Humor Audiobooks

[Spanish] - Diario del Wimpy Kid 5 - La cruda realidad

"El diario más divertido y entretenido. Un auténtico fenómeno mundial. Greg Heffley siempre ha tenido prisa por crecer. Pero, ahora que empieza a hacerse mayor, ¿de veras resulta todo tan divertido? De pronto Greg se descubre a sí mismo inmerso en la tensión de las fiestas de chicos y chicas, mayores responsabilidades y hasta los cambios fisiológicos propios de la edad. Todo ello sin poder contar con su mejor amigo, Rowley. ¿Podrá Greg salir adelante por sus propios medios? ¿O tendrá que rendirse ante “LA CRUDA REALIDAD”? Reseñas: «The Big Fish in publishing right now.» New York Times «Kinney is right up there with J. K. Rowling as one of the bestselling children’s authors on the planet.» Hollywood Reporter «One of the most successful authors in the world.» Independent «In the publishing world, Kinney is a rock star.» Forbes - Laugh-along at wimpykid.com. Discover all the latest news and activities and even Wimp Yourself! - Enjoy all-new original Wimpy Kid movies on Disney+! NPR"

Jeff Kinney (Author), Oliver Díaz Barba (Narrator)

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Quantum Interstellar Sports League #1

"The Last Kids on Earth meets Space Jam in this hilarious illustrated novel about football, aliens, and friendship! Welcome to the Quantum Interstellar Sports League, where humans and aliens play football for the fate of the Earth! Wyatt Benson is NOT a football player. Yes, his dad may be the greatest quarterback of all time, but don't go getting any ideas. Wyatt's the kind of twelve-year-old who invents his own junk food and whose greatest physical achievement was accidentally knocking out his third-grade teacher with a badly thrown dodgeball. (Don't ask.) So how did he find himself as the quarterback on a football team of pro-athlete tweens playing in an intergalactic tournament against terrifying aliens? Well, it's a long story that involves contractual mishaps and the alien overlord Schnozly Grofsplot, but no matter what he tries, he can't back out. Wyatt and the rest of his teammates-like the cocky soccer star Nitro, bighearted rugby player Quake, and super cool gymnast Nova (who Wyatt is totally NOT crushing on)-will have to work together to win the tournament. Because did he mention that if Earth loses, the fate of the world is at stake?! This is a laugh-out-loud series for any kid that loves science fiction, football, and friendship."

J. Scott Savage (Author), Josh Hurley (Narrator)

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Monster Movie!

"In this hair-raising and hilarious novel by New York Times bestselling author Chuck Wendig, a boy must face his many fears to save his town from a cursed videotape-before "The Scariest Movie Ever Made" devours his friends and family. Ethan Pitowski is afraid of everything. Luckily, his best friends don't mind, and when their entire class gets invited to watch a long-buried horror movie at the most popular boy in school's house, Ethan's friends encourage him to join in the fun. But when the "scariest movie ever made" reveals itself to be not just a movie about a monster, but a movie that is a monster, only a terrified Ethan escapes its clutches. Now he must find a way to stop the monster and save his friends (and also, um, get their heads back). With his signature balance of kid-friendly horror and humor, Chuck Wendig crafts a spookily heartfelt novel about anxiety, friendship, and finding your unique voice and inner strength."

Chuck Wendig (Author), Dan Bittner (Narrator)

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Dexter Procter the 10-Year-Old Doctor

"Brought to you by Puffin. It was clear from an early age that Dexter Procter was different. He started speaking at four seconds old. By the age of three, he had 87 A-levels, from Afrikaans to Zoology. And by ten, he was working as a paediatrician at Lilydale General Hospital. Despite a loving but annoying family and a couple of good friends (Rupi and Otto), Dexter’s always struggled to fit in. Add to this a mortal enemy (Dr Drake) and a major problem at his old school (all the teachers struck down with awful diarrhoea) – will Dexter be able to save his job, save the school and find his place in the world? (Spoiler alert: yes!) A laugh-out-loud new series about the world's youngest doctor from the record-breaking Adam Kay and Henry Paker. 'Original, very funny, ultra-informative - and children will love all the disgusting parts.’ Jacqueline Wilson 'From the brilliant mind of Adam Kay comes a story that redefines the 'junior' in 'junior doctor.’ David Solomons 'If laughter truly is the best medicine, book this hilarious appointment with Dr Procter immediately.' David Baddiel © Adam Kay 2024 (P) Penguin Audio 2024"

