Humor Audiobooks

Witch Wars

When Fran the Fabulous Fairy turns up in Tiga Whicabim's shed to tell her she's a witch, Tiga doesn't believe her. Or at least not until Fran points out that TIGA WHICABIM is actually an anagram of I AM A BIG WITCH and magics her away down the drainpipes to compete in Witch Wars - the competition to crown the next Top Witch of Ritzy City.

Sibeal Pounder (Author), Karen Cass (Narrator)

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Witch Switch

Tiga Whicabim is settling in to the witchy world of Ritzy City. Peggy is Top Witch, and Tiga is enjoying life at the Brews' house with Fluffanora. But when Fran the Fabulous Fairy visits Linden House and finds Peggy has gone, leaving evil Felicity Bat in charge - the girls realise something is very wrong. When witches all across town start to disappear, Tiga and Fluffanora set out to investigate and discover an unsolved mystery that might just be the key to it all.

Sibeal Pounder (Author), Karen Cass (Narrator)

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Wishes: Can wishes really come true? Patsy's about to find out!

Patsy Noakes’s life is rubbish. All she's got are her pet Guinea Pig Freddy, her best friend Timmy and her dance classes after school.…and she hates school because of horrible Brittani, but maybe things are about to change! During a scary, freak thunderstorm Patsy discovers something unbelievable (and very strange). Can her favourite sweets really be magic? Sweets can’t grant wishes, can they? It seems to Patsy that they just might, when she wishes for something and it comes true. Patsy’s going to have fun testing her theory out! Her best friend Timmy will definitely want to ‘help’, with a few wishes of his own. The first thing Patsy’s going to wish for is to stop horrible Brittani from calling her ‘Cow Pat’ every day at school. That’s when the fun really starts! Can wishes really come true? Would it really be that brilliant to have what you wished for anyway? Join Patsy and Timmy to find out in this tale of friendship and school days. Narrated by the author. From the author of the 5 star rated children's novel On My Back Paws.

Anna Skoyles (Author), Anna Skoyles (Narrator)

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Wise Words: Family Stories That Bring the Proverbs to Life

This short but wacky collection of eighteen fairy tales by Peter Leithart is perfect for bedtime reading, each tale invoking the imagery, plots, and themes of the book of Proverbs. Whether its the story of the fairies that live in walnuts or of the man who never got out of bed, these stories will make you laugh. Though you may be tempted to read deep theological meaning into each story, in reality they owe their origin to Peter Leithart telling his kids stories before bed. Perfect for the family.

Peter Leithart (Author), Toby J. Sumpter (Narrator)

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Winter Blessings: warm stories from The Village

Finalist, National Jewish Book Award for Family Literature – delightful Chanukah tales your family will enjoy again and again. Spell it however you like, this audiobook is more than one Hanukkah story! It goes to eleven! 'A rediscovered classic for children and adults, that feels fresh, read by an Audie Award nominee.' Once again, Izzy Abrahmson takes us on a visit to The Village. This collection of linked and overlapping stories about Hanukkah, the Festival of Lights, culminates in a thrilling novella. As Mrs. Chaipul says, 'It's like rye bread. You don't need to be Jewish to enjoy it. Funny • Silly • Heartwarming • Delicious! - Who invented the Chanukah present? - What’s with Joseph Katz and all the dreidels? - Where did the Chanukah Duck come from? - When will it stop being so cold?! - Why did Rabbi Kibbitz leave that cryptic message?  - And how does Rachel Cohen save The Village?  Frozen flames, muddled challah, and a community of family and friends. “... all cultural backgrounds will be entertained by these tales.” –School Library Journal Izzy Abrahmson is the award-winning author of “The Village Life” series. (Visit izzyabe.com) Mark Binder is an audie-award nominated narrator and a professional storyteller.

Izzy Abrahmson (Author), Mark Binder (Narrator)

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Winnie-the-Pooh - Unabridged

A.A. Milne's first collection of stories about his son's endearing and not-very-bright toy bear and his friends, 'Winnie-the-Pooh' is the original source material for one of children's literature's most enduring and beloved characters. Edward Bear (also known as Winnie) is the simple, easy-going companion to young Christopher Robin. He and his friends (Christopher Robin's other stuffed animals - Eeyore the Donkey, Piglet, Rabbit, Owl, Kanga and Baby Roo) are the inhabitants of the imaginary Hundred Acre Wood. We follow Pooh Bear as he tries to extract honey from a beehive, overstays his welcome at Rabbit's house, attempts to find Eeyore's missing tail and hunts for the elusive Heffalump. Sweet-natured, full of sly humor and enhanced with illustrations by the original artist, E.H. Shepard, 'Winnie-the-Pooh' has remained a classic of children's literature for decades and the characters have been immortalized in countless screen and television adaptations. The stories are presented here in their original and unabridged form.

A. A. Milne (Author), Kevin Theis And Sara Nichols (Narrator)

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Winnie the Pooh

Join Winnie the Pooh and friends in this collection of charming stories created to show little ones what it means to be a true friend. In “Party in the Wood,” Pooh is in the mood to celebrate. But when Eeyore’s tail goes missing, the festivities must be postponed while his friends try to find him a replacement. They try and try, but none of the new tails they come up with suits the poor donkey. Luckily, Pooh saves the day—and is rewarded with a honey of a party! In “Forever Friends,” a story about friendship and funny hijinks in the Hundred-Acre Wood, Piglet helps Pooh and his friends save the day when they believe a scary creature has captured Christopher Robin! In “Pooh’s Honey Adventure,” Pooh discovers that every single one of his honeypots is empty. Hungry but hopeful, he and his rumbly tummy head into the Hundred-Acre Wood in search of more of his favorite treat. Pooh soon finds himself in a very tight spot. Luckily, his friends come to the rescue—and Pooh’s day ends with sweet success! In “Pooh’s Secret Garden,” spring has sprung in the Hundred-Acre Wood and Winnie the Pooh is planting a garden. Follow along in this delightful tale to see what surprises are springing up in Pooh’s secret garden!

