Humor Audiobooks

Friiight Night (Goosebumps SlappyWorld #19)

"This is Slappy's world -- You only scream in it! Kelly Crosby is the new kid in school. So far, it's not going so well. He's already gotten lost, had trouble making friends, and annoyed the monster that lives in the school basement. That's right. This new school has a monster. Every year, at a party called Friiight Night, one (un)lucky kid is chosen to be the monster's special guest of honor. Guess whose luck is about to run out?"

R.L. Stine (Author), Joe Fria, Mark Turetsky, Tara Sands (Narrator)

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Dave Pigeon: Kittens!: Dave Pigeon, Book 5

"The fifth book in the best selling DAVE PIGEON series. Dave Pigeon and his trusty sidekick, Skipper, are minding their own business in the garden shed when they see Mean Cat behaving very strangely... And why is she multiplying? The arrival of some very cute kittens is disastrous news! More cats? Ugh. But then the kittens come under threat... Are Dave and Skipper coldhearted enough to leave them defenceless? Especially when one looks a teeny, tiny little bit like Dave?"

Swapna Haddow (Author), Sam Devereaux (Narrator)

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[Spanish] - Los unicornios tienen malos modales (Unicorns Have Bad Manners)

"Now in Spanish—Nigel has dined with disorderly dragons, inelegant llamas, and other uncultured individuals. Today, though, he’s taking tea with a unicorn. He just knows her manners will be dainty and refined. But when Nigel and the unicorn sit down to eat, they have very different ideas of proper behavior! Can they learn to find common ground, and have some not-too-messy fun with their food along the way? Kids will love this silly, story about manners, friendship, and cultural differences."

Rachel Halpern (Author), Graciela Portillo (Narrator)

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The Shepherd's Crown

"Brought to you by Penguin. THE FINAL DISCWORLD NOVEL Deep in the Chalk, something is stirring. The owls and the foxes can sense it, and Tiffany Aching feels it in her boots. An old enemy is gathering strength. This is a time of endings and beginnings, old friends and new, a blurring of edges and a shifting of power. Now Tiffany stands between the light and the dark, the good and the bad. As the fairy horde prepares for invasion, Tiffany must summon all the witches to stand with her. To protect the land. Her land. There will be a reckoning . . . The Discworld novels can be read in any order but The Shepherd's Crown is the fifth book in the Tiffany Aching series. 'This isn't just a great Discworld book, it's extraordinary . . . A magnificent sign-off.' Daily Telegraph © Terry and Lyn Pratchett 2015 (P) Penguin Audio 2023"

Terry Pratchett (Author), Bill Nighy, Indira Varma, Peter Serafinowicz, Steven Cree (Narrator)

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My Weirdtastic School #2: Uncle Fred Is a Knucklehead!

"With more than 32 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this second book of the My Weirdtastic School arc, join A.J. and friends as they become part of the studio audience for a TV show whose host can’t seem to grow up! A.J. and the gang have been invited to attend a live taping of Uncle Fred’s Funderama, a hilarious Saturday morning kids TV show full of music, games, puppets and more. Uncle Fred sings, dances, and jokes his way into his audience’s hearts. But what will the kids do when they learn that Uncle Fred’s childlike behavior isn’t just an act? Can Uncle Fred grow up? Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and his friends! "

Dan Gutman (Author), Maxwell Glick (Narrator)

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Control Freaks

"One week. One prize. Seven really weird challenges. The kids at Benjamin Banneker College Prep are a little … competitive. Okay. They’re A LOT competitive. The minute Principal Yee announces an epic competition for the golden B-B trophy, seventh-grader Frederick Douglass Zezzmer knows he has to win. But it won’t be easy. The competition doesn’t just include science, technology, engineering and math. It also has arts and sports. Not Doug’s best subjects. Even worse, it’s a TEAM competition. Instead of being in a superstar group, Doug gets paired with four middle school misfits no one else wants. Worst of all, Doug’s dad has a horrible backup plan. If Doug doesn’t win, he has to forget about becoming The World’s Greatest Inventor and spend the summerin sports camp, with his scary stepbrother."

J.E. Thomas (Author), Brian Nishii, Cortney Wright, Imani Parks, Jeed Saddy, Marc Anthony Samuel, Maxwell Glick, Merissa Czyz, Michael Rishawn, Ruffin Prentiss (Narrator)

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Nanny Piggins And The Accidental Blast-Off 4

"Derrick, Samantha and Michael should be in school. Instead they find themselves in NASA's space shuttle, which Nanny Piggins manages to accidentally launch, blasting them all into outer space. This time she has gone too far! In this thrilling fourth instalment of her adventures, Nanny Piggins wrestles with a crocodile, bungy jumps off the roof using the elastic from Mr Green's underpants, staples chicken wire over their chimney to keep out Santa, captures an apricot danish-loving jewel thief and rescues her brother, Boris, from an onslaught of professional wrestlers."

R.A. Spratt (Author), R.A. Spratt (Narrator)

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[Spanish] - La guerra de 6ºA 2 - Los empollones contraatacan

"Dos clases rivales. Un viaje a la Gametrón Week... en el que nada saldrá como habían planeado. ¡La guerra más gamberra que se ha librado nunca! IN3S_: Oye, Max, ¿tú sabes qué bicho le ha picado a Álber? EL_MAXTER_: Ni idea. Desde que ganamos el viaje a la Gametrón, está más raro que un pakuriano cojo. ¿Quieres que vayamos luego nosotros al Rincón del Gamer? A1, A2, A3_: Ohhh... ¿Vais a quedar los dos solitos?"

