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Amelia Bedelia by the Yard

Learn to read with young Amelia Bedelia! The Amelia Bedelia books are great for growing the vocabularies of newly independent readers. Amelia Bedelia by the Yard is a funny story about community, family, and helping out, and it stars Amelia Bedelia as a young girl. More than 35 million Amelia Bedelia books sold since 1963! Amelia Bedelia's parents are holding a yard sale-but Amelia Bedelia loves playing in her yard, and she doesn't want to sell it! Luckily, her mother promises they will only sell things in the yard. When one neighbor wishes she could buy the flowers, Amelia Bedelia fetches a shovel to dig some up. After all, a yard will always grow back! A Level 1 I Can Read book featuring the childhood of America's favorite housekeeper, Amelia Bedelia!

Herman Parish (Author), Christine Ebersole (Narrator)

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Stick Dog Tries to Take the Donuts

The Stick Dog series continues in Tom Watson's hilarious Stick Dog Tries to Take the Donuts! Stick Dog and his team of strays are off on another outrageous canine caper. To snatch some breakfast treats for his hungry pals, Stick Dog will need to stop a moving truck, outfox a man on a telephone pole, and calm down a very caffeinated Karen. But that's not all. He'll also need to manage the greatest confrontation in history when his good friend Poo-Poo comes face-to-face with the ultimate enemy-a squirrel. With Stick Dog's smarts, daring, loyalty-and patience-he just might lead his buddies to the best breakfast ever. Perfect for fans of Big Nate, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, and the previous Stick Dog books. It's morning. The dogs are hungry. It's time to take the donuts! ***Please contact member services for additional documents***

Tom Watson (Author), Andrew Eiden (Narrator)

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Frankencrayon

Ingenuity and surprise rule in this funny and colorful companion to Red: A Crayon's Story written and illustrated by Michael Hall, the New York Times-bestselling creator of My Heart Is Like a Zoo. The crayons are ready to tell the thrilling tale of Frankencrayon. The costumes are made, the roles are cast, the pages are all set-but then disaster strikes. Someone has scribbled on the page! Hideous! Horrifying! The story can't go on! Try as they might, the crayons can't erase the scribble, and this picture book must be canceled. Until the crayons playing the title role of Frankencrayon think of a solution, that is. Michael Hall breaks borders and invites readers behind the scenes with his irresistible, clever style and bold artwork. A book about seeing beauty in unexpected places and the magic of storytelling.

Michael C. Hall, Michael Hall (Author), Robin Miles (Narrator)

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Splat the Cat and the Quick Chicks

Splat's class project is taking care of chicken eggs in this I Can Read book from New York Times bestselling author-artist Rob Scotton. When Splat takes the chicks home overnight, they hatch and run loose around his house! They pop up in the bathroom, hide inside his socks, and fall asleep in the paint box! Will Splat be able to round them all up? Beginning readers will practice words in the quick and chick word family in this easy-to-read addition to the Splat series. Splat the Cat and the Quick Chicks is a Level One I Can Read book, which means it's perfect for children learning to sound out words and sentences.

Rob Scotton (Author), Dan Bittner (Narrator)

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I Funny TV: (I Funny 4)

Jamie Grimm has finally accomplished his dream of proving himself the Planet's Funniest Kid Comic, and the sky's the limit from there. Enter a couple of TV executives with a huge plan for Jamie: a new show about Jamie and his oddball friends! But when Jamie struggles to learn the acting ropes, will it be an early curtain call for the biggest show of the decade?

James Patterson (Author), Frankie Seratch (Narrator)

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Cakes In Space

Instead of snoring in their space pod like the rest of her family, Astra is wide awake. With her robot friend, Pilbeam, she goes exploring and soon finds out the ship is in deep trouble. It's been knocked off course and invaded by a gang of Poglites, an alien salvage crew searching for spoonage (they just love collecting spoons)! But even the Poglites need Astra's help when they discover something far more sinister lurking in the canteen!

