Humor Audiobooks

Just Dance (Whatever After #15)

"The fifteenth magical installment of New York Times and USA Today bestselling series of fractured fairy tales for fearless kids! This time, the magic mirror (with a little help from the magical fairy, Maryrose) sends Abby and Jonah into the story of The TwelveDancing Princesses. And they have a task: find the enchanted ruby and bring it back to help Maryrose. But to do so, Abby andJonah must follow the twelve sisters from their palace to the secret spot where they go dancing. Abby and Jonah will have to learnsome moves of their own -- and dancing isn't easy when you don't know the steps!How will the two of them wriggle their out of this magical mess?"

Sarah Mlynowski (Author), Emily Eiden (Narrator)

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Treasure Hunters: Ultimate Quest: (Treasure Hunters 8)

"Brought to you by Penguin. Dodge missiles, map undersea caves, outrun secret agents, and uncover the ultimate treasure? That's a day in the life of the Kidds! The Kidd family is on an exciting new mission: using the augmented reality gear their parents created to uncover long-lost treasure. But then their ship, The Lost, explodes in a ball of fire! Now Bick, Beck, Tommy and Storm are stranded on a raft in the Mediterranean Sea, and their parents have been kidnapped by maniacal treasure hunters. It's up to the Kidd siblings to follow clues around the globe to uncover the ancient treasure and save their parents . . . before they lose everything! © James Patterson 2022 (P) Penguin Audio 2022"

James Patterson (Author), Bryan Kennedy (Narrator)

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The Witches

"Brought to you by Puffin. Presenting a giganticus new reading of Roald Dahl's The Witches, read by the hugely talented comedian Lolly Adefope. This immersive audiobook is bursting with ree-volting sound effects, dynamic sound design, and original music composed by Rusty Bradshaw. This is a story about REAL WITCHES. Real witches dress in ordinary clothes, have ordinary jobs and look very much like ordinary people. But they are far from ORDINARY . . . The Grand High Witch, leader of all the witches, has a plan to make each and every child disappear. That is, unless one boy and his grandmother can stop her . . . Listen to The Witches and other fantastical Roald Dahl audiobooks including: George's Marvellous Medicine, read by Romesh Ranganathan. James and the Giant Peach, read by James Acaster. Matilda, read by Kate Winslet. The BFG, read by David Walliams. The Twits, read by Richard Ayoade. © The Roald Dahl Story Company Ltd, 1983 (P) 2022 Penguin Audio"

Roald Dahl (Author), Lolly Adefope (Narrator)

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Iggy The Legend

"The fourth book in the Iggy series about the lovable troublemaker from New York Times bestselling author of Ivy + Bean. Grownups are always changing the rules! When grown-ups make money, it's good. But when Iggy makes money, all of a sudden it's bad. When grown-ups find something interesting on the sidewalk, it's finders keepers. But when Iggy finds something (very) interesting, finders keepers turns into You're In Trouble. Why is Iggy being blamed for something they never said he couldn't do? What did he do, you ask? Something legendary!"

Annie Barrows (Author), Kate Reinders (Narrator)

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Ice Cream Face

"The Ezra Jack Keats Award-winning creator of Brick by Brick brings to delicious life the anxiety and elation involved in waiting in line to get ice cream. As far as this ice-cream-loving kid is concerned, every meal should include ice cream. In any form, in every flavor, he loves it all. But what he doesn't love is seeing other people with ice cream . . . while he's still waiting in line for his. That's when he can get his mad, 'no-ice-cream-yet, waiting-in-a-long-line face'--until he finally gets his cone, and his mad face melts into something sweet. Heidi Woodward Sheffield gently explores a range of emotions as they relate to this delicious, everyday experience."

Heidi Woodward Sheffield (Author), Kevin R. Free (Narrator)

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My Weirder-est School #11: Mrs. Stoker Is a Joker!

"With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this penultimate book of the My Weirder-est School arc, grab a chair with A.J. and his friends as Ella Mentry School welcomes a new principal to the stage—put your hands together for Mrs. Stoker!  Mr. Klutz is retiring! (A surprise even to him, courtesy of scheming Dr. Carbles.) Vice principal Mrs. Jafee thinks it’s her time to shine, but Dr. Carbles has hired someone else for the job! Stand-up comedian Mrs. Stoker is ready to defend her place as principal in a joke-off against Mrs. Jafee. Will Mrs. Stoker have the last laugh? Or will she lose her audience when things get serious?   Perfect for reluctant readers and all kids hungry for funny school stories, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang! "

Dan Gutman (Author), Maxwell Glick (Narrator)

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The Hurricanes of Weakerville

