Humor Audiobooks

[Spanish] - Agu Trot (Colección Alfaguara Clásicos)

"Agu Trot es una historia de Roald Dahl, el gran autor de literatura infantil. En la vida del señor Hoppy hay dos amores. Uno son las flores de su balcón. El otro es su vecina, la señora Silver. ¡Pero éste último es un secreto! Ella solo está pendiente de su tortuga Alfie que, en su opinión, crece muy despacio. El señor Hoppy quiere hacer feliz a la señora Silver. ¿Qué se le habrá ocurrido para lograrlo?"

Roald Dahl (Author), Beto Castillo (Narrator)

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[Spanish] - El cocodrilo enorme (Colección Alfaguara Clásicos)

"El cocodrilo enorme es una historia de Roald Dahl, el gran autor de literatura infantil. En El cocodrilo enorme, el cocodrilo siembra el terror en la selva. Quiere comerse a un niño y para ello recurre a todo tipo de trucos y disfraces, pero los demás animales tratarán de impedírselo."

Roald Dahl (Author), Beto Castillo (Narrator)

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[Spanish] - ¡Qué asco de bichos! (Colección Alfaguara Clásicos)

"¡Qué asco de bichos! es una historia de Roald Dahl, el gran autor de literatura infantil. ¡Qué asco de bichos! está compuesto por nueve historias en verso que se caracterizan por su originalidad, humor y su desbordante imaginación..."

Roald Dahl (Author), Beto Castillo (Narrator)

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[Spanish] - Superlío en el campamento (El mundo de Clodett 2)

"¡HOLA, CLODETTAMIS! No os lo vais a creer: mi equipo ha sido seleccionado para participar en un campeonato... ¡con las mejores gimnastas del país! Pero el grupo de Las Panteras también está en el campamento, y todo se complica cuando oyen la palabra «PREMIO»... Lo habéis adivinado: ¡SUPERLÍO A LA VISTA! ¡BIENVENIDOS A MI MUNDO, CLODETTAMIS!"

Clodett (Author), Anahí De La Fuente (Narrator)

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[Spanish] - Superlío de gemelas (El mundo de Clodett 1)

"¡Llega la serie de libros de Clodett! Confirmado, tengo la familia más RARA del universo. Mis padres me van a volver loca un día de estos y mis abuelos parecen de otro mundo, pero lo peor se lo lleva la repelente de mi hermana GEMELA. Ahora tenemos que ir urgentemente a su internado..., en serio ¿qué he hecho yo para merecer esto? Por cierto, se me olvidaba un dato MUY importante: ¡está en Londres! ¡BIENVENIDOS A MI MUNDO, CLODETTAMIS!"

Clodett (Author), Anahí De La Fuente (Narrator)

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The Spelling Test

"When Candybar shows off in class by eating a 'bug' (raisin) instead of learning the spelling words, Mrs. Bean keeps him after school to study the words. He hatches a plan to bypass any studying, but everything unravels when two mischievous dogs throw his plan into chaos."

Nancy Beaule (Author), Chris Abernathy (Narrator)

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Once a Pun a Time - a guide to reading and telling jokes for kids

"What do you get when you mix a 6 year old with a global crisis? If you twirl around, click your heels three times while chanting 'there's no place like home,' you get a punny joke book! Tired of reading the same boring books?Want to read something funny and learn how to tell your own jokes? Then you've come to the right place! Read laugh out loud jokes in part I and learn my secret joke formula in part II. Learning how to tell your own jokes sparks creativity and creates endless hours of fun; Perfect for subway rides, airplane travels, long road trips and bored days at home. Q: What did the fallen horse say to the other horses? A: Help! I've fallen and I can't 'gitty-up!' Clean comedy for the whole family. Perfect for young budding comedians of all ages. Children love to tell jokes to parents, friends, and other family members. A pun is a figure of speech that uses similar-sounding words or exploits multiple meanings of a term. Written by Wolf Cub Chlo, the first section of this easy-to-read book provides a question-and-answer style with several examples of puns. The second section of this children’s picture book teaches children—and their parents—how to come up with a pun by using a similar-sounding word or phrase. Children love a good pun or joke that tickles your 'punny bone. Puns will keep kids entertained ... Puns can also serve as a lesson in spelling since puns often use similar-sounding words that have a different spelling. Knight and night sound the same but have very distinct spellings and different meanings. What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render. Oh, surrender. A pun makes people think of what that word should be or how it should be spelled. I think teachers will benefit from this book by giving children some examples of puns and how to make them up. Often, puns start with a question: What do baseball players eat on? Home plates!'- Readers favorite review, 5 stars"

Wolf Cub Chlo (Author), Jenn Bell-Allen, Wolf Cub Chlo (Narrator)

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Think Like an Elf

"Join the one and only Clarice Bean and ‘Think Like an Elf’ in this irresistible and spectacularly sparkling Christmas story from the inimitable Lauren Child. Clarice Bean usually looks forward to Christmas. Except this year it is going to be a quiet-ish Christmas in her house, which doesn’t feel right because Christmas is all about noisiness and being full up and FAMILY. And without those things, she is going to have to try exceptionordinarily hard to stop the Christmas spirit completely floating away… But luckily, there is no one in the world like Clarice Bean – and she is going to THINK LIKE AN ELF, and that means everything will be A-OKAY. Won’t it? The one and only Clarice Bean is back to save her family’s Christmas in this sparkling story of joy, goodwill to all peoplekind, and some very Clarice catastrophes, perfect for sharing with all the family! Wrap yourself in the warmth and wit of former Children’s Laureate Lauren Child and be transported by the love and laughter that is Christmas with the utterly irreplaceable Clarice Bean. “We can’t get enough Clarice Bean.” The Sunday Times"

