"Insult History and you might just BE History.
Clumsiness is Chumley Stumblefoot's superpower. So much so, in fact, that everyone just calls him CLUMSY. But when he trips up and insults HISTORY in front of his teacher, he has no idea the crazy old man is going to send him FIVE HUNDRED YEARS back in time to get an education on it.
NOW, Clumsy must travel around the world with Ferdinand Magellan, and figure out how to get back home in one piece. WITHOUT messing up his own timeline."
"When the small scrap of parchment is handed to Nicodemus, it only contains the one word, Tetelestai. But that word sends him on a flight for his life with his faithful Greek servant Trecho. On a wager, the pagan Greek allows Nicodemus to read the scroll of Leviticus to him while they travel, and explain how this Messiah Jesus could possibly be in every part of it, when the scroll was written thousands of years earlier. At every step they are hounded by the rabid Pharisee Saul of Tarsus, who has a personal vendetta against the aged rabbi, and is headed to Damascus himself with papers that will place all of the believers there in jail."
