Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog by Mitchell Symons
  

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Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog by Mitchell Symons

A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons. From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as: you can't trust a dog to watch your food. Why buy shampoo when real poo is free? Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on. And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!

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About the Author

Mitchell Symons

Mitchell Symons was born in 1957 in London and educated at Mill Hill School and the LSE, where he studied just enough law to get a Third. Since leaving BBC TV, where he was a researcher and then a director, he has worked as a writer, broadcaster and journalist. He was a principal writer of early editions of the board game Trivial Pursuit and has devised many television formats. Currently he writes an award-winning weekly column for the Sunday Express.

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Book Info

Format

Paperback
256 pages
Interest Age: From 7

Author

Mitchell Symons
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Publisher

Red Fox an imprint of Random House Children's Publishers UK

Publication date

7th March 2013

ISBN

9781849411912


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