Superhairie 1: JAMES V THORP
Raised in a den - on a farm - in Gloucestershire.
Educated by dogs.
Shipped to San Francisco.
Worked as a toupee for a balding poet.
Learned to write and read the word ‘piano’.
Joined a rock-group as a hairy chest.
Returned to UK.
Voted London’s best-dressed caveman.
Began collaborating with fellow Neanderthal Angus. C. Mackinnon.
Made some toast.
Wrote a surreal poem based on real events.
