Truly Foul & Cheesy Body Jokes and Facts Book by John Townsend
  

Truly Foul & Cheesy Body Jokes and Facts Book

Written by John Townsend
Illustrated by David Antram
Part of the Truly Foul & Cheesy Joke Book Series

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In a nutshell: warts and all joke-book guide to the human body

The introduction to this book contains a warning: reading it might make you LOL, but it could also make you GOL (groan out loud), or even SEL (scream even louder). It certainly does contain some gut-churning information about the human body, everything from why our feet smell to how many mites are living in our eyelashes (yuk), but in fact it’s the jokes and limericks that pop up at regular intervals that might really get readers groaning! Nonetheless it’s a clever and appealing way to dole out information about our bodies, warts and all, and children will be fascinated by what they learn. ~ Andrea Reece

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Synopsis

Truly Foul & Cheesy Body Jokes and Facts Book by John Townsend

It features dozens of gut-busting gags that children can share with their friends, themed around the gross and gruesome aspects of the human body, along with bite-sized information about the topics covered. Find out about the uses of snot and poo, the gooey workings of the vital organs, why people get acne and warts and some very weird stories about sleepwalking. Hold onto your sides and dive in! KS2

About the Author

John Townsend

John Townsend worked as a Secondary School teacher before becoming a full time writer of children's books and a writer-in-residence in a primary school tree-house. He specialises in fun, exciting information books for reluctant readers, as well as fast-paced fiction, reading schemes and 'fiction with facts' books. He visits schools around the country to encourage excitement in all aspects of reading and writing. He has recently written 12 plays based on Salariya's You Wouldn't Want To Be series that will be uploaded to the company's new website for use in classrooms.

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Book Info

Format

Paperback
128 pages

Author

John Townsend
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Author's Website

www.johntownsend.co.uk/

Publisher

Scribblers an imprint of Salariya Book Company Ltd

Publication date

27th April 2017

ISBN

9781912006533

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The Salariya Book Company publishes books for all ages both internationally and domestically through its imprints Book House, Scribblers and Scribo. Independent Children's Publisher of the Year 2010.

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