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The Ghosts of Nameless Island: Vol. 1

"Twelve-year-old Gus Greenburg can see ghosts; in fact, he uses this paranormal superpower to help them "go on." But when Gus and his mom move into an old mansion on the mysterious and remote Nameless Island, he meets a ghost that's set out to hurt him. Bestselling author Carly Anne West weaves a spooky and thrilling series opener in this spine-tingling tale about mystery, family, and all things paranormal. After his dad goes missing and his mom is hired to restore an old building called the Rotham Manor, twelve-year-old Gus Greenburg and his mom move to a quaint, secluded island called Nameless. Gus was hoping for a new start on the island (despite throwing up on the boat ride there . . . twice), but a mysterious ghost has another idea. Throw in a mean kid who hides rats in the manor, two new friends, an eclectic island chef who's competing to be on a reality TV show, and Gus's power to talk to the dead . . . well, that's a lot of chaos for one kid!  Gus needs to find out the identity of the mysterious ghost - and fast - or else he might be doomed to the same lethal fate. That is, if the island's signature "Heavenly Hash" dish doesn't get to him first. The Ghosts of Nameless Island is the first book in a new trilogy from bestselling author Carly Anne West. It's infused with Carly Anne West's signature wit and humor, and spooky enough for fans of Claribel Ortega's Ghost Squad, Scott Cawthon's Five Night's at Freddy's, and Carly's own Hello Neighbor series. "Join author Carly Anne West on Nameless Island for a haunting, spine-tingling mystery that will leave you on the edge of your seat! The Ghost of Nameless Island is an illustrated tale of hidden rats, mystery ghosts, and reality TV that is sure to lift your spirits." - Terrance Crawford, bestselling author of the Piggy series"

Carly Anne West (Author), Wesley Scott (Narrator)

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[Spanish] - Diario del Wimpy Kid 3 - ¡Esto es el colmo!

"El diario más divertido y entretenido. Un auténtico fenómeno mundial. Seamos realistas: Greg Heffley nunca va a dejar de ser un renacuajo y alguien debería explicárselo a su papá. Resulta que Frank Heffley cree que su hijo puede cambiar. Y para que se haga más fuerte, decide inscribirlo en todo tipo de deportes de competencia y otras actividades “varoniles”. Claro que para Greg siempre ha sido fácil eludir los deseos de su papá. Sin embargo, cuando lo amenaza con enviarlo a una academia militar, se da cuenta de que tiene que ponerse las pilas. Reseñas: «The Big Fish in publishing right now.» New York Times «Kinney is right up there with J. K. Rowling as one of the bestselling children’s authors on the planet.» Hollywood Reporter «One of the most successful authors in the world.» Independent «In the publishing world, Kinney is a rock star.» Forbes - Laugh-along at wimpykid.com. Discover all the latest news and activities and even Wimp Yourself! - Enjoy all-new original Wimpy Kid movies on Disney+! NPR"

Jeff Kinney (Author), Oliver Díaz Barba (Narrator)

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The Boy to Beat the Gods

"Yearning to save his sister from the mighty Orishas, Kayode stumbles upon a magical fruit that infuses him with unpredictable powers! With a trickster god, a spiky princess, and a fisherboy by his side, Kayode embarks on an epic adventure to save his sister. But beware! Each Orisha is more powerful than the last. Can Kayode control his newly acquired half-god strength before it runs out? A fast-paced adventure where one brave boy squares off against six formidable gods, this story details the importance of unity in the face of adversity. It is ideal for fans of ´Percy Jackson and the Olympians´ on Disney+. ©2024 Ashley Thorpe (P)2024 Saga Egmont Cover artwork reproduced by permission of Usborne Publishing Limited. Cover illustration by Loyiso Mkize © Usborne Publishing, 2024 Ashley Thorpe is a Black British debut author and Storymix editor, who turns diverse childhood dreams into epic tales. ´The Boy to Beat the Gods´ is his first book."

