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"What? You Think You Got It Rough?": A Story from Guys Read: Funny Business

It's here: Volume One of the official Guys Read Library. Jon Scieszka's Guys Read initiative was founded on a simple premise: that young guys enjoy reading most when they have reading they can enjoy. And out of this comes a series that aims to give them just that. Ten books, arranged by theme, featuring the best of the best where writing for kids is concerned. Each book is a collection of original short stories, but these aren't your typical anthologies-each book is edgy, inventive, visual, and one-of-a-kind, featuring a different theme for guys to get excited about. Funny Business is based around the theme of-what else-humor, and if you're familiar with Jon and Guys Read, you already know what you're in store for: ten hilarious stories from some of the funniest writers around. Before you're through, you'll meet a teenage mummy; a kid desperate to take a dip in the world's largest pool of chocolate milk; a homicidal turkey; parents who hand over their son's room to a biker; the only kid in his middle school who hasn't turned into a vampire, wizard, or superhero; and more. And the contributor list includes bestselling author, award winners, and fresh new talent alike: Mac Barnett, Eoin Colfer, Christopher Paul Curtis, Kate DiCamillo (writing with Jon Scieszka), Paul Feig, Jack Gantos, Jeff Kinney, David Lubar, Adam Rex, and David Yoo. Guys Read is all about turning young readers into lifelong ones-and with this book, and each subsequent installment in the series, we aim to leave no guy unturned.

Christopher Paul Curtis (Author), Michael Boatman (Narrator)

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'... and that's when it fell off in my hand.'

11.20 a.m. This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him. 11.25 a.m. Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas. 11.28 a.m. And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise. 12.00 p.m. It is soooo boring being brokenhearted... ...but Georgia doesn't remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian Stallion, Masimo, mean Georgia has her work cut out to be the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be. Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school - urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.

Louise Rennison (Author), Louise Rennison (Narrator)

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'... then he ate my boy entrancers.'

Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's sixth book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Follow up to the hilarious number one bestselling hardback "...and that's when it fell off in my hand." Read by Louise Rennison. Laugh your socks off at Georgia's tales from her trip to Hamburger-a-gogo land, and her attempts to entice Masimo, the Italian stallion. Can Georgia become the composed sex-kitten she aspires to be...? Surely not! MS not yet delivered.

Louise Rennison (Author), Louise Rennison (Narrator)

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'...startled by his furry shorts!'

Number one bestselling author Louise Rennison's seventh book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager, Georgia Nicolson. You'll laugh your knickers off! Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga nungas, school - urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS. MS not yet delivered.

Louise Rennison (Author), Louise Rennison (Narrator)

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'Das Kind, das dauernd Kopfstand machte' und andere Geschichten und Lieder von Wolfram Hänel und Arn

Wolfram Hänel liest eigene Geschichten und Lieder vom 'Kind das dauernd Kopfstand machte' und anderen liebevoll gestalteten Figuren. Dieses Hörbuch enthält die Klassiker 'Romeo liebt Julia', 'Der Zauberlehrling' sowie 'Der kleine Häwelmann'. Es sind Geschichten für jeden Tag, sei es ein verregneter Herbstabend, eine lange Autofahrt oder ein Tag für ein entspannendes Bad in der Wanne. Untermalt wird das Ganze mit Musik und Liedern von Arndt Schulz.Ein literarisches Erlebnis für kleine und auch große Literaturfans.-

Wolfram Hänel (Author), Wolfram Hänel (Narrator)

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'It's OK, I'm wearing really big knickers!'

READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's second audiobook about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab? It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God... I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up... I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good... It's been over a week. I wonder if it's my nose... I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly Home.

Louise Rennison (Author), Louise Rennison (Narrator)

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'Knocked out by my nunga-nungas.'

READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison's fabby third audiobook download on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Jas said, 'Well, what happened?' And I said, 'Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged.' 'So it was like...' 'Yeah... a snogging fest.' 'Sacré bleu!' Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary. I said, 'But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me.' 'Oo-er...' 'D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things.' 'Was he dancing?' 'No... I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas...' Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT).

Louise Rennison (Author), Louise Rennison (Narrator)

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'Luuurve is a many trousered thing...'

Sound the Cosmic Horn! Georgia Nicolson's 8th book of confessions are here! The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope now that all three boys of her dreams actually want her to be their girlfriend? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Surely not! You'll laugh your knickers off at Georgia's hilarious confessions.

Louise Rennison (Author), Louise Rennison (Narrator)

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'Mrs. Watson Wants Your Teeth' and 'Countdown to Kindergarten'

All the apprehension about school 'firsts' is playfully presented in these reassuring stories. In Mrs. Watson Wants Your Teeth, advice from a 'knowledgeable' second grader has the first grade worry-wart convinced that her new teacher is really a 300-year old alien who steals baby teeth from her students. This is especially worrisome since she has a secret: her first tooth is loose! A witty, and spot-on depiction of first-day-of-school jitters, this clever take on losing a tooth will reassure as it amuses both children, their parents and their teachers! In Countdown to Kindergarten, a five-year-old has 10 days until she starts kindergarten, and she's in trouble: she doesn't know how to tie her shoes. Certain that everyone in kindergarten must know how to tie their shoes - it's the rule! - she tries her best to learn. As the fateful day approaches, she still can't do it - what will she do? Told with wit and verve, this depiction of a child's anxiety is both empathetic and enjoyable. A Live Oak Media audio production.

Alison McGhee (Author), Rachael Lillis (Narrator)

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'Stop in the name of pants!'

Sound the Cosmic Horn for bestselling author Louise Rennison's ninth book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson! Now that Georgia has finally won over gorgey Masimo, the Italian Stallion, her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh has popped up again. Will Georgia go to Pizza-a-gogo land to visit dreamy Masimo? Or could her perfect boy be closer than she thinks. A Sex Kitty's life is never simple... More hilarious confessions from our fave teen drama queen, Georgia Nicolson.

Louise Rennison (Author), Louise Rennison (Narrator)

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1-2-3 Scream!

Get ready to scream with this collection of hillarifying-hilariously terrifying-tales, perfect for scary story lovers who are looking for a side of humor to go with their helpings of horror. Stop! Unless you want to be scared, do NOT read this book. These tales of terror are so horrible, so alarming, they had to be bound up between these pages forever! You'll discover The Boogerman, an oozing horror that lurks in mirrors. You'll read about Instagrave, a popular new app that tells kids how they are going to die. In Epizeuxis, you'll learn what happens if you speak the name of a-wait. We've said too much already. The things between these covers are too dangerous to ever be let out. That's why we're warning you: stay away from this book, or else! Of course, if you are reckless enough to open this book, then be sure to read these stories in a safe, indoor space, far from the beady, prying eyes of any birds*. Now, on the count of three: 1…2…3…SCREAM! *Is that a crow, a magpie, or an indigo bunting behind you? Be careful. Birds will do anything to keep people from discovering the secrets of this book!

R. U. Ginns (Author), Kathleen Mcinerney, R. U. Ginns (Narrator)

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11 Birthdays

Wendy Mass (Author), Kathleen McInerney (Narrator)

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