"THE BEST ADULT JOKES EVER is a compilation of funny stories and Jokes for adults on many homely and private matters to get laughing tears and giggles out of all those closest to you.
As you might be a little sick in your head, a good laugh is the best remedy for everything, and this audiobook delivers just that! With everything from embarrassing and funny situation from the darkest corners in the house to full-story jokes and hilarious memories, with this audiobook you are sure to find laughter and humour for any occasion that will delight most of your family and friends. Uncensored humor about anything or anyone is the core of this collection, because comedy is universal and there is nothing off limits in this audiobook!
The jokes and stories in this audiobook might even help those who still suffer, actually they are so good that even those with memory lapses will remember them!
THE BEST ADULT JOKES EVER is a perfect gift for adults who appreciate a good laugh!
Get this perfect gift now and finish the day with a laughter!"
"*** 2021 Winner Gold Moonbeam Award: Best Chapter Book Series ***
Who doesn't look forward to summer camp? Two weeks of sun and fun were just what Presley's parents thought she needed. Too bad she didn't feel the same way. . .
Growing up in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, was all fourteen-year-old Presley Walton knew. In fact, the teen had never ventured far beyond the city limits. Her world revolved around chilling in her bedroom, using her cell phone, and being on social media. Presley was getting ready to enjoy a typical summer, but her parents had other plans.
Before she knew it, Presley was on a smelly, old bus heading to the middle of nowhere. Nowhere, otherwise known as Camp Golden Arrow, would be her home sweet home for two weeks. It was the same camp her mom had attended when she was a teen. Her mom's stories of camp friendships, cabin contests, and outdoor fun already made Presley dread this forced adventure.
Mia and Ann, identical twins, team up with Presley to make the fourteen days unforgettable. Epic prank wars, standing up to the camp bully, and fishing for Big Lou, a 100-pound blue catfish, make the camp experience one for the record books.
Will the girls of D Cabin go down in the history books of Camp Golden Arrow. . . or will they become the next victims of the B Cabin boys?"
"Join Marcus and friends as they solve another mystery in The Breakfast Club Adventures: The Goblin's Revenge. This is the sixth exciting adventure by England International footballer, child food-poverty campaigner and bestselling author Marcus Rashford MBE. Inspired by Marcus's own experiences growing up!
A vengeful goblin is targeting bullies at Rutherford School. Notes warning students to 'be nice or be next' start appearing after each incident and soon no one is safe from the goblin's wrath - not even the Breakfast Club Investigators.
As the school descends into chaos, the headteacher threatens to cancel the annual science competition unless the creature is caught. Can Marcus and his friends stop the goblin before it's too late?
Written with Isaac Hamilton-McKenzie, The Breakfast Club Adventures: The Goblin's Revenge is the perfect audiobook for children aged 8+.
Join the Breakfast Club Investigators on more adventures in The Treasure Hunt Monster and The Headless Ghost."
"Goosebumps now on Disney+!
Jonathan Chiller has had a plan all along. Nothing is free in HorrorLand, especially his rare souvenirs. Now it's time for the six kids who visited his shop to pay up. And Chiller knows exactly what he wants--players for his deadly game.Andy, Sam, Jessica, Meg, Marco, and Ray are trapped by Chiller's evil plot. Who is the madman? He's made sure that there is only one way to escape from HorrorLand. But are they willing to pay for it...with their lives?"
"Short Stories From Africa
Get cozy with five short and relaxing stories kids will love. Perfect for bedtime reading, each one centers around lovingly hand-drawn illustrations of a cute animal friend from the African Savanna. Watch your child's face light up as they point out characters while learning and relaxing at the same time.
This is the third book in our 5-Minute Stories series.
5-Minute Stories For Kids: Tales From The African Savanna is a collection of five tall tales filled with color, wisdom, and just the right touch of magic.
Inside, kids will meet:
- The Elephant Who Wanted to Be Small – Eli the elephant thinks being tiny would be more fun, but when he gets his wish, he discovers that being big has its own special advantages.
- The Lion Who Shared His Shade – Leo the lion guards the best shady tree in the savanna, but when he learns the joy of sharing, he turns it into a gathering place for all.
- The Giraffe Who Wanted to Dance – Gigi the giraffe believes her long legs make her too clumsy to dance, but with a little encouragement, she finds her own graceful moves.
- Zara the Zebra and Her Bold Stripes – Wishing she were more colorful, Zara tries to change her stripes—until she realizes they are already perfect just the way they are.
- The Meerkat Who Wanted to See the World – Curious Milo sets off on an adventure, only to discover that while the world is exciting, home is where he truly belongs.
Bring home the joy of bedtime reading with these five-minute tales that will leave your child dreaming of their next adventure."
"The bone-shaking new trilogy continues – the latest adventure in the bestselling Skulduggery Pleasant series
Vengeance is a killer.
A killer is stalking and murdering sorcerers, and Valkyrie Cain is next on his list.
While hunting down a cult of magical terrorists intent on taking their revenge on the mortal world, Skulduggery and Valkyrie are drawn into a murder investigation with unsettling similarities to a case they just closed – the case that nearly took the lives of both Valkyrie’s sister and girlfriend.
With the body count rising, a special night approaches – a night where the elite of sorcerer society will gather on a remote island to witness a ceremony that could change that society forever.
Speeches will be made, champagne will be sipped, and two things will become terribly, distressingly clear…
No one is safe. And not everyone will make it out alive."
"'FUN, FRESH and THUMPING with ENERGY' - Jeff Kinney, bestselling author of Diary of a Wimpy Kid
The first in a hilarious series from multi-award-winning teacher and World Book Day Ambassador, MC Grammar!
Meet Z, he only speaks in rhyme.
Teased all the time.
But now it's his time to shine.
Z stands for ZERO: being the amount of words that Z speaks at school. Why? Because every time he talks, it rhymes. Every. Single. Time.
But, things are about to change. The Royal Rap Rumble is coming to town in search of the next rhyming rap legend. With the help of his super-cool English teacher, Mr G, his best friend, SFX,
and the ultimate hip-hop makeover, RAP KID is born.
But can he become the G.O.A.T and take home the golden mic? Bring on the vibes!
- The Adventures of Rap Kid celebrates the power of words and friendship.
- Perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates and Loki.
- From the viral book-rapping sensation and star of SkyKids Wonder Raps and Rap Tales.
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"It's fun to be a Baby-sitters' Little Sister!
Karen and her little brother Andrew are getting new pet - goldfish! Karen names hers Crystal Light. Andrew's is called Goldfishie. Karen and Andrew love to watch their fish swim around and around.
Then something happens to Crystal Light, and Karen is so sad. Nothing can make her feel better...until Karen's witchy neighbor saves the day!"
"With more than 35 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! A.J. must figure out how to write the best poem to win a contest in this My Weird School Special from New York Times bestselling author Dan Gutman.
To celebrate National Poetry Month, Ella Mentry School will have a schoolwide poem-writing contest, and all the students have to enter. There’s just one problem: A.J. has no time for rhymes!
But when an amazing secret prize is revealed, will A.J. be inspired to write a winning poem? And can he beat Little Miss Know-It-All Andrea—the best poet in school?
Dan Gutman’s signature kid-friendly sense of humor is perfect in this weird poetry special you won’t want to miss—featuring bonus poetry writing tips from A.J. and Andrea!"
