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The Hidden Oracle (The Trials of Apollo Book 1)

Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable, audiobook edition of The Hidden Oracle: The Trials of Apollo Book 1 by Rick Riordan, read by Robbie Daymond. How do you punish an immortal? By making him human. After angering his father Zeus, the god Apollo is cast down from Olympus. Weak and disorientated, he lands in New York City as a regular teenage boy. Now, without his godly powers, the four-thousand-year-old deity must learn to survive in the modern world until he can somehow find a way to regain Zeus's favour. But Apollo has many enemies - gods, monsters and mortals who would love to see the former Olympian permanently destroyed. Apollo needs help, and he can think of only one place to go . . . an enclave of modern demigods known as Camp Half-Blood.

Rick Riordan (Author), Robbie Daymond (Narrator)

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Pip Street: The Crazy Crumpet Kerfuffle

Can crumpets be cool? When Bobby's dad becomes the manager of the local crumpet factory, Bobby thinks his moving worries are at last over. He likes it here on Pip Street, especially now he has found a new best friend in Imelda from next door. Except crumpets are boring! And no one is buying them. Unless someone (and I bet it'll have to be Bobby) comes up with a fantabulous plan to make crumpets more interesting...

Jo Simmons (Author), Richard Dillane (Narrator)

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Scary School

AWARD WINNER - 'Funniest Chapter Book of the Year' - Children's Literature Network AWARD WINNER - 'Earphones Award' - Audiofile Magazine 6 A.R. Points! You think your school's scary? Get a load of these teachers: - Ms. Fang, an 850-year-old vampire - Dr. Dragonbreath, who just might eat you before recess - Mrs. T—break the rules and spend your detention with a hungry Tyrannosaurus rex! Plus - Gargoyles, goblins, and Frankenstein's monster on the loose - The world's most frighteningly delicious school lunch And - The narrator's an eleven-year-old ghost! Join Charles 'New Kid' Nukid as he makes some very Scary friends—including Petunia, Johnny, and Peter the Wolf—and figures out that Scary School can be just as funny as it is spooky!

Derek Taylor Kent, Derek The Ghost (Author), Derek Taylor Kent (Narrator)

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Fancy Nancy: It's Backward Day!

Why is everything topsy-turvy today? It's Backward Day at Fancy Nancy's school! Everyone is dressed for the occasion. When Ms. Glass can't think of any more backward ideas for the class, Nancy comes up with the perfect way to celebrate the day. Beginning readers will laugh along as Nancy and her friends do everything backward in this Fancy Nancy Level One I Can Read, perfect for children learning to sound out words and sentences.

Jane O'Connor, Jane O'connor (Author), Dhoni Middleton (Narrator)

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Wann sind wir da?: Lieder und Sketche für unterwegs

'Wann sind wir da?' Diese Frage stellen wohl alle Kinder, kaum dass die Reise losgeht. Ob im Auto, im Zug oder im Flugzeug, mit kleinen Sketchen und unterhaltsamen Liedern von bekannten Liedermachern wird das Reisen für Kinder und ihre Eltern zu einem großen Spaß und die Zeit vergeht im Nu. Aus dem Inhalt: Die Schlangenreise (Lied) • Von Engeland nach Schottland (Lied) • Wieder zu Hause (Lied) • Wann sind wir da? (Sketch) • Stau (Sketch) • Geisterfahrer (Sketch)

Bettina Göschl, Die Fabelhaften 3, Ferri, Matthias Meyer-Göllner, Robert Metcalf, Ulrich Maske (Author), Bettina Göschl, Die Fabelhaften 3, Ferri, Gabriele Libbach, Matthias Meyer-Göllner, Robert Metcalf, Rolf Nagel, Ulrich Maske (Narrator)

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Wann sind wir da?: Lieder und Sketche für unterwegs

'Wann sind wir da?' Diese Frage stellen wohl alle Kinder, kaum dass die Reise losgeht. Ob im Auto, im Zug oder im Flugzeug, mit kleinen Sketchen und unterhaltsamen Liedern von bekannten Liedermachern wird das Reisen für Kinder und ihre Eltern zu einem großen Spaß und die Zeit vergeht im Nu. Aus dem Inhalt: Die Schlangenreise (Lied) • Von Engeland nach Schottland (Lied) • Wieder zu Hause (Lied) • Wann sind wir da? (Sketch) • Stau (Sketch) • Geisterfahrer (Sketch)

Robert Metcalf, Ulrich Maske (Author), Gabriele Libbach, Maike Scharp, Rolf Nagel, Ulrich Maske (Narrator)

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Head Over Heels

"My name is Harriet Manners, and I will always be a geek."The fifth book in the bestselling, award-winning GEEK GIRL series.Harriet Manners knows almost every fact there is.She knows duck-billed platypuses don't have stomachs. She knows that fourteen squirrels were once detained as spies. She knows that both chess and snakes and ladders were invented in the same country. And for once, Harriet knows exactly how her life should go. She's got it ALL planned out. So her friends seem less than happy, Harriet is determined to Make Things Happen!If only everyone else would stick to the script...But is following the rules going to break hearts for GEEK GIRL?

