If you are looking for an audiobook that will help you train your abs, you’re in the right place!
No, this isn’t a book about fitness, this is a book that will quite literally make your stomach hurt from hearing the countless jokes inside this audiobook. This audiobook is a perfect gift for people looking to learn new jokes, or even better, for adults and kids who want to up their joke game.
Who said that only dads can tell dad jokes?
Now you can learn from the best, and arm yourself with an arsenal of hilarious dad jokes to fire at your work colleagues, family, friends, or the stranger at the mall. You’re basically guaranteed to get a reaction from people with these jokes!
Here’s a short overview of what you can expect:
• Countless dad jokes painstakingly collected through the years
• Work jokes
• Father and son jokes
• Marriage jokes
• Family jokes
• Animal jokes
• Food jokes
• Knock-knock jokes
• Work jokes
• Free abs
So, what are you waiting for? Kick your feet up and get ready to get the exercise of your life!
Remember the most eye-rolling, cringe-worthy jokes your dad used to tell? Brace yourself: now your kids are going to become the masters!There’s a common misconception that dad jokes are lame.
But is it really a misconception?
Or could it be that their very dad-specific lameness is an essential part of their charm?
There’s no joke that has you cringing from the lameness and groaning at the silliness quite like a dad joke. And until now, dads have been the kings…
But what if the whole family could master the art of a dad joke?
What if your kids could give their dad a run for his money?
With over 400 hilarious jokes, your family will have enough witty one-liners and side-splitting anecdotes to fill a box of Christmas crackers (and Dad won’t be the only one embarrassing your teens on their birthday).
In Dad Jokes for Kids, you’ll find all the best dad jokes ever told. You’ll discover:
- 400+ groan-inducing jokes (even Dad won’t have heard them all)
- A comprehensive collection of corny one-liners, hyper-literal jokes, and hilarious anecdotes
- Easy-to-read, easy-to-navigate, easy-to-tell jokes the whole family can get involved in
- Jokes so old that they never get old (the ‘dad joke paradox’?)
- Entertainment for car rides, birthday parties, and rainy Sundays
- A handbook for getting the kids to roar with laughter -- in any place at any time
And much more.
If you thought dad jokes were just for Dad, think again!
Dad Jokes for Kids is precisely that level of cringe: watch your kids become the masters before they’re even out of grade school.
For whole-family fun and side-splitting silliness, all you need is an arsenal of dad jokes: scroll up and click “Add to Cart” right now.
Highlights presents Dance! written by Issac Malone. When Isaac was eight, he went to his sister's dance class. He didn't want to go, but what he saw changed his life. He wanted to dance, too, and enrolled that very day. Although his friends teased him, Isaac kept working hard to reach his goals.
As a little girl, Teresa Carreño loved to let her hands dance across the beautiful keys of the piano. If she felt sad, music cheered her up, and when she was happy, the piano helped her share that joy. Soon she was writing her own songs and performing in grand cathedrals. Then a revolution in Venezuela forced her family to flee to the United States. Teresa felt lonely in this unfamiliar place, where few of the people she met spoke Spanish. Worst of all, there was fighting in her new home, too-the Civil War. Still, Teresa kept playing, and soon she grew famous as the talented Piano Girl who could play anything from a folk song to a sonata-so famous, in fact, that President Abraham Lincoln wanted her to play at the White House! Yet with the country torn apart by war, could Teresa's music bring comfort to those who needed it most?
Highlights presents Dancing in America written by Barbara Diamond. This audiobook discusses different kinds of dance and some of the artists who developed and performed them. It includes stories of famous dancers and how they struggled to achieve their dreams.
This is a biography of a curious, intelligent, and determined young girl who became a brilliant thinker, gifted writer, and nun. She often went against the rules to do what she thought was right.
Manipulators are everywhere.
I’m sure you’ve met them, perhaps several times? Victims of narcissist and manipulators have a tendency to attract bad people. If only the victims knew that they could change that in a heartbeat…
Personally, I find it terrible that we are not taught how to guard ourselves against people of the dark triad. They are causing so much hurt and I for one, have experienced it. I was completely in the grip of a manipulator. I lend money, my car – everything! Only to be completely rejected in the end…
If you’ve been a victim yourself and are tired of being powerless - this audiobook will help you reclaim what is yours. You will learn the tactics master manipulators use against other people, so you may spot the signs right away.
You can even start applying the same principles of influence yourself to get what you want out of life…
In this book you will:
- Learn how to spot signs of manipulation
- Learn how to use dark psychology for you
- Learn how defend yourself against manipulators
- Understand the Dark Triad
- Learn how to use principle of influence yourself
- Learn how to manipulate people
- Prevent Brainwashing
- Understand NLP
Don’t allow yourself to be a victim anymore. Take charge of your life right now and buy this audiobook. Your future self will thank you for it.
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What if there were individuals who could understand what people want and use your desires against you?
Would you like to learn how to use the dark psychology to know what people want and how to protect yourself from them?
If the answer is yes, keep reading until the end. You will not be the only one.
On this topic, you will be able to understand how to use dark psychology through research and notions. You will be able to see how different life experiences can condition our desires. You will be able to observe and shape the behavior of others. These techniques of manipulation often seem harmless, but is this really the case?
You will learn:
- The psychological principles applied to persuasion
- The great secrets of winning the trust of others and making them feel comforted by this
- How to identify a manipulator through signs which were previously unnoticeable to you and how to safeguard against it
- How to use psychic powers to get anybody to do anything you want
- The best strategies to trick someone without standing out
- The biggest hypnosis myths, and how to hypnotize a person
- How to accomplish a real brainwash and why this should not be overlooked
- And more...
This book can help you to influence people like your coworkers, friends, or even relatives. Using practical examples and simple strategies to actually use and learn dark psychology.
Dark psychology will take you to a complete understanding of happiness, progressing in learning immediately applicable psychological techniques.
You will soon discover how to fascinate everyone around you. You don't have to be a psychologist, but you have to acquire and apply the techniques explained in this book.
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Have you ever felt that you have been manipulated or used by your friends, colleagues, or family? Have you ever been curious as to how some people seem to influence and persuade others without even trying? Or perhaps you want to explore the various persuasion and manipulation techniques so you can influence others and gain power?
If you have answered “yes” to any of these questions, then this book is for you.
Dark psychology is going to be any type of deviant or criminal behaviors that are committed against others, usually innocent victims. The one using dark psychology is going to prey on someone who they see as weaker or vulnerable. This doesn’t mean they are actually weak, but they can be easily influenced or easily read for the benefit of the manipulator.
In this guide, you will learn:
- What is dark psychology
- Unmasking the dark persuader
- Manipulation secrets and tricks
- Brainwashing techniques
- The art of hypnosis
- Methods to identify manipulation and avoid being a victim
- Deception tactics
- Powerful mind control techniques to be aware of
- Persuasion techniques that are easy to apply
- And much more....
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Warning: This guide has dangerous techniques, use them to protect yourself only from getting manipulated and use them at your own risk.
