Taken from the tape recordings of the enigmatic and ultra-cautious dangerologist Docter Noel Zone, DANGER IS EVERYWHERE is a brilliantly funny audiobook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have you laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.
DOES IT WARN YOU ABOUT WHAT TO DO IF A SHARK COMES UP OUT OF THE LOO WHILE YOU ARE SITTING ON IT?
Yes it does.
AND WHAT TO DO IF A VOLCANO ERUPTS UNDERNEATH YOUR HOUSE?
After you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this audiobook will let you know exactly how to deal with it.
DOES IT INCLUDE AMAZING SOUND EFFECTS AND MUSIC COMPOSED BY DOCTER NOEL ZONE HIMSELF?
Yes it does. But make sure you keep the volume safely down.
'I dislocated my jaw laughing' Eoin Colfer, author of Artemis Fowl
Produced by Docter Noel Zone, the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist, with the help of his neighbours:
David O'Doherty (words) is a stand-up comedian, writer and regular guest on television shows such as QI, Have I Got News For You and Would I Lie To You? He has written two theatre shows for children, including one where he fixed their bicycles live on stage.
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'A brilliantly silly survival guide' Sunday Express
'A Joyful riposte to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and funny throughout.' Time Out London
'A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and relish the silliness.' Financial Times
'Brilliantly funny' Gransnet
'A brilliantly mapcap guide' ni4Kids.com
'Laugh-out-loud' TheSchoolRun.com
Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable, audiobook edition of Danger is STILL Everywhere: Beware the Dog, written and read by David O'Doherty.
Will Docter Noel Zone's second book tell you how to combat a CROCUUM*? YES
And reveal the secrets of the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist? THAT TOO.
Has he written it yet? NO
Is it because he's hiding in a wardrobe? MAYBE
Docter Noel is facing his most terrifying situation EVER - a little dog called Napkin has come to stay. That may not sound particularly dangerous, but every POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows the only safe pet is a pet rock. So now Docter Noel is stuck in a wardrobe while Napkin wreaks havoc around the Dangerzone. And all the while Docter Noel is supposed to be writing his new VERY IMPORTANT handbook on Dangerology (Level 2).
That is until the Pet of the Year competition is announced and Docter Noel hatches a plan to impress his neighbor Gretel. There's only one problem. Serial safety-flouter Max WURST is the judge. . .
For Docter Noel, it's never been clearer that DANGER IS STILL EVERYWHERE
*A crocodile that looks like a vacuum cleaner that lives under the stairs.
Puffin presents the unabridged, downloadable, audiobook edition of Licence to Chill - the hilarious brand-new Danger Mouse adventure . . . written by Ernest Penfold! Read by Marc Silk.
Evil Baron Greenback is threatening to start a new Ice Age with his latest villainous gadget: the Fiendish Fridge-Freezer! Danger Mouse and Penfold must break out of the icicle prison surrounding HQ, battle across London, and put a stop to the Baron's evil scheme before summer ends - FOR EVER.
Jump in to this brand-new nail-biting adventure, based on the hit CBBC show, Danger Mouse.
Danny's going to camp and he's taking the dinosaur! First introduced in 1958 with Danny and the Dinosaur and the recent stars of Happy Birthday, Danny and the Dinosaur, this popular pair is together again in an adventure sure to please beginning readers and happy campers alike.
'DANNY CHUNG DOES NOT DO MATHS is both heartwarming and hilarious, filled with characters you'll instantly love' Jamie Smart, author and illustrator of BUNNY VS MONKEY
'Funny, heartwarming and packed with fascinating snippets of Chinese culture. I loved reading about the intergenerational relationship between Danny and his grandmother. We all need a Nai Nai in our lives' Jen Carney, author and illustrator of THE ACCIDENTAL DIARY OF B.U.G.
Eleven-year-old Danny Chung loves drawing more than anything - certainly more than maths, which, according to his dad and everyone else, is what he is 'supposed' to be good at. He also loves having his own room where he can draw in peace, so his life is turned upside down when a surprise that he's been promised turns out to be his little, wrinkly, ex-maths-champion grandmother from China. What's worse, Nai Nai has to share his room, AND she takes the top bunk!
Nai Nai can't speak a word of English, which doesn't make things easy for Danny when he is charged with looking after her during his school holidays. Babysitting Nai Nai is NOT what he wants to be doing!
Before long though it becomes clear to Danny that there is more to Nai Nai than meets the eye, and that they have more in common that he thought possible ...
Between going out with his celebrity crush and his mom's campaign to be the next town mayor, Danny's got a lot to learn about life in the spotlight.
