Audiobooks Narrated by Josiah Bildner

Got Me a Cat

"Ages 6-9 She arrived on Halloween Eve, in the Year of Acorns. Benjy named her Tricks.   “…excellent tale for young readers.” Kirkus Reviews   From award-winning author Darcy Pattison comes a humorous Halloween story with a hard-of-hearing girl who uses ASL (American Sign Language).   Mom said, “No pets.”   Then, they discover the cat’s owner. Erika has just moved next door to stay with her grandmother while Erika attends the Deaf School. She brought Fluffy, her cat, with her. Fluffy likes to wander the neighborhood and make friends.   This delightful Halloween short chapter book is about cats, sign language, and a surprising friendship. It’s perfect for the elementary reader who needs to build confidence in their reading skills.   Need a great read-aloud for Halloween? This will delight and entertain the kids, even during this busy holiday."

Darcy Pattison (Author), Josiah Bildner (Narrator)

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The Plan for the Gingerbread House

"“Pattison’s text begs to be read aloud and Joven’s spreads offer dynamic visuals…” —Kirkus Reviews Come one, come all! The Gingerbread Fair opens soon! Teams of kids are baking, building, and decorating. The project guidelines are clear: the winning house must stand upright on its own and a gingerbread boy and girl must fit inside. Sounds easy? It would be except…cookies burn, the icing is too thin, the house caves-in, someone is eating the candy decorations, and—oh!—they forgot about the gingerbread boy and girl. Follow the team as they struggle to create the perfect gingerbread house. Young engineers will learn to overcome problems and press on to a finished house. At the end, they evaluate their efforts and plan for a better gingerbread house. Need a winter STEM engineering project? This book inspires the budding engineers to think about the classic gingerbread house in a new way. Written in a lyrical rhyme, it’s sure to please the language arts folks, too."

Darcy Pattison (Author), Josiah Bildner (Narrator)

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Field Notebooks: How Scientists Record and Write About Observations

"“…provides clear, understandable, but not oversimplified explanations in an attractively presented format. The notebook entries make for compelling study…” Kirkus Reviews Put scientists out in the field—where they observe and learn from their subjects—and exciting things happen. Join fourteen American scientists as they watch sleeping hippos, avoid cactus thorns, hide snakes under their skirts, make jokes, and draw elephants, termites, or squids. Drawing from the original field notebooks of scientists, kids will learn about descriptive, informative, humorous, and expository writing. Scientists use notebooks to summarize data, draw maps, or draw specimen. Represented are scientists studying birds, cactus, zoo keeping, human diseases, termites, mollusks, fish, grasses, Mayan ruins, Chinese plants and animals, taxidermy, and peanuts. Kids will be inspired to create their own field notebooks. The work is presented in a fun, browsable layout. Any time you want to pair observations with recording those observations, this is the right book."

Darcy Pattison (Author), Josiah Bildner (Narrator)

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A.I.: How Patterns Helped Artificial Intelligence Defeat World Champion Lee Sedol

"The stage was set for a showdown: Man v. Machine. On March 9, 2016, the AlphaGo artificial intelligence computer program played the board game, GO, against the world champion, Lee Sedol. The Game: Go is the oldest board game in the world. Games are perfect tests for A.I because they keep score. It's easy to see when the A.I. is improving. The Man: Korean Lee Sedol was the world’s top Go player. He expected to win all five games of the match. Could the A.I. teach him anything? The Machine: Developed in 2014, AlphaGo was a computer artificial intelligence program designed to play Go by using deep learning to recognize patterns in the game. It had already beaten the European champion. Could it defeat Sedol? The exciting historic meeting of minds unfolded across five difficult games. This story introduces concepts of artificial intelligence and helps kids understand the challenges and the promise of working with A.I."

