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Dirty Bertie

Frights and Bites Fangs! Scream! Zombie!
Alan MacDonald
A Dirty Bertie collection to delight his legions of fans who revel in his revolting ways! Featuring nine stories from FANGS!, SCREAM! and ZOMBIE! Lovereading Price: £7.19 - Saving £1.80 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 06/09/2018 Info Buy

Mascot!
Alan MacDonald - illustrated by David Roberts
In a nutshell: ever fresh and funny, the adventures of an inveterate scamp It's hard to believe this is the 30th Dirty Bertie story, it's so fresh and full of energy. Bertie just can't avoid trouble, and gets up to...
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Format: Paperback | Released 08/03/2018
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Burptastic Body Book
Alan MacDonald
Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly revolting habits - is back! Join him as he tours the human body to discover the weird, wonderful and plain yucky things happening right under our noses. Lovereading Price: £4.79 - Saving £1.20 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 13/07/2017 Info Buy

Heaps of Havoc! Smash! Rats! Jackpot!
Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie as he finds himself in a spot of bother with Mrs Nicely next door, crosses paths with a cheeky rodent and wins the lottery (or thinks he does)! Lovereading Price: £7.19 - Saving £1.80 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 01/06/2017 Info Buy

Disco!
Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie in Disco! his 29th adventure, as he gets tricked into accompanying Angela Nicely to the school disco, becomes Royston Rich's slave for the day and cooks up a great escape for Gran and her friends on an ultra-dull... Lovereading Price: £3.99 - Saving £1.00 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 09/03/2017 Info Buy

Monster!
Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie as he turns Know-All Nick into a monster, gets stuck on a mountain with Dad and comes face to face with his French double! Lovereading Price: £3.99 - Saving £1.00 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 06/10/2016 Info Buy

Slurps and Burps Snow! Toothy! Dinosaur!
Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie as he tries to beat Know-all Nick in a sledge race, takes a reluctant trip to the dentist and goes on a dinosaur hunt! Lovereading Price: £7.19 - Saving £1.80 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 14/07/2016 Info Buy

My Doodle Book!
Alan MacDonald - illustrated by David Roberts
A delightfully, disgusting doodle book that will keep Dirty Bertie fans entertained for hours. Dirty Bertie is back but this time he'll be enticing you to join in with his madcap schemes and crazy capers - well in the form...
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Format: Paperback | Released 07/07/2016
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Fame!
Alan MacDonald
Join Dirty Bertie as he finds fame in front of the cameras, gets into a spot of bother on a fishing trip and becomes a modern-day Robin Hood. Lovereading Price: £3.99 - Saving £1.00 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 10/03/2016 Info Buy

Aliens!
Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie in Aliens! his 26th adventure, as he prepares for an alien invasion, has a go at bird watching and tries to improve his school report! Lovereading Price: £3.99 - Saving £1.00 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 05/10/2015 Info Buy

Whiffs and Sniffs Crackers! Pong! Pirate!
Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie as he performs in the school nativity play, gives Miss Boot the fright of her life and tries his luck as a swashbuckling pirate!! Lovereading Price: £6.39 - Saving £1.60 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 06/07/2015 Info Buy

Jackpot!
Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie in Jackpot!, his 25th adventure as he wins the lottery (or thinks he does), cooks up a storm in the kitchen and finds himself face to face with a ghostly demon dolly! Lovereading Price: £3.99 - Saving £1.00 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 04/05/2015 Info Buy

Horror!
Alan MacDonald - illustrated by David Roberts
In Horror! join Bertie as he sneaks into a scary film, meets a bad-tempered guard dog on his paper round and ruins a priceless work of art on a school trip! Bertie continues to delight children with his crazy plans,...
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Format: Paperback | Released 06/10/2014
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A Dollop of Disaster Fetch! Ouch! Kiss!
Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie as he finds himself in the dog house over his new robot dog, comes a cropper in A&E and struggles to escape from the clutches of Angela Nicely! Lovereading Price: £7.19 - Saving £1.80 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 07/07/2014 Info Buy