When Danny Constantino asks his old-friend-turned-Hollywood-movie-star, Natalie Flores Griffin, to his local school dance and homecoming parade, she surprises him . . . by saying yes! Unfortunately, now everyone in Cuper Cove has something to say about Danny's love life--especially since Natalie is the hometown hero. Throw in herds of TV reporters and NFG groupies, his mom using Natalie's arrival for free publicity, and a pep rally gone horribly, horribly awry, and Danny's left absolutely clueless in this new world of crushes and becoming (kind of) famous.
READ BY RUPERT DEGAS. It's the fourth Skulduggery Pleasant adventure... only Skulduggery Pleasant himself is lost on the other side of a portal, with only some evil gods for company. Can he possible survive? (Yes, all right, he's already dead. But still.)
What can we say, without giving too much away?
Not much, is the answer.
But what we CAN say is that this book is hilarious, it's tense, and it's packed with all the eye-popping action, crackling one liners and imaginative set pieces you've come to expect. There's a new threat to our plucky heroine, of course. But that's not all. There's also the little fact of the Big Bad, the uber-baddy who's going to come along and really, really destroy the world. (Really.) And what we learn about that villain in this book will literally make your jaw fall off and your hair go white with shock. (Not really.)
Will Skulduggery make it out of the Faceless Ones' dimension? Who knows. The problem is, he may not have much to come back to...
The Chicken Squad is back for their fourth (mis)adventure, and this time they're facing their darkest mystery yet: shadows! A hilarious, "easy to read" (Booklist) chapter book from the bestselling author of Click, Clack, Moo and The Trouble with Chickens. There's a big, SHADOWY, mystery lurking about on what was supposed to be a nice chicken-family vacation to a farm. Sugar is certain that she is being watched, and when Poppy's beloved shoe (the shoe that keeps her safe and snug) goes missing, Sugar is sure that this shadow is the culprit. But how does the Chicken Squad tackle a shadow? And do it without ruining the family reunion.which includes meeting eighty-five cousins whose names all begin with the letter B, a lesson on figuring out perimeters (no, Sugar, the perimeter of a car is not one mile), and deciding how many bags of jellybeans one should pack for a road trip?
A monstrously funny debut from the new star of middle-grade adventure. Read by the hugely talented, Andrew Scott.
THEY'RE COMING!
Legends (also known as terrifying, human-eating monsters) have invaded the town of Darkmouth and aim to conquer the world.
But don't panic! The last remaining Legend Hunter - Finn - will protect us.
Finn: twelve-years-old, loves animals, not a natural fighter, but tries really, really hard, and we all know good intentions are the best weapons against a hungry Minotaur, right?
On second thoughts, panic.
PANIC NOW!
Nichts ist in dieser Sammlung lustiger Geschichten vom beliebten Kinderbuchautoren Heinrich Hannover zum Immer-wieder-Hören und Weiterphantasieren unmöglich - da verjagt die niegelnagelneue Schere einen frechen Dieb, die Mücke Piks telefoniert, und das übermütige Pferd Huppdiwupp springt über Großmutters Haus und landet prompt auf ihrem frisch gedeckten Tisch!
Gerd Wameling spielt neben seiner Theaterkarriere in diversen Fernseh- und Kinoproduktionen und ist einer der beliebtesten und bekanntesten deutschen Hörbuchsprecher. Seine warmherzige und lustige Interpretation lässt diesen Kinderbuchklassiker neu erstrahlen.
Babyziege Lotte sorgt im Pony-Café für Wirbel. Sie hopst im Café für Mensch und Tier herum und knabbert alles Mögliche an - allerdings keine Törtchen. Dabei haben Alma und Elli auch so schon alle Hände voll zu tun: Ellis Papa kommt nämlich für eine Woche mit seiner neuen Freundin Dani zu Besuch. Und was ist mit Professor Einstein? Der findet es gar nicht lustig, nicht mehr im Mittelpunkt zu stehen. Immerhin ist er das Café-Maskottchen!
Ann-Sophie Meier gibt Alma ihre fröhliche authentische Stimme und versetzt die Hörer mitten hinein in das turbulente Pony-Café. Mit Musik von Jens Kronbügel.
Die gleichnamige Buchausgabe ist im Ravensburger Buchverlag erschienen.
Babyziege Lotte sorgt im Pony-Café für Wirbel. Sie hopst im Café für Mensch und Tier herum und knabbert alles Mögliche an - allerdings keine Törtchen. Dabei haben Alma und Elli auch so schon alle Hände voll zu tun: Ellis Papa kommt nämlich für eine Woche mit seiner neuen Freundin Dani zu Besuch. Und was ist mit Professor Einstein? Der findet es gar nicht lustig, nicht mehr im Mittelpunkt zu stehen. Immerhin ist er das Café-Maskottchen!
Ann-Sophie Meier gibt Alma ihre fröhliche authentische Stimme und versetzt die Hörer mitten hinein in das turbulente Pony-Café. Mit Musik von Jens Kronbügel.
Die gleichnamige Buchausgabe ist im Ravensburger Buchverlag erschienen.
