Humor Audiobooks

You Can't Eat Your Chicken Pox Amber Brown

Amber Brown is one very excited third grader. She is going to visit her Aunt Pam in London! Amber is all set for the best vacation ever. Until she gets the chicken pox! Amber Brown is itchy and bored. Is her vacation ruined?

Paula Danziger (Author), Alicia Witt (Narrator)

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You Don't Want a Unicorn!

Be careful what pet you wish for in this hilarious audiobook from bestselling author Ame Dyckman. When a little boy throws a coin in a well asking for a pet unicorn, he has no idea what kind of trouble he's in for. Unbeknownst to him, unicorns make the absolutely worst pets: they shed, they poke holes in your ceiling, and they make a big mess. This rollicking story shares all of the ways a pet unicorn can ruin your life, and is sure to have listeners in stitches.

Ame Dyckman (Author), Ame Dyckman (Narrator)

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You Must Be Layla

Brought to you by Puffin. If you want to invent something nobody has ever thought of before, you need to read the things that others don't read, look in the spaces other people are not in...' Layla believes she was right to stand up for herself against a bully, but it's landed her a suspension - not the way she (or her parents) would have wished to begin her time at her fancy new school! This is just a setback though, and she's determined to prove that she does deserve her scholarship by making new friends and setting her sights on inventing something that could win the big robotics competition. But where to begin? You Must Be Layla introduces Sudanese-born author, broadcaster, social advocate and mechanical engineer Yassmin Abdel-Magied as an exciting new voice in children's writing. Praise for You Must Be Layla: 'This warm, humorous account of a larger-than-life Sudanese girl navigating a posh Australian school is an engaging read' Guardian 'Fresh funny and empowering' BookTrust 'A one-of-a-kind bundle of comedy and compassion' LoveReading © Yassmin Abdel-Magied 2019 (P) Penguin Audio 2021

Yassmin Abdel-Magied (Author), Yassmin Abdel-Magied (Narrator)

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You Need to Chill

The sparklingly funny debut picture book from Juno Dawson, bestselling writer and activist. Sometimes people say to me: ‘What happened to your brother, Bill?’ That’s when I look them in the eye and say: ‘Hun, you need to chill.’ When Bill can’t be found at school one day, the imaginations of the other children run wild. Is he on holiday? Is he lost in the park? Has he been eaten by a shark?! It’s up to Bill’s sister to explain… ‘A timely, perfectly positive and reassuring read.’ Steven Lenton ‘GLORIOUS and heartwarming with so much love between the two covers. Just beautiful!’ Alex T Smith Juno Dawson’ debut picture book is a witty and fun-filled rhyming story about family, identity and allyship. Bold, joyful and warm-hearted, its message of love and inclusivity shines through on every page. Juno Dawson is the internationally bestselling author of Young Adult novels and non-fiction, including Clean and This Book Is Gay, as well as a novelist, screenwriter, journalist, and a columnist for Attitude magazine. Her work has appeared in Glamour, Dazed, Grazia and the Guardian, and she was chosen by Val McDermid as ‘one of the ten most compelling LGBTQ+ writers working in the UK today’.

Juno Dawson (Author), Juno Dawson (Narrator)

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Young Amelia Bedelia's Audio Collection

Young Amelia Bedelia now has her first audio collection! Come join the fun! Amelia Bedelia's First Day of School Amelia Bedelia is sure she will love everything about the first day of school. New friends, a new teacher, her own desk, music, books, gym, art, recess, and lunch. Amelia Bedelia can't wait. What could be better? School! School! Hooray for school! Amelia Bedelia's First Valentine Amelia Bedelia is sure she will love everything about Valentine's Day. The sweet surprises, cards to give and receive, a party at school, a big, long family hug. Amelia Bedelia can't wait. What could be better? Valentine's Day! Hooray for Valentine's Day! Amelia Bedelia's First Apple Pie Amelia Bedelia is sure she will love everything about autumn. From colorful trees to fun family projects, Amelia Bedelia can't wait. What could be better? Autumn! Hooray for apples and fall! Amelia Bedelia's First Field Trip Amelia Bedelia is sure she will love everything about the field trip to the farm. Collecting eggs, milking a cow, riding a tractor, planting seeds, the picnic lunch. . . . Amelia Bedelia can't wait. What could be better? A class field trip! Hooray for school! Hooray for the farm!

