The Funniest Back to School Joke Book Ever by Joe King
  

The Funniest Back to School Joke Book Ever

Written by Joe King

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It is illustrated throughout in black and white by Nigel Baines - who also illustrates the Mitch Symons' trivia books.

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Synopsis

The Funniest Back to School Joke Book Ever by Joe King

About the Author

Joe King was born and grew up in Little Chortle. He recently moved to Greater Guffaw with his wife, Lar. Lar and Joe enjoy joking and larking around and playing with their two guinea pigs, chuckle and giggle.

Joe King is the author of The Funniest Spooky Joke Book Ever and The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever.

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Book Info

Format

Paperback
96 pages

Author

Joe King
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Publisher

Andersen Press Ltd

Publication date

1st August 2013

ISBN

9781849395779

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Publisher Profile

Andersen Press Ltd is an imprint of Andersen Press

logo Andersen Press is one of the leading independent children’s publishers, publishing some of the biggest names in the world of children's books including the much-loved picture book characters the Little Princess and Elmer the patchwork elephant. Andersen Press is the home of many award-winning authors and illustrators including Melvin Burgess, Rebecca Stead, Satoshi Kitamura, Tony Ross, David McKee, Chris Judge and Jeanne Willis. Founded in 1976 by Klaus Flugge it won the Bologna Best Children’s Publisher prize in the European Category in 2016, the company’s 40th anniversary year.

Publisher's Website

www.andersenpress.co.uk


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