Rats!
Alan MacDonald - illustrated by David Roberts
Three great ‘Dirty Bertie' short stories in this one attractive book. In the title story Dirty Bertie, a delightfully disgusting boy who loves everything dirty and nasty, finds a clever way to get himself a new pet – and to...
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Format: Paperback | Released 07/07/2014
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Smash!
Alan MacDonald
Join Dirty Bertie, everyone's favourite trouble magnet, as he finds himself in a spot of bother with Mrs Nicely next door, tries his hand at being a modern-day Robin Hood, and goes on a creepy sleepover at Know-All Nick's house. Lovereading Price: £3.99 - Saving £1.00 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 07/04/2014 Info Buy

Zombie!
Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie as he finds himself on the run from a zombified Eugene, has a smashing time with Angela Nicely, and gets caught up in some monkey business on a trip to the zoo. Lovereading Price: £3.99 - Saving £1.00 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 01/09/2013 Info Buy

Stinky Stories Mud! Germs! Loo!
Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie as he joins the school football team as the new goalie, attempts to catch his sister's horrible illness so he can stay off school, and finds himself desperate to go to the loo on the school coach! Lovereading Price: £7.19 - Saving £1.80 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 01/07/2013 Info Buy

Dinosaur!
Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie as he takes Angela Nicely on a dinosaur hunt, bites off more than he can chew at a chocolate factory, and gets into an alarming situation pet-sitting next door's cat! Lovereading Price: £3.99 - Saving £1.00 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 01/07/2013 Info Buy

Toothy!
Alan MacDonald - illustrated by David Roberts
Dirty Bertie, the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits, returns for another helping of comic chaos in the 19th book of this successful series.
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Format: Paperback | Released 01/04/2013
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Scream!
Alan MacDonald - illustrated by David Roberts
Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he builds his very own haunted house, bites off more than he can chew during a class outing to...
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Format: Paperback | Released 01/10/2012
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Mayhem and Mischief 3 books in 1
Alan MacDonald
A truly disgusting bumper book of nine revolting stories from Burp!, Yuck! and Bogeys! Join Bertie on his nose-pickingly yucky adventures. Lovereading Price: £7.19 - Saving £1.80 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 06/08/2012 Info Buy

Pooh! Is That You Bertie?
David Roberts
Bertie can be a bit smelly! Press the page to hear the naughty, oh-so-funny trumping noise in this wonderfully noisy story! Lovereading Price: £6.39 - Saving £1.60 (20%) Format: Novelty book | Released 06/08/2012 Info Buy

Pirate!
Alan MacDonald
Yo ho ho! Join Bertie as he samples life as a swashbuckling pirate, cooks up a storm in the poshest restaurant in town, and teams up with Dad at the School Sports Day! Lovereading Price: £3.99 - Saving £1.00 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 01/07/2012 Info Buy

Dirty Bertie : Pong!
Alan MacDonald - illustrated by David Roberts
Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he comes a cropper on his Chopper, tests his patience - and everyone else's - on a bird-watching trip,...
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Format: Paperback | Released 01/02/2012
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Dirty Bertie : Snow!
Alan MacDonald - illustrated by David Roberts
5+. Delightfully disgusting, these three stories about Bertie, a boy whose habits are far from clean, will delight emerging readers. As ever, Dirty Bertie is bursting with mad plans and crazy schemes all of which spell trouble for him and...
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Format: Paperback | Released 01/09/2011
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A Trio of Trouble
Alan MacDonald
A bumper book of nine revolting stories about Dirty Bertie, the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits. Lovereading Price: £7.19 - Saving £1.80 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 01/08/2011 Info Buy