Lauren Child (Author), Lauren Child (Narrator)

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Robo-Sauce

"Fans of the best-selling Dragons Love Tacos will devour Adam Rubin and Daniel Salmieri's newest story, a hilarious picture book about robots, adapted for audio. FACT: Robots are awesome. They have lasers for eyes, rockets for feet, and supercomputers for brains! Plus, robots never have to eat steamed beans or take baths, or go to bed. If only there were some sort of magical "Robo-Sauce" that turned squishy little humans into giant awesome robots… Well, now there is. Giggle at the irreverent humor, gasp at the ingenious surprise ending, and gather the whole family to enjoy a unique story about the power of imagination. It's audiobook technology the likes of which humanity has never seen!"

Adam Rubin (Author), Adam Rubin (Narrator)

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El Chupacabras

"From the bestselling author of Dragons Love Tacos comes a whimsical re-telling of the chupacabra folktale, written in a blend of English and Spanish A long time ago, a girl named Carla lived on a goat farm with her father, Hector. One night, a goat disappeared from the farm and turned up flat as a pancake. Only one creature could do that--El Chupacabras, the goatsucker! Legend has it that El Chupacabras is a fearsome beast, but you can't believe everything you hear...and sometimes the truth is even more interesting. Told in equal parts English and Spanish by bestselling author Adam Rubin, this lighthearted take on a modern legend is not told in the traditional bilingual style. Each sentence is half-Spanish/half-English followed by a repetition of the same line translated the other way around. This mirroring technique allows the languages to intermingle equally. A fun and unique way to introduce either Spanish or English to new listeners. A note from author Adam Rubin: 'I decided to tell this story in an unusual way to explore the beauty of harmony. It's easy to dismiss the unfamiliar, but compassion takes a little more effort. With so many people trumpeting divisiveness right now, it's more important than ever to teach kids that there is more than one way to understand the world.'"

Adam Rubin (Author), Adam Rubin (Narrator)

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Secret Pizza Party

"Shhhh! Don't tell anyone about this mouth-watering audiobook from the New York Times bestselling creators of Dragons Love Tacos and Robo-Sauce! How does Racoon love pizza? Oh, let him count the ways. He loves the gooey cheesy-ness, salty pepperoni-ness, sweet sweet tomato-ness, and of course the crispity crunchity crust. But someone is always chasing poor Raccoon away from his favorite food with a broom! What's a hungry raccoon to do? Plan an elaborate secret pizza party, of course!  But shhh! It's a secret! In fact, you should probably just forget I told you. Nope, no secret pizza party happening here.You didn't already tell all your friends, did you? Uh oh . . . Fans of Jon Klassen and Mo Willems's humor will gobble up this quirky ode to the lengths we will go to for our heart's desire. Praise for Dragons Love Tacos: New York Times bestseller A New York Times Notable Children's Book of 2012 'Rubin and Salmieri are two of the weirdest, funniest guys working in kids' lit today. The team lets its geek flag fly in an obsessive how-to guide for would-be dragon taco party hosts. Why a taco party? As Rubin explains, 'The only things dragons love more than parties or tacos, is taco parties.' If further proof is required, Salmieri-whose poker-faced watercolor, gouache, and color pencil drawings set a benchmark for oddball observational humor-shows one odd, scaly creature with a carryout bag from 'Taco Cave' and another beaming with anticipation as it eagerly circles the date for a taco party on its taco-themed calendar. But beware: even if all the tips and rules are followed to the letter (on quantity:'The best way to judge is to get a boat and fill the boat with tacos'), all will be for naught if spicy salsa makes its way into the taco filling. In fact, the dragons will bring a whole new meaning to 'housewarming.' Off-kilter fun for those who like their picture books (and salsa) zesty and fresh.'-Publishers Weekly, starred review   'The perfect book for kids who love dragons and mild tacos.' -Kirkus Reviews   'Regardless of, or perhaps because of, the absurdity of the story, this tale should be a big hit with anyone with an affinity for dragons.' -School Library Journal"

Adam Rubin (Author), Adam Rubin (Narrator)

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Good Dogs in Bad Sweaters

"Holiday mischief abounds in this third book in the middle-grade series that feels like The Secret Life of Pets meets Toy Story. Are the Good Dogs up for a holiday-sized mission? All of the doggy day care friends are excited about the holidays! King, Cleo, and Napoleon can't wait for their eight nights of Hanukkah prezzies, and Hugo, Waffles, and Lulu are ready for cozy Christmases at home. But then surprise visitors interrupt Lulu's shooting schedule, Cleo struggles at an agility contest, and Hugo learns that Waffles, his new puppy sister, is expecting someone called Santadoodle to bring them all presents on Christmas morning. Hugo has never even heard of Santadoodle! Of course, Hugo doesn't want Waffles to be disappointed, so there's only one thing to do-rally his friends for their biggest mission yet! Luckily, these Good Dogs are always up for an adventure! "

David Sidorov, Rachel Wenitsky (Author), Rachel Wenitsky (Narrator)

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