Disney Book Group (Author), Disney Book Group (Narrator)

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Winner Takes All! (DC Super Hero Girls)

Join Wonder Woman(TM), Supergirl(TM), and the rest of the DC Super Hero Girls(TM) in an all-new action-packed series! Disguised as Diana Prince, young Wonder Woman goes to Metropolis to start school and quickly meets a group of students who are also secretly heroes. They convince her to enter a school contest, and she tackles the competition in true Amazon fashion. Unfortunately, some of the school's villains have their eye on the same prize, and Wonder Woman is going to need Supergirl, Batgirl(TM), and her other hero friends to help her save the day. This audiobook features humor and action-packed stories throughout.

Erica David (Author), Tara Sands (Narrator)

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Willis Wilbur Wows the World

Willis Wilbur has the entire summer in front of him. So it's time to fulfill his destiny: becoming the neighborhood life coach. Nine-year-old Willis Wilbur had his summer figured out. He and his best friend, Shelley, were going to Band Camp, and he was going to learn how to play the sousaphone. Easy. Simple. A done deal. But when Shelley is whisked off to Hawaii for a summer with her family, Willis is left staring down the long, boring road of an empty summer. Or even worse--eight long weeks of Day Camp. So Willis decides to try something new. He's going to MAKE A DATE WITH DESTINY. And after spotting a flyer for a local business competition, he finds exactly what his true calling really is: becoming the Neighborhood Life Coach. A kid helping other kids with kids' problems. His niche, he discovers. And he was going to be great at it. The best at it. So good, that he was going to become wildly, ridiculously famous. All he needed were some clients... With gumption, tenacity, and many other buzzwords he finds in self-help business magazines, Willis dives bowtie-first into the entrepreneurial waters. But starting a business alone, especially without his best friend by his side, is tough work. And with neighborhood bullies getting in his way, a guinea pig client who's actually a guinea pig, and an annoyingly competent little sister asking for a raise, Willis has his work cut out for him. Funny, heartfelt, and overwhelmingly endearing, Willis Wilbur is here to make all of your (well, his) dreams come true. (For a small fee.)

Lindsey Leavitt (Author), Christopher Gebauer (Narrator)

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Will: A Story from Guys Read: Funny Business

It's here: Volume One of the official Guys Read Library. Jon Scieszka's Guys Read initiative was founded on a simple premise: that young guys enjoy reading most when they have reading they can enjoy. And out of this comes a series that aims to give them just that. Ten books, arranged by theme, featuring the best of the best where writing for kids is concerned. Each book is a collection of original short stories, but these aren't your typical anthologies-each book is edgy, inventive, visual, and one-of-a-kind, featuring a different theme for guys to get excited about. Funny Business is based around the theme of-what else-humor, and if you're familiar with Jon and Guys Read, you already know what you're in store for: ten hilarious stories from some of the funniest writers around. Before you're through, you'll meet a teenage mummy; a kid desperate to take a dip in the world's largest pool of chocolate milk; a homicidal turkey; parents who hand over their son's room to a biker; the only kid in his middle school who hasn't turned into a vampire, wizard, or superhero; and more. And the contributor list includes bestselling author, award winners, and fresh new talent alike: Mac Barnett, Eoin Colfer, Christopher Paul Curtis, Kate DiCamillo (writing with Jon Scieszka), Paul Feig, Jack Gantos, Jeff Kinney, David Lubar, Adam Rex, and David Yoo. Guys Read is all about turning young readers into lifelong ones-and with this book, and each subsequent installment in the series, we aim to leave no guy unturned.

Adam Rex (Author), Michael Boatman (Narrator)

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Will Grayson, Will Grayson

Penguin Audiobooks presents Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan. An unabridged recording voiced by MacLeod Andrews and Nick Podehl. One cold night, in a most unlikely corner of Chicago, teenager Will Grayson crosses paths with . . . Will Grayson! Two teens with the same name who run in two very different circles suddenly find their lives going in new and unexpected directions. Culminating in epic turns-of-heart on both of their parts, they team up to produce the most fabulous musical ever to grace the high-school stage. Told in alternating voices from two award-winning, popular names in young-adult fiction - John Green (author of The Fault in Our Stars) and David Levithan (author of Boy Meets Boy) - this unique collaborative novel features a double helping of the heart and humour that has won both authors legions of fans. ** John Green has a huge online presence through his 1.1 million Twitter followers and YouTube channel Vlogbrothers, which has been viewed over 200 million times and has 660,000 subscribers, making it one of the most successful online channels in history.

David Levithan, John Green (Author), Macleod Andrews, Nick Podehl (Narrator)

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Wie Napoleon das schwarze Schaf rettete

Wo steckt bloß Max? Das verrückte schwarze Schaf ist plötzlich verschwunden! Kater Napoleon stößt im Wald auf die Spuren einer Entführung. Die Hoftiere befürchten das Schlimmste und machen sich mithilfe der alten fliegenden Windmühle auf die Suche nach Max - eine abenteuerliche und sehr dramatische Befreiungsaktion beginnt! Ein wundervoll authentisches Plädoyer für schwarze Schafe, bunte Hunde und schräge Vögel.-

Christian Waluszek (Author), Petra Pavel (Narrator)

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