Dirty Bertie : Ouch!
Alan McDonald - illustrated by David Roberts
Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping in A&E after an accident with a door, forgetting his swimming trunks on a visit to Splash City, and proving that Know-All Nick doesn't actually...
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Format: Paperback | Released 30/06/2011
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Dirty Bertie : Kiss!
Alan MacDonald - illustrated by David Roberts
Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! Join Bertie as he struggles to escape from the clutches of Angela Nicely, attempts to prove that anything Know-All Nick can do,...
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Format: Paperback | Released 07/02/2011
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Dirty Bertie: Fangs!
Alan MacDonald - illustrated by David Roberts
7 +. Disgusting Dirty Bertie is back for a new set of mucky adventures. As ever he has some crazy plans up his sleeve most of which involve him being disgusting in more ways than can easily be imagined. This...
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Format: Paperback | Released 01/09/2010
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Dirty Bertie: Fetch!
Alan Macdonald - illustrated by David Roberts
Bertie is a delightful as he is dirty – if you like that kind of thing! He has a habit of picking his nose which is truly disgusting. This time he has a robot dog in tow and ends up...
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Format: Paperback | Released 07/06/2010
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Dirty Bertie: Loo!
Alan Macdonald
Dirty Bertie is back for another helping of comic chaos! Bertie finds himself desperate to go to the loo on the school coach, up to his neck in sand and trouble on holiday, and staging a one-man protest to stop...
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Format: Paperback | Released 01/02/2010
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Germs!
Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie as he attempts to catch sister Suzy's horrible illness, finds himself partnering Gran at a dancing competition and meets his match in the new babysitter who's even grubbier than he is! Lovereading Price: £3.99 - Saving £1.00 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 07/09/2009 Info Buy

Mud!
Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie in three hilarious new stories as he faces a barrage of footballs as the school's new goalie, battles to stay clean for the school photographer and has a spookily terrifying sleepover! Lovereading Price: £3.99 - Saving £1.00 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 01/05/2009 Info Buy

Bogeys!
Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie in three brand new stories, Bogeys!, Magic! and Potty!, as he tries to stop picking his nose, gets more than he bargained for with a magic trick and drives a museum potty on a school outing! Lovereading Price: £3.99 - Saving £1.00 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 02/02/2009 Info Buy

Crackers!
Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie for three comically chaotic Christmas stories as he makes his very own Christmas crackers, performs in the school nativity play and has to dress up as an elf to help out at Santa's Grotto. Lovereading Price: £3.99 - Saving £1.00 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 01/09/2008 Info Buy

My Book of Stuff
Alan MacDonald
Bertie has his own fun-packed book of activities, chock full of entertaining stuff to do. All created by the Master of Muck himself, from join-the-nit puzzles to creepy crawly crosswords, this book is guaranteed to keep kids quiet for hours! Lovereading Price: £3.19 - Saving £0.80 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 19/05/2008 Info Buy

Yuck!
Alan MacDonald
In the fifth Dirty Bertie book, the world's grubbiest trouble-magnet strikes again! Bertie devises a new scheme for making filthy lucre, has a sickly time at the fairground and manages to teach a toddler her first word: Bum! Lovereading Price: £3.99 - Saving £1.00 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 01/04/2008 Info Buy

Burp!
Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie as he stages a school dinner revolt, takes Whiffer to dog training and sabotages his sister's sleepover. Lovereading Price: £3.99 - Saving £1.00 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 03/09/2007 Info Buy

My Joke Book
Alan MacDonald
Bertie has his very own joke book, packed full of disgusting jokes! Lovereading Price: £3.19 - Saving £0.80 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 03/09/2007 Info Buy

Pants!
Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie as he wears his pants to school, plays the part of a dog in the local amateur dramatic society's production of Oliver! and takes Whiffer to Royston Rich's birthday party, where Whiffer leaves a very unwelcome present... Lovereading Price: £3.99 - Saving £1.00 (20%) Format: Paperback | Released 01/05/2007 Info Buy

Worms!
Alan MacDonald - illustrated by David Roberts
Join Bertie as he tries to get out of a pink party, fails to be polite for a whole day and a makes really rubbish entry into the summer fair's flower arranging competition...
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Format: Paperback | Released 04/09/2006
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Dirty Bertie: Fleas
Alan Macdonald
Meet Dirty Bertie - a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further - Bertie's sure to be up to his neck in it.
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Format: Paperback | Released 04/09/2006
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