Football Jokes Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics
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A fantastically funny collection of hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.
Football Jokes Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics by
When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles.
Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course
Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key.
What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots.
How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well-armed!
About the Author
Interest Age: From 7
Macmillan Children's Books an imprint of Pan Macmillan
5th June 2014
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