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Charlie Joe Jackson's Guide to Making Money

#4 in Charlie Joe Jackson Loveable slacker Charlie Joe Jackson is back. This time he’s trying to devise ways to make money—and fast.Charlie Joe’s weekly allowance just isn’t cutting it and he desperately needs money to buy a Botman, the latest gadget to sweep his middle school. Only catch is, he wants to earn the money by doing the least amount of work possible. After several failed attempts, including a near disastrous day of dog-walking, Charlie Joe hatches a plan to throw his own bar mitzvah (no gifts please—checks only) even though he’s not Jewish. Hilarity ensues when throwing a fake coming-of-age party turns out to be much harder than it looks.

Tommy Greenwald (Author), Cassandra Campbell, MacLeod Andrews, Macleod Andrews (Narrator)

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Fancy Nancy and the Fall Foliage

Fancy Nancy loves fall, the fashion, the weather, and especially the colors of the leaves! As Fancy Nancy helps Mom and Dad rake up, she gets a stupendous idea to do something unique with the most beautiful leaves she has found. Join Nancy as she celebrates the changing of the seasons in this storybook adventure, complete with a fabulous set of stickers!

Jane O'Connor, Jane O'connor (Author), Chloe Hennessee (Narrator)

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Danger Is Everywhere: A Handbook for Avoiding Danger

Taken from the tape recordings of the enigmatic and ultra-cautious dangerologist Docter Noel Zone, DANGER IS EVERYWHERE is a brilliantly funny audiobook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have you laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish. DOES IT WARN YOU ABOUT WHAT TO DO IF A SHARK COMES UP OUT OF THE LOO WHILE YOU ARE SITTING ON IT? Yes it does. AND WHAT TO DO IF A VOLCANO ERUPTS UNDERNEATH YOUR HOUSE? After you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this audiobook will let you know exactly how to deal with it. DOES IT INCLUDE AMAZING SOUND EFFECTS AND MUSIC COMPOSED BY DOCTER NOEL ZONE HIMSELF? Yes it does. But make sure you keep the volume safely down. 'I dislocated my jaw laughing' Eoin Colfer, author of Artemis Fowl Produced by Docter Noel Zone, the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist, with the help of his neighbours: David O'Doherty (words) is a stand-up comedian, writer and regular guest on television shows such as QI, Have I Got News For You and Would I Lie To You? He has written two theatre shows for children, including one where he fixed their bicycles live on stage. www.DangerIsEverywhere.co.uk 'A brilliantly silly survival guide' Sunday Express 'A Joyful riposte to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and funny throughout.' Time Out London 'A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and relish the silliness.' Financial Times 'Brilliantly funny' Gransnet 'A brilliantly mapcap guide' ni4Kids.com 'Laugh-out-loud' TheSchoolRun.com

David O'Doherty, David O'doherty (Author), David O'Doherty, David O'doherty (Narrator)

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Kell, the Alien

Kell, the Alien by Darcy Pattison, illustrated by Rich Davis Aliens for Kids! Chapter Book Series for Boys and Girls: Book 1 Fun and Humor: Can an alien family find a way to make a living on Earth? Shipwrecked on earth and desperate to make money, an alien family decides to make a living by opening Aliens, Inc., an intergalactic event-planning business master-minded by 9-year old alien boy, Kell Smith. Kell discovers that his neighbor, Bree Hendricks, turns 9-years-old next month and she wants a party with an alien theme. That should be simple as flying from star to star. But things aren’t that easy: Earthling’s ideas about aliens are totally wrong. Even worse, Principal Lynx is a UFO-Chaser and suspects aliens around every corner. Will the Aliens totally blow the Aliens Party? Will Principal Lynx capture Kell and his family and them over to the government? Will an alien boy find school friends? Kell must find a way to fit into the school life and make friends. In art class, music class and home room, he must learn the ways of Earthlings. His next door neighbor, Bree, makes it easier and helps the family find a way to make a living. A new spin on books for readers in grades two, three, four, and five - Easy Chapter Book series - Chapter Book Series for boys - Chapter Book Series for Girls - Chapter Book Series for ages 7-10 Humor for Kids – A Funny Book The alien family, the Smiths, understand little of Earth’s culture, which results in funny situations. For one thing, Bixsters are hatched, not born. When Kell finds out that humans cook with eggs, he is horrified. And there are those bugs that bite or sting. Kell can’t get away from them. Discover what other readers already know “Amusing, accessible, engaging” – Publisher’s Weekly Read more of the ALIENS INC. CHAPTER BOOK SERIES - BOOK 1: Kell, the Alien - BOOK 2: Kell and the Horse Apple Parade - BOOK 3: Kell and the Giants - BOOK 4: Kell and the Detectives Art Teachers: Every volume stars with a scene in the art classroom, creating something fun. Family story: When the Smith family is shipwrecked on Earth, they must learn to depend on each other.

Darcy Pattison (Author), Josiah John Bildner (Narrator)

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Nathalia Buttface and the Most Embarrassing Dad in the World

At last something laugh-out-loud funny for girls in this hilarious new series from TV and radio comedy writing talent Nigel Smith.The Most Embarrassing Dad in the World was embarrassing Nathalia even before she was born.He went and married Mum, didn't he?Mum's last name was De Montfort.Thanks to Dad she wasn't Nathalia De Montfort.She was Nathalia Bumole."It's pronounced Bew-mow-lay," Dad would tell her patiently, time and again. "If anyone says differently, the joke's on them."But as Nathalia knows only too well, the joke will not be on them. It will be on her. Massively.If Nathalia can just keep The Most Embarrassing Dad In The World away from her new school, then maybe he won't ruin everything this time. Maybe.

