Menno! Seit unsere Klasse das Programm für die große Turnhalleneinweihung einstudiert, geht echt alles schief. Frau Kackert hat nämlich ausgelost, wer mit wem zusammen was aufführen soll - und ich hab ausgerechnet Benni erwischt! Den Rocker! Während Cheyenne mit Lämmer-Girl Liv-Grete (Verrat!) eine echt coole Hunde-Dressur-Nummer probt und Rémi auf einem Einrad fahren darf, muss ich als Clown auftreten. Mit Benni! Voll unfair! Nur gut, dass meine Blockflöte und ich bei der ganzen Sache auch noch ein Wörtchen mitzureden haben!
Witzig und authentisch: Katinka Kultscher gibt Lotta ihre freche Mädchenstimme. Robert Missler, Dagmar Dreke, Stephanie Kirchberger und Christine Pappert erwecken Lottas turbulente Welt zum Leben. Ihre Stimmen sind bekannt aus 'Sesamstraße', 'Wieso? Weshalb? Warum? ', 'Scary Harry', 'Die Nordsee-detektive' und 'Piggeldy und Frederick'.
Can the worst pirate ever win the Pirate of the Year Award...?
Mum is making me take part in the stupid Pirate of the Year Award. All I have to do is fight an enormous sea monster, (doom), beat my oh-so-brilliant brother at something (please please please) and find the legendary treasure that no one has ever found EVER in the history of EVER (easy peasy, then). Wish me luck! Pirate Blunderbeard.
Blunderbeard might be the worst pirate ever but he's also the funniest - laugh-out-loud fun for young readers of 7+
Menno! Seit unsere Klasse das Programm für die große Turnhalleneinweihung einstudiert, geht echt alles schief. Frau Kackert hat nämlich ausgelost, wer mit wem zusammen was aufführen soll - und ich hab ausgerechnet Benni erwischt! Den Rocker! Während Cheyenne mit Lämmer-Girl Liv-Grete (Verrat!) eine echt coole Hunde-Dressur-Nummer probt und Rémi auf einem Einrad fahren darf, muss ich als Clown auftreten. Mit Benni! Voll unfair! Nur gut, dass meine Blockflöte und ich bei der ganzen Sache auch noch ein Wörtchen mitzureden haben!
Witzig und authentisch: Katinka Kultscher gibt Lotta ihre freche Mädchenstimme. Robert Missler, Dagmar Dreke, Stephanie Kirchberger und Christine Pappert erwecken Lottas turbulente Welt zum Leben. Ihre Stimmen sind bekannt aus 'Sesamstraße', 'Wieso? Weshalb? Warum? ', 'Scary Harry', 'Die Nordsee-detektive' und 'Piggeldy und Frederick'.
The loudest kid in fiction is back brand-new story. And he's still got a lot to shout about!Follow Harry's hilarious ups and downs told through laugh-out-loud letters, emails, texts and more!
Harry's school is running out of money and might even have to close but then his friend Jessica tells everyone that Harry will know how raise the money needed to keep it open. The pressure is on. Can Harry save the school? Probably, but first he needs to finish his game of World of Zombies RUN!
The skeleton detective is coming back to life... again! It's the tenth, triumphant novel in the Skulduggery Pleasant series, and it will rearrange your world.
Skulduggery and Valkyrie are back in the tenth instalment in the bestselling Skulduggery Pleasant series - an incredible and unexpected treat for the legions of fans around the world.
We can't say much but we can say this: Skulduggery and Valkyrie are going to team up with beloved characters from the first 9 books as well as an all-new cast, including new teen co-star Omen Darkly, for an adventure that takes the story to truly global proportions... while answering questions that go right back to the beginning.
And Derek says this: "I was halfway through Last Stand of Dead Men, I think, when I realised that I had more stories to tell. I told myself that if Skulduggery and Valkyrie survived the series, I would leave the option open of returning to their world. There were still secrets I need to reveal, after all, and there were still horrors they had to face. They survived the first series. But they're really going to wish they hadn't."
Jam-packed with the silliest of animals, this bestselling rhyming story will have the youngest of readers in fits of laughter.
Cats sit on mats, hares sit on chairs, mules sit on stools and gofers sit on sofas, but Frog does not want to sit on a log! Jam-packed with animals and silliness, this original rhyming story will have young children in fits of laughter.
From the award-winning Kes Gray comes an hilarious rhyming tale about a frog who discovers that all animals have their special places to sit. Narrated by David Mitchell.
