Humor Audiobooks

Kids ONLY Jokes

"Hey, kids! These jokes are just for you to tell any time - at home, at school, at your favourite hangout! Your friends will be rolling in the aisles! Q: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? A: Because there were so many knights!"

James Allen Einstein (Author), Dana Negrey (Narrator)

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Jokes For Canadian Kids

"Kids will roll on the floor with laughter reading these silly and ridiculous jokes, and then run to tell their friends! Jokes for Canadian Kids is chock full of good, clean laughs: - Q: What trees do ghouls like best? A: Ceme-trees! - Did you hear about the girl who started dating a boy and found out he had a wooden leg? She broke it off, of course! - Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it! - A rubber band pistol was confiscated during algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. - Q: Are hamburgers male or female? A: Male, because they're called boygers, not girlgers!"

David Mclennan (Author), Dana Negrey (Narrator)

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A Knack for Embarrassment

"Have you ever wondered why, when you throw a flat rock, it never flies straight...and accidentally hits your sibling in a vital organ? Have you ever survived a night in a den of 40 snorers intent on rearranging your circadian rhythm...forever? Did you ever blow up cuisine in the microwave and then try and hide it from your clairvoyant mother...by sucking it up in her vacuum cleaner? If so, then these stories are right up your alley! Follow the author and his family and friends in their rollicking adventures sledding down the dreaded Sleddin' Road, riding in a Volkswagen Rabbit that expels more exhaust than a convention of chain smokers, and practicing 'Premeditated Bear Situation Thinking' while out in the woods. Just try not to laugh as you hear about the cutthroat cookie-decorating contest of Christmas 2007 or as the author guinea-pigs his younger brother in a game of spit wads. Reminiscent of Patrick F. McManus yarns and Erma Bombeck columns, these stories are sure to get you laughing. Born in Idaho, raised on ice cream, and schooled in calamity and disaster, author James D. Beers tells the 'somewhat true' tales of his zany life from a unique and humorous perspective in A Knack for Embarrassment, his first collection of short stories."

James D. Beers (Author), Chris Brinkley (Narrator)

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[German] - Der neue Lieselotte Geschichtenschatz - Die bunte Box mit sechs Abenteuern - Hörbücher vo

"Lieselotte ist eine ganz besondere Kuh. Und sie hat inzwischen eine riesige Fangemeinde: Alle lieben ihre Abenteuer, die sie zusammen mit ihren Freunden vom Bauernhof erlebt. Sie sucht nach verloren gegangenen Paketen, drückt sich davor, gewaschen zu werden, und erlebt eine wilde Verfolgungsjagd mit dem Gartenschlauch. Wenn der schelmische Kabarettist Bernd Kohlhepp Kultkuh Lieselotte und ihre Freunde interpretiert, dann wird jede Geschichte zur wahren Bauernhofparty.; Die Box enthält sechs lustige Abenteuer: 'Ein Geburtstagsfest für Lieselotte', 'Lieselotte sucht', 'Lieselotte ist krank', 'Lieselotte will nicht baden', 'Lieselotte hat Langeweile' und 'Ein Platz nur für Lieselotte'."

Alexander Steffensmeier (Author), Bernd Kohlhepp (Narrator)

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Chamelia and the New Kid in Class

"Chamelia is a chameleon who loves to stand out in a crowd. She's always the star of the show, especially at school. But when a new kid in class becomes the center of attention, Chamelia feels left out. Can she figure out how to beat her competition? Or will she learn to share the spotlight and make a new best friend? Join the fabulous Chamelia in this funny and charming story about friendship, school, and the true meaning of being a star!"

Ethan Long (Author), Emma Lysy (Narrator)

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Pizazz: The super awesome new superhero series!

"The first in a super (like, actually, with powers and stuff) NEW series for 7+ readers from the amazingly talented illustrator and author Sophy Henn! Brimming with Sophy's hilarious signature illustrations, this is the perfect read for fans of Dork Diaries, Tom Gates, Amelia Fang, Wimpy Kid and Dog Man. "A SPECTACULAR superhero story that fizzes with fun on every page!" - Liz Pichon, author of the bestselling TOM GATES series. Being a superhero is the best thing ever, right? WRONG! HELLO! My name is Pizazz and I'm a superhero… You probably think that's really AWESOME and while it can be, it's also REEEEEEEAAALLLLY annoying.  Don't believe me? Well, I have to wear the same outfit ALL THE TIME?! I'm always dashing off to save the world right in the middle of fun stuff. Plus I have to be the good guy even when I might not want to be. And sometimes I just want to be, well, normal. You see, it's not easy being SUPER … PS. DON'T even ask me about my super "POWER"… "Blocky comic-style panels, a fire-farting granddad and a conservationist message make for accessible, quirky reading" - The Guardian, Children's Book of the Month "Sophy Henn's funny new series […] a witty and original reminder that superheroes are human too" - The Sunday Times, Children's Book of the Week "Sophy Henn's lively, energetic story should be a hit with anyone who finds it hard to fit in" -  The Financial Times  "Full-page illustrations, comic-strip sequences, quirky typography and dramatic chapter openers ensure this book will appeal to more reluctant readers" - The i "Perfect for fans of her previous series Bad Nana, with the same level of illustration and zany text throughout" - Booktrust"

Sophy Henn (Author), Sophy Henn (Narrator)

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Captain Underpants and the Preposterous Plight of the Purple Potty People: Color Edition (Captain Un

"George and Harold's time-traveling Purple Potty lands them in a crazy place in the eighth book in this #1 New York Times bestselling series by Dav Pilkey, the author and illustrator of Dog Man! The teachers are nice, the cafeteria serves delicious food, and the school principal, Mr. Krupp, thinks George and Harold are hilarious. Something is very, very wrong -- and it gets even wronger when the boys' pet pterodactyl, Crackers, and Sulu the Bionic Hamster are captured by George and Harold's evil-twin look-alikes. Now George and Harold must face their greatest foes yet: THEMSELVES! Can they handle this mess on their own, or will they need Captain Underpants to swoop in and save the day?"

