Humor Audiobooks

Peanut Jones and the End of the Rainbow

"'Another absolute smasher from Rob Biddulph!' - Louie Stowell, bestselling author of Loki: A Bad God's Guide to Being Good Superstar author and illustrator Rob Biddulph dazzles in Peanut Jones and the End of the Rainbow. This third and final title in the hilarious adventure series for boys and girls aged 8 to 12 fizzes with magic, danger, friendship and art. This gorgeous hardback is fully illustrated in two-colours throughout by Rob, the creative genius behind #DrawWithRob. Some legends are born, some are drawn . . . Notorious villain Mr White will stop at nothing to wipe out colour and creativity everywhere. But he's gone too far! This time he's lured Peanut's mum into terrible danger and only Peanut and her friends can save her. An action-packed mission to the heart of the magical Illustrated City tests friendships and leads to a final showdown that makes Peanut question everything she thought she knew. . . Praise for the Peanut Jones series: 'A fun & vibrant action-packed adventure with a warm heart. This is Rob Biddulph's creative universe & it's an utter joy to step through the pages & be part of it.' - Hannah Gold, bestselling author of The Last Bear 'A thrilling journey into a magical world packed with Rob's brilliant humour.' - David Walliams 'Peanut Jones is AWESOME. . . the story is packed with twists and turns, and Rob's illustrations are full of wit and warmth' - Nadia Shireen, author of Grimwood 'Look at this utter beauty. . . This book is EPIC' - Laura Ellen Anderson, author of the Amelia Fang and Rainbow Grey series 'A wildly imaginative, big-hearted celebration of creativity' - Anna James, author of the Pages & Co series"

Rob Biddulph (Author), Claire Skinner (Narrator)

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Slime Doesn’t Pay!

"Lots of little brothers can be pests and troublemakers—but Amy’s brother Arnie is a MONSTER … In this R. L. Stine family-friendly scare fest, Amy and her friend, Lissa, don’t know what to do about Arnie’s bullying, bad-boy behavior, and mean jokes and pranks. The little monster is ruining their lives! The girls decide it’s payback time. Total humiliation for Arnie. They find a recipe for blue slime on a YouTube channel and mix a big bucket to pour over Arnie at his birthday party. To their horror, the girls instantly discover that SLIME DOESN’T PAY! Before their eyes, Arnie’s whole body starts to change. The slime turns him into a real monster. Now Amy and Lissa have two frightening dilemmas: Can they save their town from the raging Arnie Monster? And is there any way to turn the monster back into Arnie?"

R.L. Stine (Author), Inés Del Castillo (Narrator)

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The Breakfast Club Adventures: The Phantom Thief: The Phantom Thief

"Marcus and the Breakfast Club Investigators are back and better than ever, just in time for for a brand new investigation! The Breakfast Club Adventures: The Phantom Thief is the third book in an exciting mystery series by England International footballer, child food-poverty campaigner and bestselling author Marcus Rashford MBE, inspired by Marcus's own experiences growing up! Written with Alex Falase-Koya, it is the perfect book for children aged 8-11. A mysterious figure is stealing from clubs all over Rutherford High! The only clue is a strange calling card left at the scene of the crime. . . When the thief strikes just as Art Club is getting ready for a big show, everyone is worried the exhibition will be cancelled. As suspicion falls on one of the Breakfast Club Investigators, Marcus and friends must race against time to find the stolen painting and unmask the true thief before it's too late!"

Marcus Rashford (Author), Kenton Thomas (Narrator)

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Hans Christian Andersen Lives Next Door

"The arrival of a mysterious new neighbor inspires a kid to write her own poetry in this humorous and unforgettable new middle-grade novel by award-winning author Cary Fagan. Andie Gladman is your typical kid - she lives in a small town, doesn't have many friends and quietly puts up with taunts from the school bully, Myrtle Klinghoffer. But one day, a new neighbor moves into the house next to Andie's family . . . and he looks awfully familiar. Could he be famous author Hans Christian Andersen? Andie sure thinks so, and the arrival of this well-known writer inspires Andie to write her own poems (with a feminist twist) based on his classic fairy tales. Her newfound hobby leads her to make a friend and finally feel some excitement about her previously quiet life . . . but will a shocking revelation change everything for Andie?"

Cary Fagan (Author), Veronica Hortiguela (Narrator)

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Scariest. Book. Ever. (Goosebumps House of Shivers #1)

"A brand new Goosebumps series is coming-prepare to be scared like never before! From the delightfully twisted mind of R.L. Stine comes a fresh new vision for the fan-favorite brand. This new series will feature an ALL NEW line-up of incredible villains, with iconic monsters as you've never seen them before, whose antics are destined to make them every bit as beloved as Slappy. This exciting new Goosebumps series will have the same humor and terrifying tone that millions of readers love, but will be bigger, bolder, funnier, and scarier!"