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How many legs would there be if a polar bear came for tea? How high would the leg count go if a squid rode in on a buffalo? As more and more animals join in the fun, count along if you can!
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The hilarious sequel to the bestselling Oi Frog! will have children rolling around with laughter.
Shortlisted for the Sainsbury's Children's Book Award 2016.
Frog's had enough, he's the changing the status quo! Cat insists that there are rules - only mules sit on stools, no one but hares should sit on chairs and however irritating, dogs MUST sit on frogs.
'Well, I'm changing the rules,' said the frog.
'From now on, dogs sit on logs, not frogs!'
And everyone else is going to have to sit somewhere else too. Will Cat want to sit on gnats instead of cushy mats? Will spiders like sitting on gliders? Will whales be happy to sit on nails? And, most importantly, where is FROG going to sit?
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From Chris Grabenstein, the bestselling author of Escape from Mr. Lemoncello’s Library and coauthor with James Patterson of I Funny, House of Robots, and Treasure Hunters, comes the second hilarious, fun-in-the-sun adventure in his new illustrated series about all the wacky things that happen when you live in a motel!
There’s always something wacky happening when you live in a motel, and P.T. (named after P. T. Barnum, of course) has grown up at the world’s wackiest! When word gets out that the hottest teen idols in Hollywood (plus current YouTube sensation Kevin the Monkey!) will be filming their next movie—Beach Party Surf Monkey—right in St. Pete’s Beach, Florida, P.T. and his friend Gloria know that the Wonderland would be the perfect location. Now they just have to convince the producers!
But when things start to go wrong (crazed fans? missing stars?), it will take all of Gloria’s business genius and P.T.’s wild stories to save the movie before both it and the Wonderland are all washed up!
BONUS: Includes fun extras like P.T. and Gloria’s Famous Fact-or-Fiction Quiz: Movie Edition
Here's What People are saying about Welcome to Wonderland!
"Classic Grabenstein. The mystery should satisfy Grabenstein’s “Mr. Lemoncello” followers, and the humor and visuals will appeal to fans of his collaborations with James Patterson. This new series should be a hit."—School Library Journal
“A delight. P.T. is a hoot and a half. A funny, madcap dash. Grabenstein . . . threads in a mystery that blooms in the last act and that puts this particular read over the top."—Kirkus Reviews
“Charm galore. Easy and breezy, this well-paced novel . . . belongs in the hands of any readers wanting their bad guys bad, their good guys great, and a little of Wonderland’s promised fun in the sun.”—The Bulletin of the Center for Children’s Books
The brilliant follow-up to David Walliams' bestseller The World's Worst Children! Ten more stories about a brand new gang of hilariously horrible kids from everyone's favourite children's author.
If you thought you had read about the World's Worst Children already, you're in for a rather nasty shock. The beastly boys and gruesome girls in this book are even ruder, even more disgusting and WORSE than you could ever imagine!
This glorious collection of ten stories from the master himself, David Walliams, will make you snort with laughter and thank your lucky stars that you don't know anyone like Gruesome Griselda or Fussy Frankie in real life. It also features a special appearance from fan-favourite Raj! The World's Worst Children 2 is a side-splitting companion to David's blockbuster hit, The World's Worst Children, perfect for fans aged 9 and up.
Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of The Dark Prophecy by Rick Riordan, read by Robbie Daymond.
The god Apollo, cast down to earth and trapped in the form of a gawky teenage boy as punishment, must set off on the second of his harrowing (and hilarious) trials.
He and his companions seek the ancient oracles - restoring them is the only way for Apollo to reclaim his place on Mount Olympus - but this is easier said than done.
Somewhere in the American Midwest is a haunted cave that may hold answers for Apollo in his quest to become a god again . . . if it doesn't kill him or drive him insane first. Standing in Apollo's way is the second member of the evil Triumvirate - a Roman emperor whose love of bloodshed and spectacle makes even Nero look tame.
To survive the encounter, Apollo will need the help of a now-mortal goddess, a bronze dragon, and some familiar demigod faces from Camp Half-Blood. With them by his side, can Apollo face down the greatest challenge of his four thousand years of existence?
For more than a century, The Wind in the Willows and its endearing protagonists have enchanted children of all ages. Whether the four friends are setting forth on an exciting adventure, engaging in a comic caper, or simply relaxing by the River Thames, their stories are among the most charming in all English literature. Alternately slow-moving and fast-paced, the novel is notable for its mixture of mysticism, adventure, morality, and camaraderie and is celebrated for its evocation of the pastoral nature of the Thames valley.