"Middle grade star author Chris Rylander brings his signature sense of humor, a compelling and original baseball story, and tons of heart to the story of the Hurricanes of Weakerville. All his life, Alex Weakerman has had one passion: baseball. Specifically, the Hurricanes of Weakerville, Iowa—the scrappy independent-league team owned by his Grandpa Ira. Even as team and the town have fallen on tough times, there's no place Alex would rather be than at the ballpark—a hot dog in one hand, a pencil and scorebook in the other, keeping track of each and every statistic. Alex has never been all that great at playing baseball, but that doesn’t matter. For someone as painfully awkward as Alex, being a fan—and a wiz with baseball stats—is all he needs. When Grandpa Ira passes away, though, Alex is crushed. He's lost his best friend, and he doesn’t see any way that the team will survive. But Ira, it seems, has one last trick up his sleeve: his will names Alex the new manager of the Hurricanes. Alex is as excited as he is terrified at the chance to finally put some of his fantasy baseball genius to use. But as he sets to work trying to win over the players, he soon learns that leading them to victory is about more than just stats. Will he be able to save his team, his hometown, and his family legacy? From the author of The Fourth Stall, a SCBWI Sid Fleischman Humor Award winner and multiple state-award favorite, The Hurricanes of Weakerville is sure to appeal to middle grade readers looking for a funny book about real kids."

Chris Rylander (Author), Kirby Heyborne (Narrator)

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Good Dogs in Bad Movies

"The dogs take on movie stardom in this fourth book in the middle-grade series that feels like The Secret Life of Pets meets Toy Story. Quiet on set! The Good Dogs have arrived! When the Good Dogs doggy daycare closes temporarily, the dogs join the other pets on Jasmine's new movie set. And while trying to explore the new place and sniff out the best snacks, Hugo somehow snags a movie role instead of Lulu! Can Lulu get over her disappointment? Will King do a good job watching out for Waffles while Hugo is working? And can the dogs escape whatever the mysterious pen of guinea pigs is planning behind their backs? These Good Dogs are lucky they can count on each other wherever they go! "

David Sidorov, Rachel Wenitsky (Author), Rachel Wenitsky (Narrator)

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Wretched Waterpark

"A middle-grade mystery series that's spooky, creepy, and filled with gothic twists! Meet the Sinister-Winterbottom twins, who solve mysteries at increasingly bizarre summer vacation destinations in the hopes of being reunited with their parents-or at the very least finally finding a good churro. "An absolute delight. If I have to die in a waterpark, I want to die in this one."-Holly Black, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Cruel Prince 'Wickedly weird. . . . Will appeal to anyone who loved A Series of Unfortunate Events.' -The New York Times Meet the Sinister-Winterbottoms: brave Theo, her timid twin, Alexander, and their older sister, Wil. They're stuck for the summer with their Aunt Saffronia, who doesn't know how often children need to eat and can't use a smartphone, and whose feet never quite seem to touch the floor when she glides-er-walks. When Aunt Saffronia suggests a week pass to the Fathoms of Fun Waterpark, they hastily agree. But the park is even stranger than Aunt Saffronia. The waterslides look like gray gargoyle tongues. The employees wear creepy black dresses and deliver ominous messages. An impossible figure is at the top of the slide tower, people are disappearing, and suspicious goo is seeping into the wave pool. Something mysterious is happening at Fathoms of Fun, and it's up to the twins to get to the bottom of it. The mystery, that is. NOT the wave pool. Definitely NOT the wave pool. But are Theo and Alexander out of their depth?"

Kiersten White (Author), Keylor Leigh (Narrator)

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Never Grow Up

"Brought to you by Puffin. A brand new audiobook inspired by Roald Dahl. It's rotten when you're very small, You hardly get a say at all. It's 'No!' and 'Quiet!' and 'That's enough!' By golly, life - it can be tough . . . Inspired by the work of the world's number 1 storyteller, this audiobook is a guide to growing up the Roald Dahl way; a celebration of all the tremendous things children have in store - from adventure to inventions, chocolate cakes to rhino poo. Along with a reminder that the VERY best grown ups are those who hold on tight to the chiddler inside. © The Estate of Roald Dahl 2021 (P) Penguin Audio 2022"

Roald Dahl (Author), Mel Giedroyc (Narrator)

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Haunting with the Stars (Goosebumps SlappyWorld #17)

"This is Slappy's world -- You only scream in it! Space-obsessed Murphy Shannon is pumped that his 6th grade class is visiting the Rayburne Observatory. Except, being a know-it-all means he's totally bored with the lectures he has to sit through. So when classmates Orly and Cleo say they should explore on their own, Murphy sneaks out with them. But when they come face-to-face with the strange Dr. Rayburne and his experiments, they realize they may be in way over their heads. A grand adventure in space may be in store for them, if they can survive..."

R.L. Stine (Author), Joe Fria, Mark Sanderlin (Narrator)

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Genie and Teeny: The Wishing Well

"Meet Grant the genie, and his best friend – the puppy, Teeny… The third in a series of magical adventures from the renowned illustrator, Steven Lenton, winner of Waterstones Picture Book of the Month and the Times Children’s Book of the Week. When Grant starts to miss his old life in Genie World, Teeny has a plan on how he can get the genie home for a flying visit. But as usual, where wishes are involved, nothing is quite that simple and they soon find out they’re in for a rollercoaster of a ride!"

Steven Lenton (Author), Ben Abell (Narrator)

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