I'd Rather be a Footballer by Paul Cookson


I'd Rather be a Footballer by Paul Cookson

This fantastic collection features all of Paul Cookson's most popular poems, including Superman Dog , The Toilet Seat Has Teeth and The Amazing Captain Concorde ! Short Visit, Long Stay : The school trip was a special occasion. But we never reached our destination. Instead of the Zoo, I was locked in the loo of an M62 service station.

About the Author

Paul Cookson

Paul has been a poet for over twenty-five years, has written and edited over sixty collections, sold over a million books and visited thousands of schools, libraries and festivals all over the world. He is the Poet in Residence for the National Football Museum in Manchester, and his work has appeared in over 200 anthologies, on school posters, art installations, beer mats and even burger napkins.

He lives in Retford with his wife, two children, a dog, a room full of books and music, and too many ukuleles.

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96 pages


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Publication date

4th July 2008



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