Holly Smale (Author), Katy Sobey (Narrator)

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Whatever After #9: Genie in a Bottle

The next installment of this New York Times bestselling series takes Abby and Jonah into the story of Aladdin! Abby and her little brother, Jonah, have a magic mirror in their basement that takes them to different fairy tales -- which they always wind up messing up. But sometimes, it's for the better: Snow White doesn't eat the apple, Cinderella gets a job she loves. In this enchanting ninth installment, the siblings fall into the story of Aladdin. They're excited to be in this world of magic carpets and genies ... but making three wishes isn't so easy and soon hilarities and hijinks ensue! These books are feminist fairy tales for a new generation.

Sarah Mlynowski (Author), Emily Eiden (Narrator)

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A Dragon's Guide to Making Your Human Smarter

For fans of How to Train Your Dragon comes a new tale about dragon Miss Drake and her human pet Winnie, by a two-time Newbery Honor winner, featuring illustrations by Caldecott Honor winner Mary GrandPré. Three-thousand-year-old Miss Drake has arranged to send her dear pet Winnie to The Spriggs Academy, an extraordinary school for humans and magicals alike. Winnie is particularly excited about magic class and having Sir Isaac Newton for science. She's also making new friends and frenemies. . . .When a plot to snatch Winnie from her San Francisco home is uncovered, Miss Drake is ready to use all her cunning and magic to thwart it. Not that feisty Winnie needs the help. . . . As a team, the intrepid duo you first met in A Dragon's Guide to the Care and Feeding of Humans is unstoppable!With equal doses of whimsy and humor, Laurence Yep and Joanne Ryder have crafted an enchanting story about true friendship. Praise for A Dragon's Guide to Making Your Human Smarter 'Yep and Ryder keep the magic coming with their whimsical fantasy, enhanced by GrandPré's sweet drawings. The story positively vibrates with fun.' Kirkus Reviews 'Lighthearted episodes of unusual school lessons and field trips, illustrated by GrandPré's winsome spot art, are grounded by Miss Drake's more serious encounters with the goons...a gratifying development as this buoyant, fantastical series continues.' The Horn Book Review Praise for A Dragon's Guide to the Care and Feeding of Humans 'Warm humor, magical mishaps, and the main characters' budding mutual respect and affection combine to give this opener for a planned series a special shine that will draw readers and leave them impatient for sequels. Booklist, Starred The tale is alternately comical, suspenseful and sometimes sweetly emotional. Kirkus Reviews Miss Drake's arch narration and the sharp back-and-forth between the characters create an enchanting story, accented by GrandPré's whimsical black-and-white spot illustrations. Publishers Weekly With a black-and-white spot illustration opening most chapters, an engaging narrator, and a consistently fluid writing style, this title makes a fine dragon choice for readers. School Library JournalFrom the Hardcover edition.

Joanne Ryder, Laurence Yep (Author), Jorjeana Marie, Susan Denaker (Narrator)

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Pinkalicious and the Little Butterfly

Kids will love to see the magic of metamorphosis with Victoria Kanns Pinkalicious and the Little Butterfly. Pinkalicious is so excited when Miss Penny brings monarch caterpillars to class. She makes friends with one and watches as it turns into a pinkamazing butterfly!

Victoria Kann (Author), Clara Young (Narrator)

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Pinkalicious and Planet Pink

When Pinkalicious learns about Planet Pink, she has fun imagining life as a Pinktonian alien living on the pinkest planet in the universe! But what would happen if the Pinktonians paid her a visit? Beginning readers will love the close encounters in this space-themed Pinkalicious I Can Read adventure! This is a Level One I Can Read book that is perfect for children learning to sound out words and sentences.

Victoria Kann (Author), Clara Young (Narrator)

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The Royal Babysitters

Anna and Holly have spotted an advert in the paper for a Holy Moly Holiday. They simply CAN'T not go. But how will they get enough money? Simple: they'll become royal babysitters. Unfortunately, the girls are in for a shock. They discover there isn't just one prince, but six! And worse, the country's arch enemy, King Alaspooryorick, has decided to invade. Will the girls be able to keep their royal charges safe and still go on their dream holiday?

Clementine Beauvais (Author), Melody Grove (Narrator)

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