Camilla Cream loves lima beans, but she never eats them. Why? Because the other kids in her school don't like them. And Camilla Cream is very, very worried about what other people might think of her. In fact, she's so worried that she's about to break out in...a bad case of stripes!
Los 500 Chistes más Divertidos para Niños
Este divertido audiolibro con música proporciona a los niños muchas horas de diversión y risas ¡Se lo pasarán en grande compartiendo esta gran colección de chistes con sus amigos y familia!
- 500 chistes para partirse
- Diviértete en cualquier momento y en cualquier lugar
- El regalo perfecto para cualquier niño
Al leer y contar chistes, los niños además de pasárselo genial, mejorarán sus habilidades verbales y comprensión lectora.
Estos chistes y bromas mantendrán a los niños interesados y riéndose, no solo en casa, sino también durante los viajes, en salas de espera, etc...
Con un montón de chistes de animales, médicos, colegio, familias, preguntas graciosas...
¡Prepárate para pasar un rato divertido y reírte a carcajadas con los más pequeños de la casa!
It's silly, light-hearted fun as VeggieTales creator Phil Vischer spins a rollicking tale about 47 Beavers who find themselves lost at sea and discover that things bo best when they all work together!
Amanda is reliving her 11th birthday over and over again--even the fight with her best friend Leo…How can she fix everything and put the day behind her? Only time, friendship, and luck will tell.
Get ready to scream with this collection of hillarifying-hilariously terrifying-tales, perfect for scary story lovers who are looking for a side of humor to go with their helpings of horror.
Stop!
Unless you want to be scared, do NOT read this book.
These tales of terror are so horrible, so alarming, they had to be bound up between these pages forever!
You'll discover The Boogerman, an oozing horror that lurks in mirrors. You'll read about Instagrave, a popular new app that tells kids how they are going to die. In Epizeuxis, you'll learn what happens if you speak the name of a-wait. We've said too much already. The things between these covers are too dangerous to ever be let out. That's why we're warning you: stay away from this book, or else!
Of course, if you are reckless enough to open this book, then be sure to read these stories in a safe, indoor space, far from the beady, prying eyes of any birds*.
Now, on the count of three: 1…2…3…SCREAM!
*Is that a crow, a magpie, or an indigo bunting behind you? Be careful. Birds will do anything to keep people from discovering the secrets of this book!
Sound the Cosmic Horn for bestselling author Louise Rennison's ninth book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson!
Now that Georgia has finally won over gorgey Masimo, the Italian Stallion, her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh has popped up again. Will Georgia go to Pizza-a-gogo land to visit dreamy Masimo? Or could her perfect boy be closer than she thinks. A Sex Kitty's life is never simple...
More hilarious confessions from our fave teen drama queen, Georgia Nicolson.
All the apprehension about school 'firsts' is playfully presented in these reassuring stories.
In Mrs. Watson Wants Your Teeth, advice from a 'knowledgeable' second grader has the first grade worry-wart convinced that her new teacher is really a 300-year old alien who steals baby teeth from her students. This is especially worrisome since she has a secret: her first tooth is loose! A witty, and spot-on depiction of first-day-of-school jitters, this clever take on losing a tooth will reassure as it amuses both children, their parents and their teachers!
In Countdown to Kindergarten, a five-year-old has 10 days until she starts kindergarten, and she's in trouble: she doesn't know how to tie her shoes. Certain that everyone in kindergarten must know how to tie their shoes - it's the rule! - she tries her best to learn. As the fateful day approaches, she still can't do it - what will she do? Told with wit and verve, this depiction of a child's anxiety is both empathetic and enjoyable.
A Live Oak Media audio production.
Sound the Cosmic Horn! Georgia Nicolson's 8th book of confessions are here!
The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope now that all three boys of her dreams actually want her to be their girlfriend? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Surely not!
You'll laugh your knickers off at Georgia's hilarious confessions.
READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison's fabby third audiobook download on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson.
Jas said, 'Well, what happened?'
And I said, 'Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged.'
'So it was like...'
'Yeah... a snogging fest.'
'Sacré bleu!'
Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary.
I said, 'But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me.'
'Oo-er...'
'D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things.'
'Was he dancing?'
'No... I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas...'
Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT).
READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's second audiobook about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson.
What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab?
It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God...
I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up...
I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good...
It's been over a week. I wonder if it's my nose...
I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly Home.
Wolfram Hänel liest eigene Geschichten und Lieder vom 'Kind das dauernd Kopfstand machte' und anderen liebevoll gestalteten Figuren. Dieses Hörbuch enthält die Klassiker 'Romeo liebt Julia', 'Der Zauberlehrling' sowie 'Der kleine Häwelmann'. Es sind Geschichten für jeden Tag, sei es ein verregneter Herbstabend, eine lange Autofahrt oder ein Tag für ein entspannendes Bad in der Wanne. Untermalt wird das Ganze mit Musik und Liedern von Arndt Schulz.Ein literarisches Erlebnis für kleine und auch große Literaturfans.-
Number one bestselling author Louise Rennison's seventh book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager, Georgia Nicolson. You'll laugh your knickers off!
Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga nungas, school - urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.
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