Teachers are from Mars, Pupils are from Venus : School Joke Book by John Byrne


Teachers are from Mars, Pupils are from Venus : School Joke Book by John Byrne

As you've probably realised, kids and teachers are two entirely different species. Why do teachers behave so oddly? Because they're from a different planet, that's why! But remember, they think the odd things you do are just as funny! And in this little book the jokes are on everyone - so prepare for classroom chaos!

About the Author

JOHN BYRNE is a well-known cartoonist and humorist who has worked for the Guardian and Private Eye, as well as being published by Red Fox, MacDonald and HarperCollins. He is married with one son. Author lives: Fulham, London Backlist 0 552 545058 THE HAUNTED JOKE BOOK 0 552 545627 THE ALIEN JOKE BOOK

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128 pages
Interest Age: from 9 to 11


John Byrne
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Publication date

2nd August 2001



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