Humor Audiobooks

The Big Wish

"If you had a million wishes, what would you do with them? Eleven-year-old Sam has a problem. Well, quite a few problems. So when he sees a shooting star, he naturally wishes on it - for a million wishes. Of course, he doesn't expect the wish to come true, but somehow it does… But then he discovers that changing stuff has consequences he hadn't anticipated. And what's the point of doing anything, if you can just wish for it and make it happen?"

Brandon Robshaw (Author), Brandon Robshaw (Narrator)

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The Accidental Prime Minister

"When Joe tells a local news reporter exactly what he would do if he were leader of the country, the video goes viral and Joe's speech becomes famous all over the world! Before long, people are calling for the current leader to resign and give someone else a go... and that's how an ordinary boy like Joe ended up with the most extraordinary job. Now the fun can really start!"

Tom McLaughlin (Author), Ben Allen (Narrator)

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Malcolm Under the Stars

"Now that Snip the cat is gone (but hardly forgotten), the classroom animals of the Midnight Academy are ready for things to get back to normal at the McKenna School. After all, protecting nutters (students) and lankies (teachers) is an around-the-clock job! When a rare coin and a strange code are uncovered in the school, Malcolm and the Academy have another mystery on their hands. To find answers, Malcolm must venture into the dangerous outside world full of shady characters, new friends, and old enemies. Once again there are more secrets in the halls of McKenna than there are crumbs in Malcolm's Comf-E-Cube. Will Malcolm save the school and solve the mystery before it's too late? As the clock strikes twelve, rejoin the animals of the Midnight Academy as they take on their most challenging assignment yet."

W.H. Beck (Author), Charlotte Parry (Narrator)

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[German] - Mein Lotta-Leben. Kein Drama ohne Lama [Band 8]

"Es geht los! Lotta und die 6b fahren auf Klassenfahrt an die Ostsee. Im Landschulheim erwarten sie neben einer Herde Pferde (samt Lama) auch eine Horde Achtklässler. Um die in die Flucht zu schlagen, müssen sich die Wilden Kaninchen mit ihren schlimmsten Feinden verbünden - den Rockern und den Lämmer-Girls. Zum Glück hat Lotta ihr Anti-Berenike-Spray dabei. Und ihre Blockflöte. Das gleichnamige Buch ist im Arena Verlag erschienen."

Alice Pantermüller (Author), Katinka Kultscher (Narrator)

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The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins: A Radio Adaptation from the Voice of Yogi Bear!

"Don’t miss this never before released recording of the Dr. Seuss story, dramatized for radio and directed by Daws Butler! Performed by Daws Butler and his sons, Chas and Don Butler, this radio play was produced by veteran award-winning producer Joe Bevilacqua, who talks with Daws’ sons before the play. Daws Butler was the master of voice. His was the voice behind most of the classic Hanna-Barbera characters: Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound, Quickdraw McGraw, Elroy Jetson, and a hundred others. He also originated the vocal character of Cap’n Crunch and other famous Jay Ward cartoon characters. His significant work with Stan Freberg in the 1950s on The Stan Freberg Show and multimillion-selling records such as “St. George and the Dragonet” are still held in reverence today. He also ran a voice acting workshop for many years. Among his many successful students are Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson, and Corey Burton, from Closet Cases of the Nerd Kind. Theodor Seuss Geisel, also known as Dr. Seuss, is one of the most beloved children’s book authors and illustrators of all time. From The Cat in the Hat to Oh, the Places You’ll Go! his iconic characters, stories, and art style have been a lasting influence on generations of children and adults. Hundreds of millions of copies of his books have found their way into homes and hearts around the world. His long list of awards includes Caldecott Honors for McElligot’s Pool, If I Ran the Zoo, and Bartholomew and the Oobleck; the Pulitzer Prize; and eight honorary doctorates. Works based on his original stories have won three Oscars, three Emmys, three Grammys, and a Peabody award."

Dr. Seuss (Author), Charles Dawson Butler, Chas Butler, Don Butler, Joe Bevilacqua (Narrator)

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Sophie's Squash

"On a trip to the farmers' market with her parents, Sophie chooses a squash, but instead of letting her mom cook it, she names it Bernice. From then on, Sophie brings Bernice everywhere, despite her parents' gentle warnings that Bernice will begin to rot. As winter nears, Sophie does start to notice changes.... What's a girl to do when the squash she loves is in trouble? The recipient of four starred reviews, an Ezra Jack Keats New Writer Honor, and a Charlotte Zolotow Honor, Sophie's Squash will be a fresh addition to any collection of autumn books."

