Hatched and started growing straight away.
Learned to colour in.
Grew bigger.
Drew things that I saw: tanks, monsters, submarines, space ships, castles, bats, skeletons, stationary, toast.
Woke up with a moustache on my eighth birthday.
Built a secret observatory on my bedroom roof and spied on the moon.
Grew too big for my house and moved into an enormous city.
When I ran out of normal things to colour in, I began to colour in the internet, which I’m still doing.
Met James V Thorp on a trip up the Limpopo River.
We made a funny book together about some of the animals we’d seen.