Dav Pilkey (Author), I'ke Mitchell, Len Forgione, Winston Bromhead (Narrator)

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Effie the Rebel: Effie Book 2

"Effie is changing the world, one classroom at a time. Dark forces are at work at Highworth Grange school: the student council has been taken over by a tyrannical villain with his own agenda. But Effie Kostas isn't about to stand by and watch democracy crumble! She's leading the resistance - but politics can be a dirty game and Effie will need to keep her wits about her as she faces down the enemy. With the help of her brilliant band of misfit friends, a bad-tempered parrot, and a former nemesis, can Effie save the school she loves before it's too late?"

Laura Wood (Author), Bryony Aspen Reiss (Narrator)

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Hard-Boiled Bugs for Breakfast: And Other Tasty Poems

"A new collection from the celebrated first Young People’s Poet Laureate and bestselling poet Jack Prelutsky, featuring more than one hundred original poems! Hard-Boiled Bugs for Breakfast is guaranteed to make readers laugh, imagine, write, and dream. From a lizard playing a mandolin (although not very well) to the surprised guest of honor (at a birthday party he threw for himself), there’s something for everyone in Jack Prelutsky’s Hard-Boiled Bugs for Breakfast. This collection is full of the wit, humor, and imagination that has made Jack Prelutsky a household name and one of the most beloved poets for children. His poetry books for kids include such favorites as A Pizza the Size of the Sun and The New Kid on the Block."

Jack Prelutsky (Author), Kirby Heyborne (Narrator)

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Shaking Up the House

"A friendly prank war at the White House spirals out of control in this hilarious and heartfelt middle grade novel written by acclaimed author Yamile Saied Méndez and perfect for fans of President of the Whole Fifth Grade and Merci Suárez Changes Gears. Ingrid and Winnie López have lived at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue for eight years, but their friends Skylar and Zora Williams—the new first daughters—are about to move into the White House with their mom, the president-elect. What the Williamses don’t know is that incoming presidents’ families are often pranked by the folks they’re replacing, and Ingrid and Winnie take that tradition very seriously. But when the four girls get wrapped up in an ever-escalating exchange of practical jokes and things spiral out of control, can they avoid an international incident? Or will their battle go down in American history and ruin their friendship forever?"

Yamile Saied Méndez (Author), Kyla Garcia (Narrator)

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Magic's Most Wanted

"Magic is closer than you ever thought possible in this madcap middle grade adventure perfect for fans of James Riley and Chris Grabenstein. For Mason Mortimer Morrison, life isn’t so magical. His dad was just sent to jail, his grades have been plummeting from meh to yikes, and, oh yeah, two officers from some organization called Magix just showed up to arrest him in the middle of fourth period. Talk about bad luck. Mason knows he’s innocent. But in order to clear his name, he’s going to need the help of a plucky Magix junior detective and a cantankerous talking bunny—and a little bit of magic."

Tyler Whitesides (Author), Mark Turetsky (Narrator)

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Pizazz vs the New Kid: The super awesome new superhero series!

"The super (like, actually, with powers and stuff) series from the amazingly talented Sophy Henn, award-winning author and illustrator of Bad Nana! The perfect read for children aged 7, 8, 9 and upwards, and for fans of Dork Diaries, Tom Gates, Amelia Fang, Wimpy Kid and Dog Man. "A SPECTACULAR superhero story that fizzes with fun on every page!"  - Liz Pichon, bestselling author of the TOM GATES series. BEING A SUPERHERO IS THE BEST THING EVER, RIGHT? WRONG! HELLO! My name is PIZAZZ and I'm a superhero . . . You probably think that's really AWESOME, and while it can be, it's also REEEEEEEAAALLLLY annoying. I guess it was sort of going OK (I say, "sort of" - I still have to wear a silly cape and save the world all the time) until this NEW KID showed up, and started WOWING everyone with their super powers. Yep, SUPER POWERS - just what this town needs, another super . . . Who just happens to have the coolest name ever: Jett. And now, because of Serena and her gang of Populars, I have to compete against Jett in an almighty and ultimate SUPER-OFF. But it's fine. I mean, even if I lose, there's space for two SUPERS in this school, isn't there?! Hilariously narrated by Sophy Henn herself!    PRAISE for PIZAZZ: "Blocky comic-style panels, a fire-farting granddad and a conservationist message make for accessible, quirky reading" - Guardian, Children's Book of the Month "Sophy Henn's funny new series […] a witty and original reminder that superheroes are human too" - Sunday Times, Children's Book of the Week "Full-page illustrations, comic-strip sequences, quirky typography and dramatic chapter openers ensure this book will appeal to more reluctant readers" - The i "Sophy Henn's lively, energetic story should be a hit with anyone who finds it hard to fit in" -  Financial Times  "Perfect for fans of her previous series Bad Nana, with the same level of illustration and zany text throughout" - Booktrust"

Sophy Henn (Author), Sophy Henn (Narrator)

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