Adam Kay (Author), Adam Kay, Lenny Rush (Narrator)

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There's a Poonami in My House: The hilarious picture book from podcast stars and Sunday Times No 1 b

"The explosively funny new picture book from the creators of the award-winning Sh*gged. Married. Annoyed podcast! "The door burst open with an almighty crash! Poo ran up the walls with a big smelly splash! Mam and Dad gasped, the boys gave a yell They didn't know what was happening . . . until . . . the SMELL!" Meet the Randal Family: Mam, Dad, Robert and Ralph. One night, Robert's friend comes to stay, and Ralph decides he wants to stay up with the big boys. What better way to derail bedtime than with a giant poo?   But the rumbling in Ralph's nappy doesn't stop there. It's a POONAMI, and it's taken over the house. HELP!   Bedtime family fun, brought to life in POOTASTIC colour from illustrator Paula Bowles. (Chris and Rosie Ramsey's book 'Sh**ged. Married. Annoyed.' was a No.1 Sunday Times bestseller in September 2020)"

Chris Ramsey, Rosie Ramsey (Author), Chris Ramsey, Rosie Ramsey (Narrator)

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The Haunted House on Hollow Hill

"The audiobook version of the thrilling and innovative narrative podcast, including an exclusive storyline. Gold Medal Winner at the New York Festivals Radio Awards for Best Ensemble Audiobook. On a dark and stormy night … Two ghost-hunting journalists arrive at the most haunted house in Britain – the Hollow Hotel. They’re here to interview the Dark King of television magic, Romeo Gideon. Instead, they discover the body of a murdered man hanging from the rafters – the work of a killer who wields actual magic as viciously as he does his blade. With the storm closing in, all exit routes cut off, and the killer taking them out one by one, their only hope lies with the two mysterious Irish detectives who seem quite at home with all this bloodshed … Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain have only hours to figure out who the killer is in a hotel filled with the tortured spirits of the dead, the anguished wails of the dying, and the relentless whines of the living. Exciting, standalone audio – including characters not featured in the podcast"

Derek Landy (Author), Colin Mace, Eve Macklin, Joe Eyre, Kevin Hely, Kit Griffiths, Sam Newton (Narrator)

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How Do Dinosaurs Say Trick or Treat?

"It's trick or treat time for our bestselling dinosaurs! Roar with laughter in a Halloween adventure you will never forget! How does a dinosaur say 'trick or treat' When walking down with kids down a Halloween street? Does he stomp on the pumpkins and throw around bits? Does he fear he will slip and then slide into splits? It's Halloween time! The streets are filled with kids in costumes, the spooky decorations are out, but our inquisitive and rambunctious dinosaurs are not quite sure about trick or treating... With a little practice, and some hilarious antics, our prehistoric friends learn some holiday tricks like carving smiling pumpkins, helping witches carry their brooms, and sharing some yummy treats. Join in the hilarity as the bestselling duo Jane Yolen and Mark Teague help young dinosaurs (and listeners) have a great time at Halloween! With over 23 million copies in print, each dino-mite How Do Dinosaurs book is a combination of hilarious situations and sing-song rhymes that show young children how to be more successful every day and in every way. The How Do Dinosaurs...? series will help children become confident readers while teaching them life lessons."

