Christmas Jokes by Macmillan Children's Books

Christmas Jokes

Written by Macmillan Children's Books

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What sort of phone has Santa got? Pay as you ho, ho, ho!

What do you call a prawn that won't share its Christmas presents? Shell-fish

Just a couple of the 100's of jokes that fill this fabulousy jolly snowman shaped book. A wonderful addition to any Christmas stocking, this will add plenty of cheer (and a groan or two) on Christmas day. Just brilliant. ~ Shelley Fallows - You can also find Shelley here.


Christmas Jokes by Macmillan Children's Books

A snowman-shaped book of very funny Christmas jokes. Full of seasonal silliness it is the perfect festive stocking filler.

Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's Decembrrrrr

What do ducks do before their Christmas dinner? Pull their Christmas quackers!

What does a grumpy mouse send another mouse at Christmas? A Cross-mouse card

What do elves use for making Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flour

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128 pages


Macmillan Children's Books
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Macmillan Children's Books an imprint of Pan Macmillan

Publication date

5th October 2017




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