Sara Cano Fernández (Author), Sol De La Barreda, íñigo Montero (Narrator)

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[Spanish] - La guerra de 6ºA 1 - Alérgicos a 6º B

"Dos clases rivales. Un premio alucinante. Una semana llena de pruebas para ganarlo. Piques y bromas sin fin... Si quieres saber quién (y cómo) ganó la guerra más divertida y gamberra que se ha librado nunca en un colegio, no te puedes perder este libro. IN3S_: Esta es la historia de cómo les declaramos la guerra a los de 6ºB. ALBER03_: Bueno, y de cómo Inés nos la lio porque le gustaba un chulito... IN3S_: ¡Y de cómo el chulito os dejó en ridículo a ti y a los frikis de tus amigos! EL_MAXTER_: ¡Oye, y de cómo mis estrategias dejaron a los de 6ºB más flipados que un gandrox tuerto! ESTORDOG_: ¡Y de cómo casi me quedo sin dónuts por culpa del castigo de la Vieja! HUGO, BORJA, RODRI_: ¡No os flipéis, que esta es la historia de cómo los de 6ºB os dejamos por los suelos! A1, A2, A3_: Solo nosotras sabemos de qué va realmente esta historia... Los alumnos de 6ºA son geniales, están súper unidos aunque, claro, a veces tienen sus piques, sus historias... pero lo que verdaderamente les une es una «alergia total» a los de 6ºB. Y es que siempre les están haciendo jugarretas. Y eso es exactamente lo que ocurrió en el concurso de ciencias, lo que desencadenó la guerra contra los de 6ºB... Extras incluidos en este libro: * Lista de las bromas más totales. * Plan de acción de la guerra para la semana. ¡La guerra de 6ºA! ¡Jujá! La opinión de los lectores: «Me lo he leído de principio a fin, disfrutando y riendo con las locas y disparatadas anécdotas vividas por: Álber, Inés, Max, Hugo... Sin duda alguna este es el mejor comienzo de una desternillante colección de historias con la que disfrutarán los jóvenes lectores. Un libro con el que pasar un buen rato y, sobre todo, un libro con el que aquellos jóvenes que aún no disfrutan del placer de la lectura, comenzarán a sentir el gusanillo lector.» Blog Cuando olía a vainilla «La verdad es que es difícil dejar de leerlo porque, además de divertido y de estar muy bien escrito, sabe mantenerte el interés por descubrir el final.» Blog Madres Cabreadas"

Sara Cano Fernández (Author), Sol De La Barreda, íñigo Montero (Narrator)

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Never Trust A Gemini

"A laugh-out-loud LGBTQ+ romantic comedy from a stellar debut talent. Life is fraught for fourteen-year-old, zodiac-obsessed Cat. First there’s a minor bus-meets-girl accident, then there’s a boy-next-door suitor who can’t take a hint, but the most desperate disaster of all is Cat’s crush on the stunning and poetic Alison Bridgewater. According to their star charts, Cat and Alison are the perfect match. To which Alison (woe alas!) remains oblivious. But when the dangerously cool Morgan Delaney wades into the river to save Cat's sketchbook of kissing Disney princesses, she sends Cat’s stars spinning. Can Cat get over her Alison obsession and follow her heart towards Morgan? Or should she exercise caution? After all, Morgan is a Gemini, and if there’s one thing Cat’s Bible to the Stars has taught her it’s that you can never – ever – trust a Gemini…"

Freja Nicole Woolf (Author), Safiyya Ingar (Narrator)

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Greg the Sausage Roll: Wish You Were Here

"Brought to you by Puffin. Sun's out, crumbs out - Greg the Sausage is SO EXCITED to be jetting off on his first-ever holiday! He's ready to hop on a plane to paradise for some FUN IN THE SUN! Karaoke, splashing in the pool, ice cream - Greg's ready to try it all and have the BEST HOLIDAY EVER! But will he miss his sausage-roll sweetheart, Gloria, and all his friends back at the bakery? Developed and written by the social media phenomenon that is LadBaby - the king and queen of sausage rolls - and creators of the hilarious No. 1 bestseller Greg the Sausage Roll: Santa's Little Helper. Discover more adventures with Greg: Greg the Sausage Roll: Santa's Little Helper Greg the Sausage Roll: The Perfect Present ©2023 Mark Hoyle & Roxanne Hoyle (P)2023 Penguin Audio"

Mark Hoyle, Roxanne Hoyle (Author), Mark Hoyle, Roxanne Hoyle (Narrator)

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[Dutch; Flemish] - Superjuffie op safari

"Janneke Schotveld, auteur van de Superjuffie-serie, schrijft het Kinderboekenweekgeschenk 2017! Juf Josje en haar klas zijn op schoolreisje naar Schiphol. Meester snor is ook gezellig mee. Maar ze zijn er nog maar net, of Superjuffie moet al in actie komen en een koffer vol babykrokodillen redden. Om te zorgen dat ze daarna ongezien weer kan veranderen in juf Josje, duikt Superjuffie samen met een paar leerlingen een openstaande container in. Plotseling wordt de container dichtgegooid en in een vliegtuig gezet. Ze belanden bij een bioloog midden in Afrika. Contact met de buitenwereld is onmogelijk en wat nog erger is: er zijn stropers in het gebied actief en de olifanten lopen groot gevaar... De hulp van Superjuffie is noodzakelijk, maar heeft juf Josje wel genoeg krijtjes bij zich? Lees ook uit deze serie: Superjuffie! Superjuffie komt in actie Superjuffie op safari Superjuffie in de soep Superjuffie in de jungle Superjuffie op kamp Superjuffie op de Zuidpool Superjuffie en het apencircus Superjuffie in Australië Superjuffie in de storm"

Janneke Schotveld (Author), Janneke Schotveld (Narrator)

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