Darcy Pattison (Author), Josiah Bildner (Narrator)

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Kittywood

"'...Pattison's characters delight...' Kirkus Review of Book 1 Angel Persian, a kitten born into a famous KittyTube family, faces her biggest acting challenge yet. The clock is ticking! By the month's end, only ten kittens will be offered acting contracts. Stardom! Will she be chosen? Angel must visit the different kennels, work with each director, and rack up views on KittyTube. Will she find a kennel to call home? The five kennels are so different! Some aim for slow and steady growth, but some love fast and flashy. One kennel is known for its encouragement while another is competitive. Which would suit her better: a laid-back or a work-hard attitude? Angel's decision now will affect the rest of her life. In this final chapter book of The KittyTubers trilogy, Angel Persian searches for a home where she can use her talents. Read this heartwarming story about Angel Persian's search for her future."

Darcy Pattison (Author), Josiah Bildner (Narrator)

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The Kitten Stars

"'...Pattison's characters delight...' Kirkus Review of Book 1 Kittywood is all abuzz trying to guess which of the 27 kittens will be cut. Angel and Jazz hope to make the final twenty, but to do that, they need views. That means, more pressure on every video. They need stronger ideas and better acting. To make it even harder, Director Stanley gives them all a new challenge. Ex-Marine Captain Piper Crouch will teach the kittens acrobatics. Angel is shocked! From a height of ten feet, they expect her to do a double flip and land safely. Landing isn't the problem for cats, of course. It's the double-flip. It becomes Angel's new passion. In this continuing chapter book series of The KittyTubers, the kittens grow and mature, developing their acting skills. Join the kittens as they work‚ and hope for stardom!"

Darcy Pattison (Author), Josiah Bildner (Narrator)

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A Little Bit of Dinosaur

"2021 Eureka! Nonfiction Honor Book 2021 Arkansiana Award Did you know that you have a little bit of dinosaur in you? And it's your mother's fault. She fed you that cheese sandwich, which had a calcium atom that used to be in the bones of a T-rex. This humorous story follows a calcium atom as it journeys from dry bones to your jawbone! Inspired by U.S. environmentalist Aldo Leopoldo, this story follows a little bit of dinosaur, calcium atom‚ it travels over time from a dinosaur to a child. In his 1949 classic, A Sand County Almanac, Leopoldo beautifully discussed how man and nature are interconnected. This amazing circle of life is illustrated with humor and a touch of empathy. Sisters Elleen Hutcheson and Darcy Pattison team up to bring Leopoldo's circle of life to kids. Hutcheson is a high school biology teacher; five of Pattison‚Äôs picture books have been named NSTA Outstanding Science Trade Books. Each is shaking her finger at their mother wondering why she fed them that cheese sandwich."

Darcy Pattison, Elleen Hutcheson (Author), Josiah Bildner (Narrator)

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The Complete Aliens, Inc. Series

"'Doing alien voices gives narrator Josiah John Bildner a fun challenge. . . This is a worthy addition to the alien genre for kids.' Audiofile Magazine   “amusing” and “engaging and accessible.” Publisher's Weekly   “This fun chapter book series is out of this world.” School Library Journal   KELL, THE ALIEN, Book 1 Fitting in at a new school is hard! And Kell Smith has it even harder because he’s a real alien! His family has shipwrecked on Earth and they can’t escape.   The hardest thing is making friends. Kell discovers that his neighbor, Bree Hendricks, turns 9-years-old next month and she wants a party with an alien theme. Kell’s family decides to try party planning. This should be simple as flying from star to star. But Earthling’s ideas about aliens are totally wrong.   KELL AND THE HORSE APPLE PARADE, Book 2 For Kell, the Friends of Police Parade is a big deal, his first Earthling parade. With Bree’s help, he must figure out how to deal with City Hall, figure out fund-raising and find superheroes and super heroines to march in the parade. To make things worse, Principal Lynx believes someone in third grade in an alien, and she has a new Alien Catcher App on her smart phone.   KELL AND THE GIANTS, Book 3 If you’re an alien on Earth, you have one giant secret to keep. After a while, even friends want to tell your secret. Kell and Bree plan a birthday party with giants—Big Foot, Cyclops, Goliath and the Jolly Green Giant—while they struggle with keeping their own giant secret.   KELL AND THE DETECTIVES, Book 4 Kell makes a startling discovery: he has zigzag fingerprints. Worse, Mrs. Lynx and the Society of Alien Chasers know about the fingerprints, and they are on the hunt. But the stakes are higher than ever because Kell’s mom has just laid a beautiful green egg."

