Humor Audiobooks

Haunting with the Stars (Goosebumps SlappyWorld #17)

This is Slappy's world -- You only scream in it! Space-obsessed Murphy Shannon is pumped that his 6th grade class is visiting the Rayburne Observatory. Except, being a know-it-all means he's totally bored with the lectures he has to sit through. So when classmates Orly and Cleo say they should explore on their own, Murphy sneaks out with them. But when they come face-to-face with the strange Dr. Rayburne and his experiments, they realize they may be in way over their heads. A grand adventure in space may be in store for them, if they can survive...

R. L. Stine (Author), Joe Fria, Mark Sanderlin (Narrator)

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Super Secret Super Spies: Guardians of the Future

James Ponti's City Spies meets Stuart Gibbs's Spy School in this fun, action-packed sequel that follows young inventor and secret Illuminati spy Maddie on a thrilling new adventure. Super spies reporting for duty! When Maddie Robinson and her team are assigned a new super secret mission to protect the world’s most famous pop star from a mysterious foe, she knows she’ll need every tool available. That’s when she discovers a secret buried deep within the Illuminati’s archives: a device that can predict the future, invented by renowned Renaissance man Leonardo da Vinci himself! The only problem? This future predictor has been lost for centuries. With a villain at large, finding the device becomes more important—and personal—than ever, and the super spies’ search takes them all over Europe. Will Maddie and her friends be able to save the day once again? Filled with gadgets, secret codes, and clandestine adventures, this story is perfect for fans of Dan Gutman’s Genius Files and Michael Buckley’s NERDS.

Max Mason (Author), Taylor Meskimen (Narrator)

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Ätze, das Hosentaschenmonster

Hier kommt Ätze! Er stammt aus der Familie der blaublütigen kotzekligen Tintensauger und braucht echte Tinte zum Überleben. Ätze ist von der Schule ins Finanzamt umgezogen. Dort wirbelt er jetzt Staub auf und sorgt für Aufregung, bis er schließlich in Kalles Hosentasche landet. Hier ist es wunderbar schmuddelig und eklig! Klar, dass Ätze und Kalle dicke Freunde werden. Doch dann entschließt sich Kalle, sauber zu werden...

Ursel Scheffler (Author), Robert Missler (Narrator)

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Ätze, das Rucksackmonster

Hier kommt Ätze! Er stammt aus der Familie der blaublütigen kotzekligen Tintensauger und liebt Tinte, Schmutz und Gestank über alles. Ätze geht mit dem herrlich schmuddeligen Landstreicher Willi auf Wanderschaft. Bei einem Bauern dürfen sie übernachten. Mhh! Hier riecht es schön nach Pferdemist...Aber plötzlich brennt die Scheune und Willi wird als Brandstifter verdächtigt! Die beiden müssen flüchten... Amüsant und mit viel Spielfreude von Robert Missler gesprochen und gesungen.

Ursel Scheffler (Author), Robert Missler (Narrator)

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Superjuffie in Australië

Juf Josje en Hakim hebben gespaard voor een reis naar Australië. En nu is het zover! Ze gaan een week helpen in een koalaopvang en daarna nog twee weken genieten van de rust en de natuur. Zónder kinderen, want die kunnen deze keer natuurlijk niet mee. De koalaopvang waar juf Josje en Hakim werken zit heel vol en er zijn zorgen. De bosbranden laaien steeds weer op en de koala's blijven maar komen. Al het geld gaat op aan heel dure zalf om hun brandwonden sneller te laten genezen en de opvang moet misschien zelfs sluiten. Ze was het echt niet van plan - echt niet! - maar Superjuffie raakt toch verzeild in een gevaarlijk avontuur. En de kinderen zijn er toch bij, ook al zitten ze veertienduizendzevenhonderddrieënnegentig kilometer verderop...

Janneke Schotveld (Author), Janneke Schotveld (Narrator)

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Misunderstood Shark: Friends Don't Eat Friends

In this new Misunderstood Shark story from New York Times bestselling duo Ame Dyckman and Scott Magoon, Shark dares to ask the question: can friends eat friends (and get away with it)? Last time on Underwater World with Bob Jellyfish . . . 'SHARK ATE ME! Now get me OUT, Shark!''That's strange! I can hear Bob, but I can't see Bob!'This hilarious follow-up to Misunderstood Shark by New York Times bestselling duo Ame Dyckman and Scott Magoon tackles what it really means to be a good friend. Bob is already irate that Shark has eaten him, but when Shark doesn't admit to eating him, Bob is so mad he declares that the ocean isn't big enough for both of them! Friends Don't Eat Friends is exploding with over-the-top humor and awesome marine facts! For example, when Shark overdoses on Finilla Ice Cream after fighting with Bob, we learn that shark teeth are coated with fluoride. Lucky for Shark, he can't get cavities! Join Shark and the gang for another story and find out if Shark learns his lesson about friendship, or if he really is just misunderstood--again!

Ame Dyckman (Author), Ramón De Ocampo (Narrator)

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When Things Went Wild

A hilarious whodunit adventure for readers aged 9+ from the author of ESCAPE FROM CAMP BORING. Full of mishaps, mayhem and Tom Mitchell’s trademark wit, WHEN THINGS WENT WILD is also a timely call to protect our environment and its wildlife. When Kit’s family move to a crumbling house in the Scottish Highlands, he’s got a lot to deal with – terrible Wi-Fi, a new school in the middle of nowhere, and, as always, his annoying little brother, Jack. But it’s not until the brothers find a strange object on the moors that Kit’s problems really begin. A policewoman comes knocking, and the boys learn that they have found a tracker that has been removed from the leg of a golden eagle. The illegal killing of these majestic birds is all too common, and now a pair of nesting eagles are under threat. Kit and Jack start to investigate, soon joined by Tamora – the most popular girl in school – and her younger sister, Bea. Who is trying to harm the eagles, and why? Chief suspects are landowner Lord Cavendish, local farmer McNab and sinister game keeper Mosby . . . Can the city kids cope with the country – and catch the culprit?

