"POSTMAN PLANET IS BACK AND SMELLIER THAN EVER IN THIS HILARIOUS YOUNG FICTION SERIES FOR KIDS, BY AWARD-WINNING AUTHOR AND EVERYDAY POSTMAN, BEN DAVIS! PERFECT FOR FANS OF BUNNY VS MONKEY.
The planet of Nicetopia is the politest corner of the galaxy. Nothing could ever spoil their ideal society . . . UNTIL evil super-genius Dr Stankenstein dumps HUGE quantities of his Stink Potion into their water supply. Everyone on the planet is farting uncontrollably, ruining their polite paradise.
There are only twelve space-hours left before the atmosphere becomes irrevocably farty, and the planet of Nicetopia becomes RUDETOPIA. The only hope? The antitdote. And there is only one person in the galaxy intrepid enough to deliver it. You’ve guessed it . . . POSTMAN PLANET!
- Laugh-out-loud funny, short chapters and full of illustrations
- Great for readers aged 6+ and reluctant readers
- With themes of friendship, sharing and teamwork
Praise for the series
“It’s fun, silly and, in this National Year of Reading, precisely the kind of gateway entertainment that will show a six-year-old that books can give you a good time […] Consider the daftest story of the new year successfully delivered.” – The Times, Children’s Book of the Week
“A laugh-out-loud, highly illustrated interstellar caper” – The Guardian
“The silliest books you’ll read all year” Louie Stowell
“A wild and hilarious ride” Phil Earle
“I laughed so hard I nearly lost orbit!” Jenny Pearson"
"A funny, magical and hugely original new series from internationally bestselling author Cecelia Ahern.
Mia is ten years old and has just moved to her new foster home with Detective Lucy. And Mia has a secret – she can speak to inanimate objects. That’s not the weird part, though – the amazing thing is that the objects speak back! Hats, toasters, pens – Mia can understand them all.
And with the help of these everyday objects, Mia can SOLVE MYSTERIES! Like for instance – how exactly did a fire start in her new classroom…?
Warm, funny and highly original, this is the start of a brand-new series for 7+ readers by beloved, globally bestselling author Cecelia Ahern."
"Will Shakespeare knows he’s destined to be a genius at something, and that thing is clearly becoming the greatest person-who-solves-crimes in the world. There ought to be a word for a person who solves crimes, he’ll work on that.
Trouble is, he’s part of a boring family living in Stratford-upon-Avon, possibly the most boring town in England. But, when the famous (for Stratford-upon-Avon) Moundsofgoo Treasure goes missing, he might finally have the chance to kick off his crime-solving career.
If he can find the Treasure, Ronaldo Monundsofgoo will be able to marry Judy Catapult. If he can’t, the wedding won’t take place, Judy won’t give back the Christmas Pie, and the big Twelfth Night Party that Will’s parents are throwing will be TOTALLY RUINED.
Will’s happiness and his family’s reputation are at stake. Can Will (and best friend Tybalt, but mostly Will) battle sulky squires, wily wool-cleaners and unscrupulous alchemists to reclaim the Treasure and prove that Will is definitely more brilliant than his annoyingly sporty and well-behaved younger brother? Oh, and give Judy and Ronaldo their happy ending, too?"
"A hilarious story full of action and adventure from two highly regarded, award-winning picture-book creators.
When Herbie has the sniffles, he stays home from school. It's exciting to have time to play Space Blasters and watch cartoons. But, by lunchtime, he starts to wonder what he might be missing at school. What if there's an extra playtime, a dog on the loose … or even A PIRATE INVASION? Is Herbie missing out on all the action?
A hilarious, action-packed story from the globally bestselling creator of Lost and Found and Here We Are, Oliver Jeffers.
Praise for Lost and Found by Oliver Jeffers:
“A heartwarming story” Guardian
Praise for Here We Are by Oliver Jeffers:
“This heartfelt hug of a book ought to become a classic” Guardian
Praise for Chocolate Cake, illustrated by Kevin Waldron:
“Marvellous fun!” BookTrust"
"Get pumped for Pumpkin Fest! It's Friday Night Fright Night, and Adam's worst fear is about to come to life…
Halloween is a big deal in Little Pine, but newcomer Adam Gibbons doesn't get the hype. In fact, he's actively anti-Halloween-and you would be, too, if you were deathly afraid of pumpkins! Yeah…don't ask.
When Adam is tasked to team up with pumpkin fanatic Molly to plan Friday Night Fright Night, the middle school shut-in event before Pumpkin Fest, he's forced to confront his greatest fear head…er…jack-o'-lantern-on.
But it soon becomes clear that there is something strange and supernatural brewing in Little Pine. Mind-controlling pumpkins are possessing people and taking over the town, and it's up to Adam and his small group of friends to smash the infestation and save the world!"
"Finn N. O. Hope, ultimate fail-magnet, is back in this second instalment of the hilarious middle-grade series by Phil Earle. Perfect for readers of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Loki and Tom Gates.
Finn’s Gran is treating the family to a summer vacation in Tenerife – what could possibly go wrong? How about lost luggage, a hotel with guest rats, an army of dads in tiny mankinis (shudder) and an unexpected encounter with the Mothership and her new boyfriend… Suddenly it’s feeling less like paradise and more like the HOLIDAY FROM HELL. Finn’s going to need some serious good luck to turn this festival of fails into a week of wins!