Pat Zietlow Miller (Author), Elizabeth Morton (Narrator)

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The Dragonfly Effect (The Hypnotists, Book 3)

"The third entry in the mesmerizing adventure series from the masterful, #1 New York Times bestselling author Gordon Korman!"

Gordon Korman (Author), Ramón de Ocampo (Narrator)

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Ogres Don't Dance

"Ogden is a gnarly, man-eating ogre . . . with the dream of becoming a dancer. But no one will dance with him - not when they think they're going to be his next meal! Then Ogden meets Willow, a gutsy girl who lives in a tree house. She makes a deal with him: if he'll stop eating humans, she'll teach him to dance. A laugh-out-loud beastly story for 7-9 year olds. Will Ogden the ogre achieve his dancing dreams?"

Kirsty McKay (Author), Charlie Sanderson (Narrator)

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How Harry Riddles Got Nearly Almost Famous

"The funniest kid in fiction is back and he’s got a lot to SHOUT about! Hi there, So I’ve joined a band with Jess and this new kid, Kevin, who is pretty annoying but also a REALLY talented guitar player. We’ve got a good shot at winning the Battle of the Bands competition for our school as long as Kevin doesn’t get expelled first. But here’s the thing, my dad has this crazy idea to take me, my mum, my EVIL sister and my twin brothers sailing round the world. For TWO years!!!! Swimming with dolphins, and scuba diving would be pretty cool, but how am I meant to reach rock stardom if I’m stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean? Good luck and have fun. Harry Riddles"

Simon Mayle (Author), Daniel Coonan (Narrator)

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Worlds Explode

"The second book in the monstrously funny and action-packed new series: Darkmouth. It’s going to be legendary. The adventures of the most unfortunate Legend Hunter ever to don fighting armour and pick up a Dessicator continue… On a list of things Finn never thought he'd wish for, a gateway bursting open in Darkmouth was right up there. But that's about his only hope for finding his missing father. He's searched for a map, he's followed Steve into dead ends, but found nothing. And he's still got homework to do. But soon Finn and Emmie must face bizarre Legends, a ravenous world and a face from the past as they go where no Legend Hunter has gone before. Or, at least, where no legend Hunter has gone before and returned with their limbs in the correct order."

Shane Hegarty (Author), Andrew Scott (Narrator)

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Nathalia Buttface and the Most Embarrassing Five Minutes of Fame Ever

"The most embarrassing dad in the world is back in this hilarious series for girls from TV and radio-comedy writing talent, Nigel Smith. When Dad posts an embarrassing video of Nat online as a joke, she’s furious. Things are set to get much worse, however, when the video goes viral and she finds herself centre of the nation’s attention for all the wrong reasons – even the prime minister is imitating her! But when a local care home for abandoned pets is threatened with closure, Dad convinces Nat to use her new-found celebrity to raise money for it – with him acting as her agent, of course! Cue: a disastrous appearance hair-modelling job, a not-so-glamorous campaign for a local optician and a call to turn on the town’s rubbish autumn illuminations (the one with the miserable face off The X-Factor cancelled at the last minute). And as if Nat didn’t have enough to deal with, school isn’t exactly easy when you’re a minor celebrity…"

Nigel Smith (Author), Clare Corbett (Narrator)

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[German] - Sunny Valentine - Von der Flaschenpost im Limonadensee

"Sunny geht im Haus verloren! Sunnys Haus wird tausend Jahre alt! Sunny bastelt Einladungen für die große Geburtstagsparty und dabei fällt ihr etwas auf: Alle haben eine beste Freundin oder einen besten Freund, den sie mitbringen können - nur sie nicht. Sunny ist traurig und das Haus versucht, ihr zu helfen. Doch was das Haus für eine gute Idee hält, ist wieder mal verrückter Unsinn, denn es schickt Sunny ausgerechnet mit der fiesen Salome Benson auf eine Schatzsuche durch seine entferntesten Zimmer, in denen es sich selbst nicht mehr auskennt. Dabei gehen die Mädchen fast verloren und müssen sich gemeinsam ganz schön ins Zeug legen, um heil wieder zu Hause anzukommen ..."

Irmgard Kramer (Author), Jodie Ahlborn (Narrator)

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