Tom Mitchell (Author), Gregg Lowe (Narrator)

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Beano Dennis & Gnasher – 3 Audiobooks in 1: Volume 1

Dennis and Gnasher are back for three action-packed audio adventures! The Battle for Bash Street School – When mysterious new teachers arrive to lay down the law at notoriously naughty Bash Street School, Dennis, Gnasher and friends finally face a classroom test they simply can’t afford to fail.   The Abominable Snowmeance – When mysterious smelly footprints lead the gang to the school kitchen, they find themselves in a race against time to save their new best friend. The seasons are changing, and the fate of an entire species lies in their hands …   Attack of the Evil Veg – Run for your lives! An army of giant, carnivorous vegetables has sprouted to rule Beanotown! Can Dennis, Gnasher and friends root them out before they fall victim to the attack of the evil veg?!

I. P. Daley, I.P. Daley (Author), Olivia Forrest, Sebastian Humphreys (Narrator)

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The Hurricanes of Weakerville

Middle grade star author Chris Rylander brings his signature sense of humor, a compelling and original baseball story, and tons of heart to the story of the Hurricanes of Weakerville. All his life, Alex Weakerman has had one passion: baseball. Specifically, the Hurricanes of Weakerville, Iowa—the scrappy independent-league team owned by his Grandpa Ira. Even as team and the town have fallen on tough times, there's no place Alex would rather be than at the ballpark—a hot dog in one hand, a pencil and scorebook in the other, keeping track of each and every statistic. Alex has never been all that great at playing baseball, but that doesn’t matter. For someone as painfully awkward as Alex, being a fan—and a wiz with baseball stats—is all he needs. When Grandpa Ira passes away, though, Alex is crushed. He's lost his best friend, and he doesn’t see any way that the team will survive. But Ira, it seems, has one last trick up his sleeve: his will names Alex the new manager of the Hurricanes. Alex is as excited as he is terrified at the chance to finally put some of his fantasy baseball genius to use. But as he sets to work trying to win over the players, he soon learns that leading them to victory is about more than just stats. Will he be able to save his team, his hometown, and his family legacy? From the author of The Fourth Stall, a SCBWI Sid Fleischman Humor Award winner and multiple state-award favorite, The Hurricanes of Weakerville is sure to appeal to middle grade readers looking for a funny book about real kids.

Chris Rylander (Author), Kirby Heyborne (Narrator)

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The Wills and the Won'ts

Dr. Seuss's The Sneetches and Other Stories meets The Wall in the Middle of the Book in this pitch perfect, rhyming story about breaking down barriers and embracing our differences. An angry old Won't and a cheerless young Will lived next to each other, on top of a hill. They squabbled and quarrelled, did nothing but fight. If one said, 'It's day,' said the other, 'It's night.' 'Your dog wrecked my roses!' 'Your trees are too tall!' 'There's one way to end this: WE'RE BUILDING A WALL!' The Wills and the Won'ts can't seem to agree on anything, so they build a wall to keep the other out. Until a hopeful young May realizes that perhaps they can find some common ground, if only they work together. A fantastically timely and timeless read-aloud with the bouncing rhyme of Dr. Seuss and a message that will resonate with readers of all ages: Tolerance and togetherness put us all on the same side.

Angela Woolfe (Author), Sean Patrick Hopkins (Narrator)

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Chester Keene Cracks the Code

Cracking the code isn't all it's cracked up to be in this scavenger hunt adventure from a Coretta Scott King Honor-winning author. Chester Keene takes great comfort in his routines. Afterschool Monday to Thursday is bowling, and Friday, the best of days, is laser tag! But Chester has one other very special thing-he gets secret spy messages from his dad, who must be on covert government assignments, which is why Chester has never met him. Then one day, Chester's classmate, Skye, approaches him with a clue. They've been tasked with a complex puzzle-solving mission. Skye proves to be a useful partner and good company, even if her free-wheeling ways are disruptive to Chester's carefully built schedule. As Chester and Skye get closer to their final clue, they discover the key to their spy assignment: they have to stop a heist! But cracking this code may mean finding out things are not always what they seem.

Kekla Magoon (Author), Elijah Boothe (Narrator)

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Trixie Pickle Art Avenger

Brought to you by Puffin. A laugh-out-loud illustrated adventure featuring Trixie Pickle, the Banksy of her school. Trixie loves art and hates bullies - and so decides to become an Art Avenger, righting wrongs at her school through art. She uses Picasso, Pollock and Ofili to teach bullies a lesson, get out of lessons and help those in need, like an arty Robin Hood. With fact files of hilarious and irreverent details about real artists, Trixie Pickle is perfect for fans of Konnie Huq, Sam Copeland and Liz Pichon. 'Funny, arty and just a little bit naughty, the Art Avenger is amazing!' Matt Lucas 'Very funny . . . I learned tons about art and laughed A LOT.' Joe Lycett © Olaf Falafel 2022 (P) Penguin Audio 2022

Olaf Falafel (Author), Olaf Falafel, Thanyia Moore (Narrator)

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