Philip Reeve, Sarah McIntyre (Author), Charlie Sanderson (Narrator)

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It's Silly Time

Sing this story! It isn't a secret that using songs to teach children early learning skills is fun and successful. There are times to relax or sit and wait, but not right now. It's silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly time! Children will love this fun, delightfully narrated book all about being silly! The fun Sing A Story series includes: Five Little Monkeys Jumping On The Bed, Old MacDonald Had A Farm, Ten In The Bed, B-I-N-G-O, Down By The Bay, Humpty Dumpty & Other Nursery Rhymes, Six Little Ducks, Five Little Skunks, ABC Nursery Rhymes, The Wheels On The Bus, This Old Man, How Many Ducks?, Old MacDonald's Letter Farm, The ABCs, Singing The Consonant Sounds, The Farmer In The Dell and It's Silly Time!

Karen Mitzo Hilderbrand, Kim Mitzo Thompson (Author), Walt Wise (Narrator)

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Mein Lotta-Leben. Das reinste Katzentheater

Voll süüüß! Cheyenne und Chanell haben einen Bruder gekriegt. Gestern ist ihr Papi ganz plötzlich mit dem kleinen Rocco bei ihnen aufgetaucht. Klar, dass ich Cheyenne beim Babysitten helfe - schließlich bin ich voll der Profi für kleine Brüder. Allerdings ist Rocco auch ganz schön anstrengend, weil er immer so viel rumschreit. Ich würde ihn am liebsten mit meiner Blockflöte beruhigen - aber die ist verschwunden. Bestimmt haben meine kleinen Blödbrüder mal wieder was damit zu tun! Witzig und authentisch: Katinka Kultscher gibt Lotta ihre freche Mädchenstimme. Stephan Schad, Dagmar Dreke, Stephanie Kirchberger und Christine Pappert erwecken Lottas turbulente Welt zum Leben. Das Hörbuch basiert auf dem gleichnamigen Buch aus dem Arena Verlag.

Alice Pantermüller (Author), Aleksandar Radenkovic, Julia Nachtmann, Kai Schumann, Regina Lemnitz (Narrator)

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The Terrible Two Get Worse

On their own, pranksters Miles and Niles were pretty devious. Now that they've formed a pranking duo, they're terrible! But their powers will be tested when their favorite nemesis, Principal Barkin, is replaced by his stern and cunning father, former Principal Barkin. Now Miles and Niles will do just about anything to get their old antagonist back-including pranking alongside him. From authors and friends Mac Barnett and Jory John comes the second installment in the series that celebrates inventiveness, friendship, and the power of teamwork-for good, or for terrible. "John and Barnett's sophomore effort is as much fun as series opener The Terrible Two...A joy for pranksters and seekers of a good-hearted laugh."-Kirkus Reviews

Jory John, Mac Barnett (Author), Adam Verner (Narrator)

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House of Robots: Robots Go Wild!: (House of Robots 2)

In book two of the House of Robots series, it's 'bot brains versus 'bot brawn in an all-out war! Sammy Hayes-Rodriguez and his 'bro-bot' E are making new friends every day as E works as his bedridden sister Maddie's school proxy. But disaster strikes when E malfunctions just in time to be upstaged by the super-cool new robot on the block - and loses his ability to help Maddie. Now it's up to Sammy to figure out what's wrong with E and save his family! Includes a bonus PDF of illustrations to accompany the audiobook.

James Patterson (Author), Jack Patterson (Narrator)

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Mrs Yonkers is Bonkers

Something weird is going on! Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet! She buys foam cheeseheads off eBay! She even puts a Webcam on a turtle! Is she trying to take over the planet?

Dan Gutman (Author), Jared Goldsmith (Narrator)

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Timmy Failure: Sanitized for Your Protection

Shenanigans abound as Timmy Failure finds himself on a road trip with none other than notorious criminal Molly Moskins. Travelling halfway across the country to help your mother's boyfriend settle into his new job is inconvenient for any detective. If he is to arrest Corrina Corrina and solve the YIP YAP case, Timmy, his sidekick polar bear Total, and Molly Moskins must go on the run!

Stephan Pastis (Author), Jared Goldsmith (Narrator)

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