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Pete the Cat: Five Little Pumpkins

New York Times Bestseller! Bestselling author and artist James Dean brings us a groovy rendition of the classic favorite children’s song “Five Little Pumpkins,” sung by cool cat Pete and perfect for Halloween. Pete the Cat: Five Little Pumpkins is in a sturdy paper-over-board format and filled with vibrant, engaging illustrations for even the youngest of Pete fans. Young Halloween fans will enjoy chanting along with Pete: Five little pumpkins Sitting on a gate. The first one said, 'Oh my, it’s getting late.'

James Dean (Author), Lewis Grosso (Narrator)

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Sunny Valentine - Von der Flaschenpost im Limonadensee

Sunny geht im Haus verloren! Sunnys Haus wird tausend Jahre alt! Sunny bastelt Einladungen für die große Geburtstagsparty und dabei fällt ihr etwas auf: Alle haben eine beste Freundin oder einen besten Freund, den sie mitbringen können - nur sie nicht. Sunny ist traurig und das Haus versucht, ihr zu helfen. Doch was das Haus für eine gute Idee hält, ist wieder mal verrückter Unsinn, denn es schickt Sunny ausgerechnet mit der fiesen Salome Benson auf eine Schatzsuche durch seine entferntesten Zimmer, in denen es sich selbst nicht mehr auskennt. Dabei gehen die Mädchen fast verloren und müssen sich gemeinsam ganz schön ins Zeug legen, um heil wieder zu Hause anzukommen ...

Irmgard Kramer (Author), Jodie Ahlborn (Narrator)

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How Harry Riddles Got Nearly Almost Famous

The funniest kid in fiction is back and he's got a lot to SHOUT about!Hi there,So I've joined a band with Jess and this new kid, Kevin, who is pretty annoying but also a REALLY talented guitar player. We've got a good shot at winning the Battle of the Bands competition for our school as long as Kevin doesn't get expelled first. But here's the thing, my dad has this crazy idea to take me, my mum, my EVIL sister and my twin brothers sailing round the world. For TWO years!!!! Swimming with dolphins, and scuba diving would be pretty cool, but how am I meant to reach rock stardom if I'm stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean?Good luck and have fun.Harry Riddles

Simon Mayle (Author), Daniel Coonan (Narrator)

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Worlds Explode

The second book in the monstrously funny and action-packed new series: Darkmouth. It's going to be legendary.The adventures of the most unfortunate Legend Hunter ever to don fighting armour and pick up a Dessicator continue...On a list of things Finn never thought he'd wish for, a gateway bursting open in Darkmouth was right up there. But that's about his only hope for finding his missing father. He's searched for a map, he's followed Steve into dead ends, but found nothing. And he's still got homework to do.But soon Finn and Emmie must face bizarre Legends, a ravenous world and a face from the past as they go where no Legend Hunter has gone before. Or, at least, where no legend Hunter has gone before and returned with their limbs in the correct order.

Shane Hegarty (Author), Andrew Scott (Narrator)

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The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins: A Radio Adaptation from the Voice of Yogi Bear!

Don’t miss this never before released recording of the Dr. Seuss story, dramatized for radio and directed by Daws Butler! Performed by Daws Butler and his sons, Chas and Don Butler, this radio play was produced by veteran award-winning producer Joe Bevilacqua, who talks with Daws’ sons before the play. Daws Butler was the master of voice. His was the voice behind most of the classic Hanna-Barbera characters: Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound, Quickdraw McGraw, Elroy Jetson, and a hundred others. He also originated the vocal character of Cap’n Crunch and other famous Jay Ward cartoon characters. His significant work with Stan Freberg in the 1950s on The Stan Freberg Show and multimillion-selling records such as “St. George and the Dragonet” are still held in reverence today. He also ran a voice acting workshop for many years. Among his many successful students are Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson, and Corey Burton, from Closet Cases of the Nerd Kind. Theodor Seuss Geisel, also known as Dr. Seuss, is one of the most beloved children’s book authors and illustrators of all time. From The Cat in the Hat to Oh, the Places You’ll Go! his iconic characters, stories, and art style have been a lasting influence on generations of children and adults. Hundreds of millions of copies of his books have found their way into homes and hearts around the world. His long list of awards includes Caldecott Honors for McElligot’s Pool, If I Ran the Zoo, and Bartholomew and the Oobleck; the Pulitzer Prize; and eight honorary doctorates. Works based on his original stories have won three Oscars, three Emmys, three Grammys, and a Peabody award.