Ashley Thorpe (Author), Faith Alabi (Narrator)

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Worldwide Crush

"- Next Generation Indie Book Award Finalist in Humor - National Indie Excellence Award Finalist in Teen Fiction - Eric Hoffer Award Finalist in Children's Literature  Rory Calhoun is a teen popstar with perfect teeth and messy hair who’s inspiring first crushes all over the globe. Millie Jackson is just one of the millions of fans who love him—but that doesn't mean her heart doesn't break for him every single day in this laugh-out-loud coming-of-age story. How many of Rory’s fans collect “data” about him in a special notebook hidden in their underwear drawer? Or have faked a fascination with whale migration for a chance to visit his hometown? Millie may not be Rory’s only fan at Susan B. Anthony Middle School, but she's convinced she's the biggest—and the best.  Rory’s new song “Worldwide Crush” is climbing the charts, and his lyrics are clear:  he’s looking for love—and he’s looking in the audience. Meaning Millie’s secret fantasies of running in the surf and eating waffles with him may not be crazy after all . . . she could be that girl! But first she has to get to his concert—his completely sold-out concert in a city nowhere near her home for which she does not have tickets or a ride. She just has to figure out how. “With Worldwide Crush, Kristin Nilsen establishes herself as a vibrant new voice in coming-of-age fiction. This funny, big-hearted novel explores family, friendship, and the intoxicating power of first crushes with sometimes cringeworthy accuracy. Readers still in the throes of tweendom will be as charmed by Millie’s emotional journey as those who attended middle school long ago. A winning pick for all generations!” ―Megan McCafferty, New York Times best-selling author of Best Frenemies Forever and the Jessica Darling series "

Kristin Nilsen (Author), Kristin Nilsen (Narrator)

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CRANKY KITTY Brush Brush: Giggles Guaranteed Feline Frenzy - A Funny Children's Audio Book Purr-fect

"Cranky Kitty is not cranky at all... until he's cranky! "

Bam Tulookey (Author), Justin Hewitt (Narrator)

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A Night in Terror Tower (Classic Goosebumps #12)

"Goosebumps now on Disney+! Sue and her brother, Eddie, are visiting London when they run into a little problem. They can't find their tour group. Still, there's no reason to panic. No way their tour guide would just leave them. All alone. In a gloomy old prison tower. No way they'd get locked inside. After dark. With those eerie sounds. And a strange dark figure who wants them...dead."

R.L. Stine (Author), Stephanie Willing (Narrator)

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Grimwood: Party Animals: The Times Children's Book of the Week

"Return to the forest where anything can happen. An unmissable new book in Nadia Shireen's bestselling and wildly funny illustrated comedy adventure series, Grimwood! 'Wind in the Willows (with added wind) for a new, wilder generation' - The Times Perfect for readers age 7+, and fans of Dog Man, Roald Dahl, David Walliams, Loki: A Bad God's Guide to Being Good, Bunny vs Monkey and anyone who likes to laugh. Sharon the Party Crow has lost her mojo! Three parties in one day have proved too much for Grimwood's favourite raving resident, and now it's up to Ted, Nancy, Willow, and the rest of the gang to help Sharon get her groove back. Teamwork, friendship and, most importantly, dance skills, will all be put to the test as the gang try to get the party started again!   Fully illustrated throughout and full of heart, laughs and surprises, this is the must-read fourth title in the bestselling and fantastically anarchic Grimwood series. PRAISE FOR GRIMWOOD: 'Grimwood is where I want to be. A carnival of crazed confused comical critters that is more real than real life. Lots of things make me laugh but Grimwood makes me laugh out loudest.' - Frank Cottrell-Boyce 'Funny, anarchic, original and gloriously silly.' - Richard Osman 'Ted and Nancy are my favourite funny foxes EVER.' - Liz Pichon, author of Tom Gates 'I CACKLED ALOUD on practically every page. Comic gold, tinged with such tenderness.' - Kiran Millwood Hargrave   'Gloriously anarchic, properly funny and highly illustrated with dynamic black-and-white art, this is a quirky delight for children - and their parents, too.'  - The Bookseller 'Dark, original and laugh-out-loud funny' - The Times 'This book made my face hurt! Relentlessly funny.' - Rob Biddulph 'Like Watership Down, but funny. You'll laugh hysterically on every page.' - Caitlin Moran 'Fantastic.' - Lauren Laverne 'Pure genius!' - Louie Stowell 'Made us laugh out loud.' - Jim Smith, author of Barry Loser 'You're in for a treat!' - Selom Sunu, illustrator of Look Both Ways 'Utterly HILARIOUS' - Sophy Henn, author-illustrator of Pizazz   'Every page of the book zings with invention and joie de vivre' - The Financial Times  "

Nadia Shireen (Author), Adam Buxton (Narrator)

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My Weird School Special: There’s a Skunk in My Bunk!

"With more than 34 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! The Ella Mentry School students are in for a wacky summer camp experience in this exciting My Weird School Special from New York Times bestselling author Dan Gutman. School’s out for summer! A.J. can’t wait to spend his days playing video games, watching TV, and forgetting everything he learned during the school year. But when his parents announce they’ve signed him up for sleepaway camp, his great plans slip away right before his eyes. Now he’s stuck at Camp Ahdoanwanna with his friends. Between the mosquitoes and bees, animals that break into the cabins, and a moose head that guards the mail, this is definitely one weird camp. Will A.J. and the gang end up having a good time, or will this just be a bummer in the summer? With Dan Gutman’s signature kid-friendly sense of humor, this is one silly sleepaway camp special you won’t want to miss!"

