Football Jokes Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics by
  

Football Jokes Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics

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A fantastically funny collection of hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.

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Football Jokes Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics by

When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles.

Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course

Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key.

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots.

How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well-armed!

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Macmillan Children's Books

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Paperback
112 pages
Interest Age: From 7

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Macmillan Children's Books an imprint of Pan Macmillan

Publication date

5th June 2014

ISBN

9781447254614

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