Dr. Seuss, Seuss (Author), Chas Butler, Daws Butler, Don Butler, Joe Bevilacqua (Narrator)

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Pete the Cat's Train Trip

Pete the Cat can't wait to visit Grandma, especially because he gets to take a train ride to see her! The conductor gives Pete a tour of the train, and Pete gets to see the engine and honk the horn. He even makes new friends and plays games on board. What a cool ride! Beginning readers will delight as Pete takes the grooviest train trip in this exciting I Can Read! adventure.

James Dean (Author), Lewis Grosso (Narrator)

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Finding Audrey

Audrey can't leave the house. she can't even take off her dark glasses inside the house. Then her brother's friend Linus stumbles into her life. With his friendly, orange-slice smile and his funny notes, he starts to entice Audrey out again - well, Starbucks is a start.And with Linus at her side, Audrey feels like she can do the things she'd thought were too scary. Suddenly, finding her way back to the real world seems achievable. Be prepared to laugh, dream and hope with Audrey as she learns that even when you feel like you have lost yourself, love can still find you . . .

Sophie Kinsella (Author), Gemma Whelan (Narrator)

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The Unlikely Adventures of Mabel Jones: Tom Fletcher Book Club Title 2018

Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable, audiobook edition of The Unlikely Adventures of Mabel Jones by Will Mabbit, read by Toby Jones. When Mabel Jones unknowingly commits 'The Deed' she finds herself swiftly bundled into a sack and carried off to the pirate ship the Feroshus Maggot. Crewed by the strangest bunch of pirates you would ever want to meet and captained by the dreaded Idryss Ebeneezer Split (a wolf with a false leg carved from a human thighbone, a rusty cutlass sheathed in his belt and a loaded pistol tucked in his pants with no fear of the consequences), the Feroshus Maggot whisks Mabel Jones off on the adventure of a lifetime.

Will Mabbitt (Author), Toby Jones (Narrator)

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Nuts To You

The squirrels Jed, TsTs, and Chai are the very best of friends. So when Jed is snatched up by a hawk and carried away to another realm, TsTs and Chai resolve to go after him. New communities are discovered, new friends are made, huge danger is encountered (both man-made and of the fox and bobcat variety) and mysteries are revealed.

Lynne Rae Perkins (Author), Jessica Almasy (Narrator)

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Sophie's Squash

On a trip to the farmers' market with her parents, Sophie chooses a squash, but instead of letting her mom cook it, she names it Bernice. From then on, Sophie brings Bernice everywhere, despite her parents' gentle warnings that Bernice will begin to rot. As winter nears, Sophie does start to notice changes.... What's a girl to do when the squash she loves is in trouble?

Pat Zietlow Miller (Author), Elizabeth Morton (Narrator)

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Galactic Hot Dogs 1: Cosmoe's Wiener Getaway

Cosmoe was an adventure-seeking 13-year-old orphan back on Earth, until the strange night he was yanked into space. Now he's got all the adventure he craved and more aboard the Neon Wiener--part spaceship, part food truck--selling their trademarked dish of 'Galactic Hot Dogs'. Cosmoe and his friends are serving up the wildly popular wieners at food competitions across the multiverse, until they run into some trouble. Princess Dagger, a half-evil, half-awesome princess manages to kidnap herself onto their ship and suddenly her all-evil mother is gunning for the Neon Wiener. The friends travel the galaxy, driven by Cosmoe's oath to "fight space-jerks in all their many forms," visiting strange planets, battling alien monsters, dodging space pirates, and making the galaxy a better place--all while perfecting the recipe for the perfect hot dog!

Max Brallier (Author), Vincent Martella (Narrator)

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Pinkalicious and the Pink Parakeet

When Pinkalicious and her class go on a field trip to the zoo, she can't wait to see all the different types of birds at the birdhouse, especially the rare pink parakeet! Pinkalicious sees lovebirds, peacocks, toucans, and even one very chatty parrot, but no parakeet, until she spies one escaping from the birdhouse! Everyone gets in a flap, and it's up to Pinkalicious to bring her feathered friend back home. Beginning readers will cheer as Pinkalicious saves the day in this I Can Read adventure!

Victoria Kann (Author), Eliana Shaskan (Narrator)

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