Beastly Jokes by Shay Healy


Beastly Jokes by Shay Healy

Did you hear what the caterpillar did on New Year's Eve? He turned over a new leaf. What was the snail doing on the motorway? About 5 centimetres an hour. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. How do you treat a sick pig? Rub it with ointment. Where does a goldfish go on holidays? Round the globe. A whole zoo-full of animal jokes that are guaranteed to quack you up.

About the Author

SHAY HEALY is an author, songwriter, TV producer and presenter. His RTE 1 pet series, Beastly Behaviour, was a big hit with audiences old and young. He also released a CD of animal songs, Havananimal Week. Shay is best known as the writer of 'What's Another Year', which won the Eurovision Song Contest for Johnny Logan in 1980.

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96 pages
Interest Age: From 6


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Publication date

13th May 2005



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O'Brien Press Ltd is an imprint of O'Brien


The O'Brien Press is Ireland's leading general publisher of both adult and children's books. Our list covers a huge range, including biography, humour, photography, history, art, fiction, politics, cookery, sport, music, memoir, true crime and travel and we are constantly expanding into new and exciting areas.

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