Jane Yolen (Author), Jane Yolen (Narrator)

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Matt Sprouts and the Day Nora Ate the Sun

"Matt Sprouts is back for another hilarious adventure! It's been a few months since Matt defeated "the Curse," and if you thought that was bad, get ready to meet Matt's latest challenge-Nora the goat. Have you ever babysat a goat before? Trust us, you do NOT want to do it. Join Matt, his little brother Elliott, his girlfriend Grace, his best friend Eric, and a mysterious kid who lives in the forest in the HILARIOUS sequel to the bestselling book, Matt Sprouts and the Curse of the Ten Broken Toes! After defeating "the Curse," twelve-year-old Matt just wants to relax. But Dad has another idea-Matt needs to "build some character," whatever THAT means. So Matt ends up a pet sitting for his neighbor, Farmer Jed. Easy enough, right?   Wrong.   In fact, it's downright baaaaaaad.   The "pet" in question is Nora, an old goat with glassy eyes and short tail. Farmer Jed says she's "special." Matt's pretty sure, however, that the most impressive thing about Nora is how far her eyes can roll into the back of her head. While trying to keep track of Nora and all her mysterious actions, Matt is also helping his girlfriend Grace with her Science Fair project, attending both soccer and Cross-Country practice, and, oh yeah, trying to avoid some scary guy named Jason who seemingly wants to enact perilous revenge on young Matt. More on that guy later.   So much for "time to relax"! "Funny, heartwarming, and impossible to put down, [The Curse of the 10 Broken Toes] is a must-read for anyone trying to survive the perils of middle school." - Dustin Brady, bestselling author of Trapped in a Video Game and other series. "Matt Sprouts is the next star of middle-grade comedy! Matt Eicheldinger expertly draws from his life to create this heart-warming and fun illustrated series." - Jarrett Krososzka, New York Times bestselling author and National Book Award Finalist  "This is the kind of book that makes a kid stay up past their bedtime, reading with a flashlight under the blanket." - Nina Hamza, bestselling author of Ahmed Azis's Epic Year  "This humorously captivating tale perfectly captures both the excitement and listlessness of a middle school summer." - Terrance Crawford, bestselling author of the Piggy series"

Matthew Eicheldinger (Author), Barrett Leddy (Narrator)

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Night of the Living Mummy (House of Shivers #3)

"Goosebumps now on Disney+! Happy Silverman is more than a little excited for his class trip to the museum. He loves learning about Ancient Egypt and can't wait to see real mummies. At the museum, Happy leans as close to the mummy display as he possibly can-and something strange happens. His head spins and he hears an unfamiliar voice ringing inside his mind. The mummy is inside Happy's brain and need his help-or else!"

R.L. Stine (Author), Maxwell Glick, Thom Rivera (Narrator)

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Attack of the Jack-O'-Lanterns (Classic Goosebumps #36)

"Goosebumps now on Disney+! PUMPKIN POWER!Nothing beats Halloween. It's Drew Brockman's favorite holiday. And this year will be awesome. Much better than last year. Or the year Lee and Tabby played that joke. A nasty practical joke on Drew and her best friend, Walker.Yes, this year Drew and Walker have a plan. A plan for revenge. It involves two scary pumpkin heads.But something's gone wrong. Way wrong. Because the pumpkin heads are a little too scary. A little too real. With strange hissing voices. And flames shooting out of their faces..."

R.L. Stine (Author), Sisi Aisha Johnson (Narrator)

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The Fairy Tale Fan Club: Legendary Letters Collected by C.C. Cecily

"FAIRY-LAND EXCLUSIVE! Discover THE TRUTH about your favourite fairy-tale characters in Richard Ayoade's second children's book. Read about the real lives of fairy-tale characters in this exclusive collection of letters between curious kids and their fairy-tale idols. What are they doing now? Was it really Happily Ever After? Is the Big Bad Wolf actually that bad? When will Sleeping Beauty get out of bed? And what makes frogs so kissable? Only one man has the answers, direct from the ACTUAL LEGENDS themselves: meet C.C. Cecily, Senior Secretary of the Fairy Tale Fan Club."

Richard Ayoade (Author), Lydia Fox, Richard Ayoade, Wes Anderson (Narrator)

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Attack of the Graveyard Ghouls (Classic Goosebumps #31)

"Goosebumps now on Disney+! The fog shimmered up over the dark grass, over the bent, scraggly trees. Covering the hill, covering the old graveyard. Spencer Levy heard the horrifying moan. Though the windowpane, he heard a long, low moan floating from the hill. Human and animal at the same time. So cold. So sad. So near..."

R.L. Stine (Author), Alejandro Antonio Ruiz (Narrator)

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