R.L. Stine (Author), Pete Cross (Narrator)

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My Pink Pony and Me: Christina's Birthday Gift: Children's Adventure Traveling Books in Rhyming Stor

"Why should you read this book? If only to understand how important the fate of each individual person is. That anyone, even a little girl from an unknown village, through his desperate efforts, can affect the course of human history. It's a heartwarming and enchanting children's book that follows the story of a young girl named Christina and her beloved pink pony. This delightful tale takes young readers on a captivating journey filled with friendship, dreams, and the magic of imagination. When Christina's sixth birthday approaches, all she wishes for is a pink pony. Despite her parents' promises to try their best, Christina can't help but feel a pang of disappointment when her birthday arrives without her dream gift. However, her parents surprise her with a special present – a silver pendant featuring a beautiful picture of a pink pony inside. As Christina's birthday party unfolds, her friends join in the fun, playing games, enjoying cake, and witnessing the arrival of the pink pony. The joyous moments spent together bring smiles and laughter to all who attend the celebration. However, owning a pink pony proves to be more challenging than Christina had imagined. She quickly learns about the responsibilities and care required for her new companion. Through hard work, dedication, and love, Christina nurtures a deep bond with her pink pony, overcoming obstacles and celebrating every achievement along the way. From visits by her grandparents to participating in local shows, Christina and her pink pony embark on countless adventures together. The story highlights the value of friendship, perseverance, and the wonders that come with nurturing a special connection."

Max Marshall (Author), Max Marshall (Narrator)

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Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

"'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland,' commonly referred to as 'Alice in Wonderland,' is a novel written by Lewis Carroll (the pen name for Charles Lutwidge Dodgson) and was first published in 1865. The story follows a young girl named Alice who falls down a rabbit hole into a bizarre and whimsical world populated by strange creatures and perplexing situations. The tale is known for its fantastical elements, its nonsensical logic, and its intricate wordplay. It has captivated children and adults alike and has been adapted into various forms of media over the years."

Lewis Carroll (Author), Aria Wilson (Narrator)

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No One Leaves the Castle

"The Brothers Grimm meets Knives Out in this unexpected, hilarious, and wholly original fantasy-murder-mystery. The Lilac. The bard songs say that she’s the world’s most fearsome bounty hunter. That there’s no criminal she can’t catch, no mystery she can’t solve. None of that is true. Yet. In reality, the Lilac is just a kid, and the bard who wrote all that is her best friend, Dulcinetta. But the Lilac has set her goals on becoming the best bounty hunter in the Thirteen Kingdoms—and when a priceless artifact goes missing from the home of famed monster hunter Baron Angbar, the Lilac and Netta are eager to apprehend the thief and make a name for themselves. But when their investigation brings them to a dinner party at Castle Angbar, and they meet the Angbar family and their servants and guests—an unsavory group of nobles, mages, and assorted creatures, each more shady than the last—the Lilac begins to wonder if the reward is worth the trouble. And that’s before the dead body is discovered. Now, everyone is magically sealed inside the castle—and there is a murderer among them. If the Lilac wants to make it out with her reputation intact, it’s going to be up to her to figure out who the killer is. But everyone in the castle—even the Lilac herself—has secrets to hide, and as the walls literally start to close in around them, the Lilac worries that her first job as a bounty hunter may be her last…"

Christopher Healy (Author), Jessica Almasy (Narrator)

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The Naughtiest Unicorn and the Ice Dragon

"Join the naughtiest unicorn for magic and mayhem in this hilarious series for 6+ fans of Pamela Butchart, Rabbit and Bear, The Worst Witch and UNICORNS! Mira, her UBFF (Unicorn Best Friends Forever) Dave and Class Red are super excited because they’ve been given a dragon egg to look after! The only problem is theirs’ is refusing to hatch! How will the gang encourage their new class pet out of its shell? And what adventures will happen when they discover it’s a super-rare – and fast growing! – Ice Dragon? The Naughtiest Unicorn series: The Naughtiest Unicorn The Naughtiest Unicorn at Sports Day The Naughtiest Unicorn and the School Disco The Naughtiest Unicorn on the Beach The Naughtiest Unicorn on a School Trip The Naughtiest Unicorn and the Spooky Surprise The Naughtiest Unicorn at Christmas The Naughtiest Unicorn on Holiday The Naughtiest Unicorn on a Treasure Hunt The Naughtiest Unicorn in a Winter Wonderland The Naughtiest Unicorn and the Firework Festival"