Darcy Pattison (Author), Josiah Bildner (Narrator)

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Goldilocks: The Name-Fame-Dame

"'A funny, creative take on a well-known fairy tale.' Kirkus review Have you heard of Goldilocks? Of course, you have! She's the name-fame-dame. That long-strong, bold-gold hair has earned her an international reputation. And she knows it. Goldilocks thinks she can do anything she wants. Breaking and entering? No problem. Theft? No problem. Damaging property? No problem. Until the glitzy-see neighbors are tick-tock-talking. And they decide to take action. Will Goldilocks be able to use her fame-name to get out of trouble? Or will she wind up in folktale-jail? This fun spoof on Goldilocks is rollicking with word play: 'Papa Troll clomped-stomped. 'Someone ate my meal for real. It's all woebegone-gone.'' This retelling of the folk/fairy tale creates a children's picture book that is sure to become a read-aloud classic."

Darcy Pattison (Author), Josiah Bildner (Narrator)

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When Kittens Go Viral

"Book 1, THE KITTYTUBERS series 'Justin Beiber meets The One and Only Ivan' Quiet on the set! Come behind the scenes of your favorite cat videos in this funny adventure for chapter book and intermediate readers. On a glittering night of destiny, a cat star is born. The Majestic Kennels, home to the famous cats of KittyTube, welcomes a new kitten, Angel Persian. Angel is eager to follow in the footsteps of her famous mother and father and become a Kittytube sensation. You'll be there when - Angel aces her first screen test - She opens her eyes - what will she see? - She shivers - and charms - her way through her first snowstorm. Will Angel become - a water cat, paddling around bathtubs or splashing in sinks of water, - a piano cat, walking the black & white keys, - a ghost cat, jumping out to frighten kids, - or something new? Will this tiny kitten find her courage and her audience on KittyTube? Will she have what it takes to win? What will it take for this tiny kitten to become a star? In this post-Justin Beiber world, on any given day, any kid can become famous. This tender book looks at the joys and pains of being in the public eye. Does fame make you happy? THE KITTYTUBE SERIES Book 2: The Kitten Stars Book 3: Kittywood Book 4: Kiten Friends"

Darcy Pattison (Author), Josiah Bildner (Narrator)

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Pollen: Darwin's 130-Year Prediction

"Junior Library Guild selection How long does it take for science to find an answer to a problem? On January 25, 1862, naturalist Charles Darwin received a box of orchids. One flower, the Madagascar star orchid, fascinated him. It had an 11.5' nectary, the place where flowers make nectar, the sweet liquid that insects and birds eat. How, he wondered, did insects pollinate the orchid? It took 130 years to find the answer. After experiments, he made a prediction. There must be a giant moth with a 11.5' proboscis, a straw-like tongue. Darwin died without ever seeing the moth, which was catalogued by entomologists in in 1903. But still no one had actually observed the moth pollinating the orchid. In 1992, German entomologist, Lutz Thilo Wasserthal, Ph.D., traveled to Madagascar. By then, the moths were rare. He managed to capture two moths and released them in a cage with the orchid. He captured the first photo of the moth pollinating the flower, as Darwin had predicted 130 years before. Backmatter includes information on the moth, the orchid, Charles Darwin, Lutz Wasserthal. Also included is Wasserthal's original photo taken in 1992."

Darcy Pattison (Author), Josiah Bildner (Narrator)

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Rosie the Ribeter: The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calavaras County

"Who holds the world record triple jump record — for bullfrogs? Rosie, the Ribeter. She set the record in May 1986 at 21 feet 5 3/4 inches. Her record has stood for over 30 years. This is her story. It all started with Mark Twain and his famous story, 'The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County.' After it was published, the Calaveras County fair started the Jumping Frog Jubilee(TM), which has run since 1928. Over the years, the frogs have jumped farther. Why? Scientists say it's because of the frog jockeys, the men and women who catch and jump the frogs. Listen to this extraordinary story of a man and a frog."

Darcy Pattison (Author), Josiah Bildner (Narrator)

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