Random House presents the audiobook edition of Middle School: Born To Rock written by James Patterson, read by Caitlin Kelly.
It's not easy being Rafe Khatchadorian's sister. He's got quite a reputation around school, and Georgia's got it hard enough as is! With a super secret crush on her classmate Sam Marks, a Rube Goldberg machine challenge to dominate, and constant confrontations with vicious Missy Trillin and her evil Princess Patrol to look forward to, Georgia can't help but throw all her energy into the one thing that makes her happy: her kick-butt, all-girl rock band, We Stink!
When Georgia's favourite rock band, Lulu and the Handbags, advertise a major music competition where the winner gets to jam with Lulu herself, Georgia will pull all the stops to make sure We Stink wins - even if it means asking her annoying older brother, Rafe, for help! Will his crazy ideas work, or land her in serious trouble?
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Nadia loves fun facts. Here are a few about her:
There was a magical-and hilarious-ancient Egyptian teacher named Titi trapped in her hippo amulet until she freed him last
fall.
Her school is choosing a new mascot and her idea is totally going to win!
She's going to kick butt writing for the school newspaper this term...
...Maybe.
A couple of weeks in, the newspaper is a big mess. The mascot contest is mayhem, too. (Who knew choosing a costumed character could cause such controversy?!)Then Nadia and Titi discover that the hippo amulet holds a second secret, one that's super powerful-and super scary. Too bad they have no idea how to stop it.
But Nadia is on the case! If she can solve the mystery of an ancient amulet, winning the mascot contest and acing her reporter
assignments should be easy...right?
From The Daily Show comedian Bassem Youssef and author Catherine R. Daly comes a humorous and heartfelt story about
integrity, empathy, power, and friendship. Includes sections of black-and-white comics as well as black-and-white illustrations throughout, brought to life by Last Kids on Earth illustrator, Douglas Holgate.
The fourth meerkat story in the hilarious Awesome Animals series - awesome adventures with the wildest wildlife.Told in Ian Whybrow's unique style this hilarious Christmas adventure is a must-have for little meerkat fans.More hilarious adventures featuring Uncle Fearless, Skeema, Mimi and Little Dream - the all-star cast of Meerkat Madness, from the creator of the Little Wolf books. One of the fantastic titles in the Awesome Animals series - the funniest fiction, starring the wildest wildlife, from prize-winning authors.It's Christmas in the Kalahari and the Really Mad Mob of meerkats are about to have a very Merry Meerkat Christmas indeed!
The third hilarious story about Splat the Cat, the irresistible character from Rob Scotton, bestselling creator of Russell the SheepREAD BY PHILL JUPITUS. Splat the cat can't wait for Christmas and is SURE he's been good enough for Santa to bring him all the presents on his Christmas list.But just in case Santa needs reminding of what an exceptionally good cat he is, Splat makes himself EXTRA helpful around the house.It's tiring work being helpful, but when Splat goes to bed on Christmas Eve he's kept awake by a worrying thought... Just how good do you need to be for Santa to visit?A charming Christmas story perfect for any eager child awaiting Santa's arrival.
Unipiggle and Princess Pea are so excited to be on HOLIDAY! They can't wait to build sandcastles and explore the magical underwater town, Mermaid Springs. But then the King is swept away in a WHIRLPOOL. The mermaids think he has been taken by a mysterious undersea creature...who likes to BURP a lot. Can Unipiggle and Princess Pea brave the bubbles to find his secret lair and save the King?
"Fizzing with imagination." HARRIET MUNCASTER, author and illustrator of Isadora Moon
Wenn ein ungepflegter Hexenmeister auf die nächste Beyoncé trifft ...
Rosie ist ein Mädchen für den zweiten Blick - eher untalentiert und nicht besonders hübsch. Blöd nur, dass sie davon träumt, in die Fußstapfen Beyoncés zu treten. Ihre zerrüttete Familie ist da keine Hilfe: Papa ist tot, Mama ein abgehalfterter Popstar der 90er, der Bruder ein pubertierender Pfau und Meerschweinchen Pupsie köttelt ununterbrochen. Doch Rosies Aussichten auf ein Leben als Popstar verbessern sich, als Merdyn, ein Hexenmeister aus dem Mittelalter, in ihr Leben tritt. Merdyn ist zwar nicht der Gepflegteste und möchte Pupsie braten, aber Rosie sieht in ihm ihre Chance auf die ganz große Karriere. Wird ihr Traum in Erfüllung gehen, und wird ihr neuer Freund ganz nebenbei auch die kaputte Familie zusammenführen können?
Simon Farnaby, Drehbuchautor von 'Paddington 2', bringt zwei radikale Außenseiter zueinander und verwickelt sie in ein herzerwärmendes Märchenabenteuer, das an Werke von Monty Python und David Walliams erinnert.
Jürgen von der Lippe, Vollblut-Entertainer und Meister des feinsinnigen Humors, liest diese schräge Komödie für Klein und Groß mit Humor und rotzfrechem Schalk im Nacken.
To Mr. and Mrs. Watson, Mercy is not just a pig–she’s a porcine wonder. And to the portly and good-natured Mercy, the Watsons are an excellent source of buttered toast, not to mention that buttery-toasty feeling she gets when she snuggles into bed with them. This is not, however, so good for the Watsons’ bed. BOOM! CRACK! Welcome to the wry and endearing world of Mercy Watson.
Mr. and Mrs. Watson’s porcine wonder, Mercy, loves nothing more than a ride in the car. It takes a fair amount of nudging and bribing and a “You are such a good sport, darling” to get the portly pig out of the driver’s seat, but once the convertible is on the road, Mercy loves the feel of the wind tickling her ears and the sun on her snout.
Can Mercy Watson outwit . . . Animal Control? The porcine wonder's on the lam in her latest tongue-in-snout adventure!
Eugenia and Baby Lincoln may live next door to a pig, but that doesn't stop them from living a gracious life. And the amiable Mercy Watson is equally determined to follow the delightful scent (and delicious taste) of the pansies her thoughtful neighbors are planting to beautify their yard. "Where have all the flowers gone?" shouts Eugenia, who is finally ready to take extreme measures —- and dial Animal Control! Has Mercy's swine song come at last? Or will her well-pampered instincts keep her in buttered toast?
It’s Halloween on Deckawoo Drive, and Mr. and Mrs. Watson have decided on the perfect costume for Mercy. Mercy is encouraged by the promise of treats. For what could be better than a treat-getting adventure? Especially if it happens to involve a chase. . . .
One night, Mercy hears a noise. An unlikely thief is robbing the Watsons! But as the thief soon discovers, crime doesn’t pay. Not when there is a very large pig involved.
De sex barnen i Bullerbyn leker och har roligt nästan jämt. De åker skridskor på Norrgårdssjön - och Lasse trillar i! Men som tur är kommer han upp igen. Lisa och Anna ska gå och handla jäst, och ingefära, ättika och sytråd och falukorv. Det kan vara ett helt äventyr att gå och handla om man hela tiden glömmer något!
Det märkvärdigaste av allt är förstås att Olle får en liten syster. Men usch, vad ungen är ful, tycker flickorna, ända tills dopet ...