Herman Parish (Author), Christine Ebersole (Narrator)

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Your Question For Author Here: A Story from Guys Read: Funny Business

It's here: Volume One of the official Guys Read Library. Jon Scieszka's Guys Read initiative was founded on a simple premise: that young guys enjoy reading most when they have reading they can enjoy. And out of this comes a series that aims to give them just that. Ten books, arranged by theme, featuring the best of the best where writing for kids is concerned. Each book is a collection of original short stories, but these aren't your typical anthologies'each book is edgy, inventive, visual, and one-of-a-kind, featuring a different theme for guys to get excited about. Funny Business is based around the theme of'what else'humor, and if you're familiar with Jon and Guys Read, you already know what you're in store for: ten hilarious stories from some of the funniest writers around. Before you're through, you'll meet a teenage mummy; a kid desperate to take a dip in the world's largest pool of chocolate milk; a homicidal turkey; parents who hand over their son's room to a biker; the only kid in his middle school who hasn't turned into a vampire, wizard, or superhero; and more. And the contributor list includes bestselling author, award winners, and fresh new talent alike: Mac Barnett, Eoin Colfer, Christopher Paul Curtis, Kate DiCamillo (writing with Jon Scieszka), Paul Feig, Jack Gantos, Jeff Kinney, David Lubar, Adam Rex, and David Yoo. Guys Read is all about turning young readers into lifelong ones'and with this book, and each subsequent installment in the series, we aim to leave no guy unturned.

Jon Scieszka, Kate DiCarmillo (Author), Jon Scieszka, Kate DiCarmillo, Kate Dicamillo (Narrator)

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Youth in Revolt: The Journals of Nick Twisp, Book One

Youth in Revolt brings us the journals of Nick Twisp, California's most precocious diarist, whose ongoing struggles to make sense out of high school, deal with his divorced parents, and lose his virginity result in his transformation from an unassuming fourteen-year-old to a modern youth in open revolt. As his family splinters, worlds collide, and the police block all routes out of town, Nick must cope with economic deprivation, homelessness, the gulag of the public schools, a competitive Type-A father, murderous canines (in triplicate), and an inconvenient hair trigger on his erectile response'all the while vying ardently for the affections of the beauteous Sheeni Saunders, teenage goddess and ultimate intellectual goad. 'C. D. Payne has penned a take-no-prisoners book, and Paul Michael Garcia is the perfect reader for it'.Garcia has a little smirk in his tone that perfectly underscores the actions of young Mr. Twisp'.''AudioFile

C. D. Payne, C.D. Payne (Author), Paul Michael Garcia, Richard Powers (Narrator)

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Zero the Hero

Award-winning children's author Joan Holub has penned over 70 books for young audiences in her decades-spanning career. In Zero the Hero, Holub offers a humorous and lighthearted look at one of math's most overlooked, yet essential, figures-the number zero. All the other numbers scoff at Zero's value, but as soon as one of them gets into trouble, guess who lands on the scene to save the day! "A hero and some villains and good winning over evil ... all wrapped in humor and tied with a comic bow-what could be better?"-Kirkus Reviews

Joan Holub (Author), L. Ganser, L.J. Ganser (Narrator)

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[Spanish] - Serie La guerra de 6ºA 1 - Alérgicos a 6º B