'Failure has never been this funny. Finn is my new hero!' - Rob Biddulph
What to expect:
- Illustrations by the brilliant and hilarious AL MUPRHY
- Laughter guaranteed
- Holiday humiliations
- Cringe karaoke
- Poolside pranks
- Off the scale Fail-o-meters!!!
- And MUCH MORE…!
'Absolutely captures how mortifying school can be! Painfully accurate, like Adrian Mole with smartphones.' - Louie Stowell
'Pure comedy genius. This book belongs on every kid's bookshelf!' - Jenny Pearson"
"Welcome to the Hall of Horrors, HorrorLand's Hall of Fame for the truly terrifying.
It's Halloween and Monica Anderson is out Trick-or-Treating with her younger brother. They knock on the door of an old, creepy house and are met by a strange woman who pleads for their help. Every year she must battle for the control of five sacred masks with the evil Dr. Screem. These artifacts have the power to manipulate the world around them. Monica doesn't want to help at first but then Screem bursts in and steals the masks. This sets her and her brother off on a Halloween mission that will change their lives forever!"
"Welcome to the Hall of Horrors, HorrorLand's Hall of Fame for the truly terrifying.
Poor Matt Krinsky! Not only are his parents making him move away from all of his friends, but they're enrolling him in a boarding school. It's not a strict place, but that doesn't mean things are normal. While Matt is used to be being one of the better athletes in his class, theses kids move a dead-slow pace. It's doesn't take long for him to realize that he's surrounded by zombies. And his classmates have begun to notice his heartbeat and warm skin. Can Matt convince them he is undead long enough to stay alive?"
"A 2026 Junior Library Guild Gold Standard Selection
The snarky humor of The Day the Crayons Quit meets the sweet earnestness of Can I Be Your Dog?, in this epistolary audiobook about a forgotten Panda stuffy!
Meet Panda: she's grumpy, she's snarky, she's a ball of mischief, and... she's been abandoned in the BABY'S room! Follow along as cheeky Panda the stuffy writes letters to Benny, her owner and the big brother, pleading to be rescued from the drooly, boring, (...and kinda cute?) baby.
This audiobook tells the story of a snarky, witty Panda who is eager to get back to her owner, Benny, but finds herself begrudgingly warming up to the drooly and excitable Baby. Perfect for little siblings, big siblings, and clever pandas."
"‘MC GRAMMAR IS THE MAN’ - Michael Rosen
A super fun – and very smelly – poodunnit immersive audiobook, narrated and read by MC Grammar with a ?super-stinky mission: to find the guilty farty party!?
In a prehistoric land, a long time ago,?
Dinosaur bums were ready to BLOOOOOW!??
?
Who just farted? Let’s solve the mystery . . .?
Who is the stinkiest farter in dino history?
With immersive sound design, fun rhyming text and helpful clues, figure out which cheeky dino has let one slip as you are taken on a prehistoric journey from the seas to the skies.
A hilarious rapping picture book, perfect for fans of Oi Frog and The Dinosaur that Pooped series."
"Sommer mit Benjamin (Hörspiele zur TV-Serie)
1. Die Schatzsuche
Benjamin und Otto wollen einen Schatz finden. Die Schatzkarte malt Benjamin kurzerhand selbst. Sie führt in Zoodirektor Tierliebs Garten!
2. Das knallgrüne Gummiboot
Tom ist mit seinem grünen Gummiboot zu Besuch im Zoo. Gern würden Benjamin und Otto mit ihm Pirat spielen, doch Tom paddelt ihnen davon!
3. Ein schwebendes Picknick
Benjamin und Otto sind zum Picknick verabredet. Doch es regnet. Da hat Benjamin eine Idee. Mit Pinsel und Farbe malen sie sich schönes Wetter!
4. Die Mondreise
Karla Kolumna fragt, wohin Benjamin im Urlaub fährt. Er stutzt, doch da fällt ihm ein, dass der Mond gerade sehr nah ist. Da fährt er hin!"
"THREE STARRED REVIEWS! • Chicken Run meets Tiny T. Rex in this funny farmyard tale of a feisty chicken who is sure she is a dinosaur!
Includes a die-cut cover - and back matter about how chickens (and all other birds) are the living descendants of dinosaurs!
Lena lives in a chicken coop, and she looks a lot like a chicken. But deep down, she's convinced that she's a . . . DINOSAUR! She can feel it in her bones. Lena just doesn't understand the scaredy chickens in her family, and they don't understand her either, with her ferociousness and big ideas. The people on the farm are also baffled . . . except for little Madeline, who thinks Lena has PERSONALITY.
And then, when a dastardly weasel turns up and threatens the coop, Lena's fearful family chickens out AGAIN. It's up to Lena to unleash her inner dinosaur like never before - to save the coop and show this silly bunch of chickens how to stand up for themselves. And when Madeline's science fair project shows that chickens are the closest living relatives in the world to dinosaurs, Lena's family finally starts to see that - holy hen house! - they are all dinosaurs too!"
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