Pip Bird (Author), Elexi Walker (Narrator)

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Abby in Neverland (Whatever After Special Edition #3)

"Follow Abby and Jonah as they embark on a thrilling journey through Neverland--meeting pirates, mermaids, the Lost Boys, Tinkerbell, and Peter Pan himself-- in this third Special Edition of the dazzling New York Times best-selling Whatever After series. Abby and Jonah are at home with Jonah's friends and their fairy friend, Maryrose, when they receive a visit from another fairy--a famous one. It's Tinkerbell! She's come to their window with none other than Peter Pan. It's exciting at first--but when Peter Pan announces that he needs new Lost Boys, he whisks away Jonah and Jonah's friends. It's up to Abby (and Maryrose) to follow them all into Neverland! She soon finds herself inside the beloved book Peter Pan. Even if Abby can convince Peter Pan to give her back Jonah and his friends, there's still the evil Captain Hook and his band of pirates to contend with. And can Abby trust anyone--even Tinkerbell? She'll have to rely on her courage--and a little bit of magic fairy dust--to make it back home from Neverland before all is lost! Full of fun extras like full-page illustrations, this Special Edition is a whirlwind adventure like no other!"

Sarah Mlynowski (Author), Emily Eiden (Narrator)

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[Dutch; Flemish] - Superjuffie komt in actie!

"Janneke Schotveld, auteur van de Superjuffie-serie, schrijft het Kinderboekenweekgeschenk 2017! Maak kennis met de grappigste juf van de hele wereld! Juf Josje lijkt een gewone juf, maar er is iets bijzonders met haar aan de hand. Wanneer er een dier in nood is, verandert ze in Superjuffie! Superjuffie komt in actie! Het is zomervakantie en juf Josje verheugt zich op een paar luie weken. Dan blijkt dat de burgemeester plannen heeft om het Stadspark, waar ook haar huisje staat, te vernieuwen. Hij wil de 200-jarige eik vervangen door `Nieuwe Natuur. De burgemeester is supertrots op dit technologische hoogstandje. Hoewel deze nepnatuur nauwelijks van de echte te onderscheiden is, ontdekt Superjuffie al snel dat deze giftig is. Ze heeft haar handen vol aan het redden van dieren die er per ongeluk van gegeten hebben. Hoe kan ze voorkomen dat de plannen doorgaan? Met vrolijke illustraties van Annet Schaap!"

Janneke Schotveld (Author), Janneke Schotveld (Narrator)

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Grimwood: Attack of the Stink Monster!: laugh your head off with this wildly funny adventure

"Venture back to Grimwood in the wildly funny third book in Nadia Shireen's bestselling and brilliantly anarchic illustrated comedy-adventure series. Perfect for readers age 7+, and fans of Dog Man, Roald Dahl, David Walliams, Loki: A Bad God's Guide to Being Good, Bunny vs Monkey and anyone who likes to laugh. A Bigfoot is on the loose! Ted, Nancy, Willow and the rest of the Grimwood gang must embark on their greatest adventure yet to save their home from a nasty, thieving stink monster. Monster hunters are GO! Fully illustrated throughout and full of heart, laughs and surprises, this is the must-read third title in the bestselling and fantastically funny Grimwood series. Grimwood: Party Animals, the must-read fourth Grimwood adventure OUT NOW.  PRAISE FOR GRIMWOOD: 'Grimwood is where I want to be. A carnival of crazed confused comical critters that is more real than real life. Lots of things make me laugh but Grimwood makes me laugh out loudest.' - Frank Cottrell-Boyce 'Funny, anarchic, original and gloriously silly.' - Richard Osman 'Ted and Nancy are my favourite funny foxes EVER.' - Liz Pichon, author of Tom Gates 'I CACKLED ALOUD on practically every page. Comic gold, tinged with such tenderness.' - Kiran Millwood Hargrave   'Gloriously anarchic, properly funny and highly illustrated with dynamic black-and-white art, this is a quirky delight for children - and their parents, too.'  - The Bookseller 'Dark, original and laugh-out-loud funny' - The Times 'This book made my face hurt! Relentlessly funny.' - Rob Biddulph 'Like Watership Down, but funny. You'll laugh hysterically on every page.' - Caitlin Moran 'Fantastic.' - Lauren Laverne 'Pure genius!' - Louie Stowell 'Made us laugh out loud.' - Jim Smith, author of Barry Loser 'You're in for a treat!' - Selom Sunu, illustrator of Look Both Ways 'Utterly HILARIOUS' - Sophy Henn, author-illustrator of Pizazz   'Every page of the book zings with invention and joie de vivre' - The Financial Times  "

Nadia Shireen (Author), Adam Buxton (Narrator)

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