Nigel Smith (Author), Clare Corbett (Narrator)

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The Dying of the Light

The ninth book in the original, jaw-droppingly stupendous Skulduggery Pleasant series.Valkerie. Darquesse. Stephanie. The world ain't big enough for the three of them. The end will come...The War of the Sanctuaries has been won, but it was not without its casualties. Following the loss of Valkyrie Cain, Skulduggery Pleasant must use any and all means to track down and stop Darquesse before she turns the world into a charred, lifeless cinder.And so he draws together a team of soldiers, monster hunters, killers, criminals... and Valkyrie's own murderous reflection.The war may be over, but the final battle is about to begin. And not everyone gets out of here alive...

Derek Landy (Author), Stephen Hogan (Narrator)

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Hypnotists Book #2, The: Memory Maze

The second entry in an all-new, mesmerizing adventure from the masterful, #1 NEW YORK TIMES bestselling author Gordon Korman! When Jackson Opus's identity as one of the most powerful young hypnotists in the world is leaked, he and his family are forced into hiding. But just as Jax settles into his new home--and new self--the unthinkable happens. Jax's enemies aren't the only ones in search of his mesmerizing skills. An organization more secretive, and more powerful than any in the world is out to find Jax, and it will take all of his hypnotic abilities to keep him and his family safe.

Gordon Korman (Author), Ramon De Ocampo, Ramon de Ocampo, Ramón De Ocampo (Narrator)

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Will Grayson, Will Grayson

Penguin Audiobooks presents Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan. An unabridged recording voiced by MacLeod Andrews and Nick Podehl. One cold night, in a most unlikely corner of Chicago, teenager Will Grayson crosses paths with . . . Will Grayson! Two teens with the same name who run in two very different circles suddenly find their lives going in new and unexpected directions. Culminating in epic turns-of-heart on both of their parts, they team up to produce the most fabulous musical ever to grace the high-school stage. Told in alternating voices from two award-winning, popular names in young-adult fiction - John Green (author of The Fault in Our Stars) and David Levithan (author of Boy Meets Boy) - this unique collaborative novel features a double helping of the heart and humour that has won both authors legions of fans. ** John Green has a huge online presence through his 1.1 million Twitter followers and YouTube channel Vlogbrothers, which has been viewed over 200 million times and has 660,000 subscribers, making it one of the most successful online channels in history.

David Levithan, John Green (Author), Macleod Andrews, Nick Podehl (Narrator)

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Shrunk! Mayhem and Meteorites

All is quiet in the seaside town of Bywater-by-Sea - that is until a meteorite falls to earth, landing in the middle of the Field Craft troop's camp. Now it's not just Tom with strange powers: trouble-maker Jacob can set things on fire and sensible Eric has the power to put them out. What's more, the excavation has uncovered a glittering rock, and the dust is making Bywater-by-Sea even more eccentric than usual.

F.R. Hitchcock (Author), Ben Allen (Narrator)

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Mrs Kormel is Not Normal

Dan Gutman (Author), Jared Goldsmith (Narrator)

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Sunny Valentine - Von Tropenvögeln und königlichen Unterhosen (Ungekürzte Fassung)

Sunny Valentine hat alle Hände voll zu tun. Seitdem sie in ihr neues Haus eingezogen sind, müssen sie und ihre Familie sich ständig auf die seltsamsten Dinge gefasst machen. Mal steht die Küche kurz vor der Überschwemmung, weil das Haus traurig ist. Mal katapultiert das Haus Sunny mitsamt Bett und Familie auf die nächstliegende Baumkrone, nachdem es sich wieder einen besonderen Wunsch in den Kopf gesetzt hat. Papa ist selbstredend keine große Hilfe und Flip ist einfach noch zu klein, um das Haus im Griff zu haben. Und deswegen kommt es auf Sunny an, als das Haus mit seinem nächsten Anliegen aufwartet. Es möchte eine Fahne haben, eine Fahne für sein höchstes Dach. Zu dumm nur, dass es nicht irgendeine Fahne sein darf, sondern bitteschön die Unterhose, die Prinz William zu seiner Hochzeit mit Kate getragen hat. Schließlich ist das Haus anspruchsvoll. Und ehe sich Sunny versieht, stößt sie im Keller eine Tür auf - und findet sich mitten im Buckingham Palace wieder. Wie sie da aber an die Unterhose kommt - und welche Rolle die Queen und ihr Hund Monty II dabei spielen - das ist wirklich eine etwas längere Geschichte.

Irmgard Kramer (Author), Jodie Ahlborn (Narrator)

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Mr. Putter and Tabby Bake the Cake

Christmas is Mr. Putter's favorite time of the year. He starts thinking about Christmas presents in July. It's easy to buy gifts for the postman, the grocer, and the librarian. But he has to think very hard about a gift for his neighbor, Mrs. Teaberry. Mrs. Teaberry likes strange things. She likes coconuts that look like monkey heads and tiny dresses that fit her teapots. She even likes fruitcake. That's it! He'll make her a good cake for Christmas, a light and airy one that won't break her toe if she drops it. He's never baked a cake before, but it should be a cinch. Among the delightful creations of this popular Newbery Medal honoree, Mr. Putter is perhaps the most comical and endearing. Narrator John McDonough is charming in the title role. Young readers will beg to hear all the Mr. Putter series again and again.

Cynthia Rylant (Author), John McDonough (Narrator)

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