Dos clases rivales. Un premio alucinante. Una semana llena de pruebas para ganarlo. Piques y bromas sin fin... Si quieres saber quién (y cómo) ganó la guerra más divertida y gamberra que se ha librado nunca en un colegio, no te puedes perder este libro. IN3S_: Esta es la historia de cómo les declaramos la guerra a los de 6ºB. ALBER03_: Bueno, y de cómo Inés nos la lio porque le gustaba un chulito... IN3S_: ¡Y de cómo el chulito os dejó en ridículo a ti y a los frikis de tus amigos! EL_MAXTER_: ¡Oye, y de cómo mis estrategias dejaron a los de 6ºB más flipados que un gandrox tuerto! ESTORDOG_: ¡Y de cómo casi me quedo sin dónuts por culpa del castigo de la Vieja! HUGO, BORJA, RODRI_: ¡No os flipéis, que esta es la historia de cómo los de 6ºB os dejamos por los suelos! A1, A2, A3_: Solo nosotras sabemos de qué va realmente esta historia... Los alumnos de 6ºA son geniales, están súper unidos aunque, claro, a veces tienen sus piques, sus historias... pero lo que verdaderamente les une es una «alergia total» a los de 6ºB. Y es que siempre les están haciendojugarretas. Y eso es exactamente lo que ocurrió en el concurso de ciencias, lo que desencadenó la guerra contra los de 6ºB... Extras incluidos en este libro: * Lista de las bromas más totales. * Plan de acción de la guerra para la semana. ¡La guerra de 6ºA! ¡Jujá! La opinión de los lectores: «Me lo he leído de principio a fin, disfrutando y riendo con las locas y disparatadas anécdotas vividas por: Álber, Inés, Max, Hugo... Sin duda alguna este es el mejor comienzo de una desternillante colección de historias con la que disfrutarán los jóvenes lectores. Un libro con el que pasar un buen rato y, sobre todo, un libro con el que aquellos jóvenes que aún no disfrutan del placer de la lectura, comenzarán a sentir el gusanillo lector.» Blog Cuando olía a vainilla «La verdad es que es difícil dejar de leerlo porque, además de divertido y de estar muy bien escrito, sabe mantenerte el interés por descubrir el final.» Blog Madres Cabreadas

Sara Cano Fernández (Author), Sol De La Barreda, íñigo Montero (Narrator)

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[Spanish] - Serie La guerra de 6ºA 2 - Los empollones contraatacan

Dos clases rivales. Un viaje a la Gametrón Week... en el que nada saldrá como habían planeado. ¡La guerra más gamberra que se ha librado nunca! IN3S_: Oye, Max, ¿tú sabes qué bicho le ha picado a Álber? EL_MAXTER_: Ni idea. Desde que ganamos el viaje a la Gametrón, está más raro que un pakuriano cojo. ¿Quieres que vayamos luego nosotros al Rincón del Gamer? A1, A2, A3_: Ohhh... ¿Vais a quedar los dos solitos?

Sara Cano Fernández (Author), Sol De La Barreda, íñigo Montero (Narrator)

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¡Aventuras en Londres! (La diversión de Martina 2)

¡No te pierdas esta nueva aventura de #LaDiversionDeMartina! Creo que me he metido en un lío pero que MUY gordo... Después de hacer un pequeño experimento en casa, mi padre me ha mandado a mi cuarto a «reflexionar». Pero ese no es el problema. El PROBLEMÓN es que me he escapado de mi habitación para ir a jugar con mis amigas, y hemos terminado en una avioneta sin control camino a Londres... ¡Ups! Increíble, ¿verdad? ¡Únete a mi plan loquísimo y olvídate de la palabra «aburrimiento»! Martina tiene 13 años, una imaginación desbordante y ¡un canal de Youtube de mucho éxito! «La diversión de Martina» es una serie de libros de ficción inspirada en ella y su mundo que encantará a sus seguidores.

Martina D'antiochia (Author), Martina D'antiochia (Narrator)

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¡Ay, que me hago pis!

Ésta es una historia de fantasmas que no da mucho miedo. Ésta es la historia de una niña que se llamaba Marta y que se hacía pis en la cama. Y de un fantasma llamado Sí que se le apareció en una tarde de tormenta. ¿Queréis que os cuente la historia de esta niña que se llamaba Marta? Si no queréis que os la cuente, ya podéis dejar de leer e iros a jugar a otra parte. Si queréis conocerla, tendréis que seguir leyendo. Una de las primeras incursiones de Andreu Martín en la literatura infantil, un libro precioso que encierra una bella reflexión sobre nosotros mismos. Andreu Martín es un autor español nacido en Barcelona en 1949. Referente absoluto y pilar del género de novela negra en España, ha escrito algunos de los títulos más emblemáticos del panorama hispanohablante en el siglo XX y XXI. Asimismo, ha cultivado la novela infantil y juvenil con series como la del detective adolescente Flanagan. Su obra le ha valido premios como el Hammet, el Nacional de Literatura Juvenil, el Deutsche Krimi Preis en Alemania o La Sonrisa Vertical. Este audiolibro está narrado en castellano. - -

Andreu Martín (Author), Cristina Fargas (Narrator)

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