Humor Audiobooks

My Weird School #19: Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

Forget Thanksgiving. The biggest turkey of all is running around Ella Mentry School--Dr. Carbles, the president of the school board. He is grumpier than ever and wants to fire Mr. Klutz. Will A.J. and his friends be able to save their principals job?

Dan Gutman (Author), Jared Goldsmith (Narrator)

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The Grudge Keeper

No one in the town of Bonnyripple ever kept a grudge. No one, that is, except old Cornelius, the Grudge Keeper. Ruffled feathers, petty snits, minor tiffs and major huffs, insults, umbrage, squabbles, dust-ups, and imbroglios-the Grudge Keeper received them all, large and small, tucking each one carefully away in his ramshackle cottage. When a fierce wind blows through Bonnyripple, the residents are forced to rescue Cornelius and deal with their various disputes.

Mara Rockliff (Author), John McDonough (Narrator)

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My Weird School #20: Mr. Louie Is Screwy!

Valentines Day is just around the corner, and Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, wants everyone to fall in love. So he puts a secret love potion in the water fountain. Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea?

Dan Gutman (Author), Jared Goldsmith (Narrator)

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My Weird School #18: Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers!

Something weird is going on! Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet! She buys foam cheeseheads off eBay! She even puts a Webcam on a turtle! Is she trying to take over the planet?

Dan Gutman (Author), Jared Goldsmith (Narrator)

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My Weird School #21: Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up!

A.J. thinks that nothing can possibly be as boring as a sleepover in the natural history museum. However, anything can happen when Ms. Krup is in charge. She says the dinosaur skeletons come to life in the middle of the night. Is she right?

Dan Gutman (Author), Jared Goldsmith (Narrator)

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Kell and the Giants

Kell and the Giants by Darcy Pattison, illustrated by Rich Davis ALIENS FOR KIDS! Chapter Book Series for Boys and Girls: Book 3 Fun and Humor: Giants Stop Through this Story! If you’re an alien on Earth, you have one giant secret to keep. After a while, even friends want to tell your secret. Kell and Bree plan a birthday party with giants—Big Foot, Cyclops, Goliath and the Jolly Green Giant—while they struggle with keeping their own giant secret. But they have an even bigger problem: Principal Lynx and the Society of Alien Chasers is back with a dog trained to sniff out an alien in a crowd. When Mom is stung by a bee, Kell must find a doctor who can keep a giant secret, too. Will Aliens, Inc. be able to pull off the Giant Party and keep everyone happy? Principal Lynx and the Society of Alien Chasers is back with a dog who can sniff and point out aliens. How can Kell, Bree and the gang avoid the dog and still pull off a GIANT birthday party? Kell is afraid of Earth bugs: flies, wasps and now, bees. How can he survive on Earth with such creatures chasing him all the time? Geography Day and Maps Kell and friends learn about geography of the U.S. But Kell wants to tell his friends about the “geography” of the stars. A new spin on books for readers in grades two, three, four, and five - Easy Chapter Book series - Chapter Book Series for boys - Chapter Book Series for Girls - Chapter Book Series for ages 7-10 Humor for Kids – “A Funny Book” The alien family, the Smiths, understand little of Earth’s culture, which results in funny situations. Crazy songs and dangerous dogs make this an exciting read. Discover what other readers already know “Amusing, accessible, engaging” – Publisher’s Weekly review of Aliens, Inc. Chapter Book series, Book 1: Kell the Alien Read more of the ALIENS INC. CHAPTER BOOK SERIES - BOOK 1:Kell, the Alien - BOOK 2: Kell and the Horse Apple Parade - BOOK 3: Kell and the Giants - BOOK 4: Kell and the Detectives Art Teachers: Every volume stars with a scene in the art classroom, creating something fun. Family story: When the Smith family is shipwrecked on Earth, they must learn to depend on each other.

Darcy Pattison (Author), Josiah John Bildner (Narrator)

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Feel the Fear

Ruby Redfort: Undercover agent, code-cracker and thirteen-year-old genius. The fourth book in the scarily awesome Ruby Redfort series, by multi-million-copy bestselling author Lauren Child. This time Ruby must pit her wits against a seemingly invisible foe. How do you set your sights on catching a light-fingered villain if you can't even see him...?

Lauren Child (Author), Rachael Stirling (Narrator)

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The Long Haul (Diary of a Wimpy Kid book 9)

Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul written by Jeff Kinney A family road trip is supposed to be a lot of fun . . . unless, of course, you're the Heffleys. The journey starts off full of promise, then quickly takes several wrong turns. Gas station bathrooms, crazed seagulls, a fender bender, and a runaway pig-not exactly Greg Heffley's idea of a good time. But even the worst road trip can turn into an adventure-and this is one the Heffleys won't soon forget.

Jeff Kinney (Author), Dan Russell (Narrator)

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The Dinosaur That Pooped Christmas!

This rip-ROARing romp of a Christmas story is read by Tom and Dougie, and features a host of festive sound effects, a read along version, and a whole lot of POO!! Danny wants everything for Christmas. But what he gets is a dinosaur, a very hungry dinosaur. Danny's new dino eats up all of Christmas, but as we all know, what goes in must come out . . . Danny is about to have the most EXPLOSIVE Christmas of his life! There's poop, presents and prehistoric creatures in this festive feast!

Dougie Poynter, Tom Fletcher (Author), Dougie Poynter, Tom Fletcher (Narrator)

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The Dinosaur That Pooped A Planet!

Danny and Dinosaur are back, and this time they are going to space! But when Danny realises he's forgotten Dino's lunch box, the very hungry dinosaur eats everything in sight, including their only way home: the rocket! How will Dino get them back home? There's poop, planets and pandemonium in this supersonic space adventure!

Dougie Poynter, Tom Fletcher (Author), Dougie Poynter, Tom Fletcher (Narrator)

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Ms. Coco is Loco

It's Poetry Month and Ms. Coco, who runs the gifted and talented program, is poetry crazy! She cries when she sees a sunset! She thinks boys should have feelings! She talks in rhyme! All the time! Will A.J.'s life ever be normal again?

Dan Gutman (Author), Jared Goldsmith (Narrator)

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Pinkalicious: Tutu-rrific

Pinkalicious can't wait to go to ballet class with her best friend, Alison, and wear a pink tutu and pink ballet slippers. Things take a turn when there's a mix-up and Pinkalicious ends up in the big kids' class. Will Pinkalicious get lost among the dancers, or will she be able to jump to new heights? Join Pinkalicious in this I Can Read dance adventure!

Victoria Kann (Author), Eliana Shaskan (Narrator)

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