Dan Gutman (Author), Maxwell Glick (Narrator)

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Spellbinders: Break the Game

"It takes more than magic to make a hero, in the next installment of this hilarious and epic series. One not-so-chosen champion and his mystical friends must cross the multiverse and harness a dangerous power to defeat a mysterious new enemy. 'My favorite new fantasy series." -Max Brallier, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Last Kids on Earth series After leveling up from basement roleplaying games to saving an entire magical realm, 12-year-old Ben isn't happy returning to his ordinary life of homework and chores. So when his very un-magical LARP session is crashed by monstrous frog-men from another dimension, he can't wait to get back into hero mode. Someone is after all the Spellbinder's books, which grant the users - including Ben - epic reality-shifting powers. Ben, Niara, Merv, Drake, and their new friend Agnes must embark on an epic quest to save the books and their owners. But while hopping across different realms may be Ben's idea of a totally awesome spring break, it's tough to be an ordinary kid among extraordinary heroes. Especially when fighting for the fate of the universe seems to consist mostly of finding fun new ways to get them all killed, from zombie rats to pool noodle squids, to a mysterious Big Bad controlling everything from behind the scenes. How do you win the game when someone else is rolling the dice?"

Andrew Auseon (Author), Pete Cross (Narrator)

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They Call Me No Sam!

"From Drew Daywalt, the #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Day the Crayons Quit, and illustrator Mike Lowery comes a middle grade novel about Sam, a noble pug who will go to any lengths to protect his family from the bad guys! Meet Sam: an insolent pug—and incidental hero—who will stop at nothing to protect his family! When scientists Elaine and Gary Peterson adopt Sam to keep their son, Justin, company in the midst of a top-secret research project, they never imagine the precocious pup will cause more harm than good. But from chewing up Elaine’s hair dryer (the “brain-melting heat cannon”) to his inability to be house-trained (who could resist the “pooping rug”?), the Petersons aren’t sure how much more they can take. And that's before Sam starts harassing Justin’s crush (and potential new friend), Phoebe, who Sam is sure is an evil wizard out to harm Justin. But when a pair of crooks encroaches on the Peterson household in an attempt to steal their confidential findings, Sam’s actions—never mind his reasoning for them—just may save the day."

Drew Daywalt (Author), Ron Butler (Narrator)

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Pete the Cat Screams for Ice Cream!

"I scream! You scream! Pete screams for ice cream! The Just Chillin’ ice cream truck is coming today and Pete the Cat can't wait. He runs as fast as he can to find the truck. It's getting late, but his friends need his help. Will Pete take a little time out of his day to help his friends? Follow Pete the Cat as he learns that it's always cool to be kind. From the authors of the #1 New York Times bestselling Pete the Cat series, James and Kimberly Dean, this book is reminiscent of Pete favorites like Magic Sunglasses and perfect for fans of Grumpy Monkey by Suzanne Lang. Don't miss Pete's other adventures, including Pete the Cat: I Love My White Shoes, Pete the Cat: Rocking in My School Shoes, Pete the Cat and His Four Groovy Buttons, Pete the Cat Saves Christmas, Pete the Cat and His Magic Sunglasses, Pete the Cat and the Bedtime Blues, Pete the Cat and the New Guy, Pete the Cat and the Cool Cat Boogie, Pete the Cat and the Missing Cupcakes, Pete the Cat and the Perfect Pizza Party, Pete the Cat: Crayons Rock!, Pete the Cat’s Groovy Imagination, and Pete the Cat Plays Hide-and-Seek."

James Dean, Kimberly Dean (Author), James Fouhey (Narrator)

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Breakout!

"Summer’s almost over, which means one thing and one thing only: It's Color War time! Color War is the event of the summer, a massive camp-wide competition that divides the campers into two teams: Blue and White. All of the upper campers are hoping they'll be selected as Lieutenant, a team leader position and a huge honor. Jenny's convinced she's got Lieutenant in the bag, being a 'Popular Girl' and all. And Play Dough sure hopes he does, too—members of his family have been White-team Lieutenants for generations, and he doesn't want to disappoint them. But when assignments are announced, both Jenny and Play Dough are in for a big surprise."

Stacy Davidowitz (Author), Stacy Davidowitz (Narrator)

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