Humor Audiobooks

Thor, the Frost Kings Bride

Thor’s hammer was stolen by the Frost King! In order to get it back, Thor and Loki must disguise themselves as the Frost King’s future bride. Will Thor be able to get his hammer back?

L.E. Erickson (Author), David Armstrong (Narrator)

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Thisby Thestoop and the Black Mountain

Surrounded by all creatures gruesome and grotesque, Thisby Thestoop, the gamekeeper for the Black Mountain Dungeon, is getting roped into another job-saving the princess's skin-in the debut fantasy-adventure series by Zac Gorman, contributor to the hilarious Rick and Morty comic series. In the absurd land of Nth, Thisby Thestoop can be found within the forlorn walls of Castle Grimstone, down the precarious steps of the Black Mountain dungeon, up to her nose in griffon toenails, gnoll spittle, and troll meat (to give to them, not made of them). When the prince and princess arrive for a Royal Inspection, the much too good-looking Princess Iphigenia winds up lost in the tunnels of the dungeon-without her guards, her staff, or her younger twin brother-and it's up to Thisby to guide the princess safely past the hoards of minotaurs, wyverns, ghouls, and who-knows-what-else that would love nothing more than to nosh the royal highness for dinner. Thisby Thestoop and Princess Iphigenia have a dangerous adventure ahead of them. If they're going to a rescue the missing prince, stop a mounting war, and keep safe all the creatures who call the mountain dungeon home, they'll have to learn how to trust each other. Don't miss the first book in this rollicking new fantasy-adventure series from debut author Zac Gorman!

Zac Gorman (Author), Moira Quirk (Narrator)

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This Is a Moose

Lights! Camera! Moose! MOOSE? Yes, Moose! When a movie director tries to capture the life of a moose on film, he's in for a big surprise. It turns out the moose has a dream bigger then just being a moose--he wants to be an astronaut and go to the moon. His forest friends step in to help him, and action ensues. Lots of action. Like a lacrosse-playing grandma, a gigantic slingshot into space, and a flying, superhero chipmunk. In this hilarious romp, Richard T. Morris and bestselling illustrator Tom Lichtenheld remind us to dream big and, when we do, to aim for the moon.

Richard T. Morris (Author), Steve Hendrickson (Narrator)

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This Book is Upside Down

Penelope Giraffe and Gus Penguin are at home on two different sides of the same world. When something looks upside down to Penelope, it looks right-side up to Gus! As they explore their opposite points of view, will the twosome ever see eye-to-eye? This side-splitting, one-of-kind story will have you standing on your head...which wouldn't look silly to Gus at all.

Erin Rose Wage (Author), Pamela Gregory (Narrator)

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They Call me the Night Howler!

This is Slappy's world -- You only scream in it!

R. L. Stine, R.L. Stine (Author), Joe Fria, Michael Gallagher (Narrator)

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There's a Zombie in My Bathtub

With Halloween approaching, Hank and his friends decide to watch a scary movie to get ready for the holiday. But the movie turns out to be a bit too scary for Hank, and suddenly he sees zombies every time he closes his eyes. Everyone says zombies aren't real, but then people around him start moaning and acting like the undead, and he isn't so sure. Hank isn't taking any chances-not when there might be zombies on the loose!

Henry Winkler, Lin Oliver (Author), Henry Winkler (Narrator)

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There's a Snake in My School!

From Number One bestselling picture book duo, David Walliams and Tony Ross, comes this ssssspectacularly funny picture book for children of 3 and up. Miranda loves to be different, and on Bring-your-pet-to-school Day she introduces everyone to her very DIFFERENT pet... Penelope the snake. Miss Bloat the headmistress doesn't think snakes should be allowed in school. But Penelope has other ideas... Introducing a spectacularly slithery new picture book packed with mischief and mayhem from two superstars!

David Walliams (Author), David Walliams (Narrator)

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There's a Boy in the Girls' Bathroom

The beloved bestseller from Newbery Medalist and National Book Award winner Louis Sachar (Holes), with a brand-new cover!   "Give me a dollar or I'll spit on you."    That's Bradley Chalkers for you. He's the oldest kid in the fifth grade. He tells enormous lies. He picks fights with girls, and the teachers say he has serious behavior problems. No one likes him-except Carla, the new school counselor. She thinks Bradley is sensitive and generous, and she even enjoys his far-fetched stories. Carla knows that Bradley could change, if only he weren't afraid to try.   But when you feel like the most hated kid in the whole school, believing in yourself can be the hardest thing in the world. . . .

Louis Sachar (Author), Lionel Wilson (Narrator)

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There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed Some Leaves

That wild old lady is back swallowing fallthemed items. What can you make from leaves, clothes, a pumpkin, and rope? That's right, a scarecrow!

Lucille Colandro (Author), Skip Hinnant (Narrator)

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There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Shell!

The famished old lady with the wacky appetite swallows a shell, some sand, a wave, and more in this beach version of the classic song and series.

Lucille Colandro (Author), Skip Hinnant (Narrator)

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There was an Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly

Forty years after its first publication this much-loved Child's Play classic is as popular as ever. Ingenious die-cut holes bring this iconic nursery rhyme to life, and Pam Adams' fabulous illustrations lend humour and vibrancy to the proceedings. Bouncy images, innovative die cutting and favourite rhymes make Books with Holes a must for every child. Available in three formats, suitable for babies, toddlers, pre-schoolers and the nursery or classroom.

Child's Play (Author), Child's Play (Narrator)

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There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Chick

The hungry old lady gobbles a basket, a bow, some candy and other "eggcellent" Easter items in this silly read along!

Lucille Colandro (Author), Skip Hinnant (Narrator)

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