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Joe King was born and grew up in Little Chortle. He recently moved to Greater Guffaw with his wife, Lar. Lar and Joe enjoy joking and larking around and playing with their two guinea pigs, chuckle and giggle.
Joe King is the author of The Funniest Spooky Joke Book Ever and The Funniest Christmas Joke Book Ever.
Compact enough to fit into a ref’s top pocket, this little book is filled with enough football jokes, songs and limericks to see you through the World Cup. There are old favourites, such as the one about the difference between the England team and a tea bag (the tea bag stays in the cup longer…) but lots of newer ones too – e.g. what does Gareth Southgate drive to work? A 4 x 4 x 2 - while the section on football chants is bang up to date. The jokes are exactly the kind of gags that kids love and will have them laughing whatever’s happening on the pitch (England going out on penalties probably).
If you’re in the market for T Rex titters, sea monster sillies, or Paleo puns (and why wouldn’t you be?), then this is the book for you! There are hundreds of dinosaur jokes, and it’s definitely a case of the old ones being the best – some of these must date back to the late Cretaceous period at least! Knock, knock jokes, why did the chicken cross the road jokes, and even doctor, doctor jokes… they’re all here and young dino obsessives will particularly enjoy the really specialist ones, e.g. what did the palaeontologist say when she discovered a coprolite? ‘Oh, poo!’ ~ Andrea Reece
A brilliant little book that is packed full of amusing jokes such as ‘Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf-esteem’ will have young ones chuckling and grown-ups groaning but is sure to put a smile on the lips of even Scrooge himself. This would make a wonderful stocking or Christmas Eve box filler.
Lots of laughs for the whole family in this entertaining anthology with a holiday theme. Divided into sections including Hit the Road, Life’s a Beach and What’s for Dinner? travel, beaches and foreign meals all provide a good supply of jokes. My favourite if: What do you get when you throw a million books into the ocean? A title wave.
What did the maths teacher order for dessert? Pi. Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII? She was trying to get a head. Pupil: Miss, would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher: of course not. Pupil: Good, because I didn't do my homework. It is illustrated throughout in black and white by Nigel Baines - who also illustrates the Mitch Symons' trivia books.
Scrooges everywhere will benefit from the mass of good jokes stashed in this jolly seasonal collection. Divided into sections for Santa Claus, Elves, Reindeer, Presents and more....it seems there is a humorous side to everything that goes into making Christmas.
What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl! Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card! These and many more howlers to make you laugh no matter how your team is doing!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom! What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore! Why do dinosaur parties always go wrong? Because T. rex everything! Kids will roar with laughter at these dynamite dinosaur jokes!
What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell which witch is which What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? You can't fool me, I can see right through you These and many more howlers will make you laugh your head off (in most cases not literally).
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter! Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the Milky Way! How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket! Why did the alien knit itself three socks? Because it grew another foot! Kids will be over the moon with this collection of fantastically funny space jokes!
You'll fall out of your tree laughing at these hilarious animal jokes! What is black, white and red all over? A sunburnt penguin! What do you call a pig who knows karate? Porkchop! What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck!
Laugh yourself silly with these ridiculous holiday jokes! Filled with wacky pictures throughout. Where do genies go on summer vacation? To lamp camp Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool? She wanted to test the water Which cake lives in a French cathedral? The Flapjack of Notre Dame Perfect for making long holiday journeys or airport queues more bearable!
What did the maths teacher order for dessert? Pi. Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get a head. PUPIL: Miss, would you punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: Of course not. PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework. Illustrated throughout in black and white by Nigel Baines - who also illustrates the Mitch Symons' trivia books.
Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney? Because he had the floo! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed. These and many more hilarious jokes for a very merry Christmas!
What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell which witch is witch What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? You can't fool me, I can see right through you Will: 'Mum, all the children make fun of me.' Mum: 'What do they say?' Will: 'They say I'm a werewolf. Is it true?' Mum: 'Of course not. Now comb your face and get ready for supper.' These and many more howlers to make you laugh your head off (in most cases not literally).