Startled by His Furry Shorts

Startled by His Furry Shorts Synopsis

On the rack of romance.

And also in the oven of luuurve. Tragedy strikes daily: Angus has sunk his claws into her ankle (probably out of pure feline spite).

Between dodging the Hitler Youth at Stalag 14 and enduring Jas's theories on molluscs, secondary school offers zero comfort.

Dignity remains utterly impossible--Jas provides useless advice between mouthfuls of midget gems, and the dreaded Wet Lindsay lurks with lethal hair extensions.

Woe is Georgia: Dave the Laugh has declared his love for her (at least she thinks he was talking about her), and she has finally given Masimo an ultimatum to be her one and only and he has to think about it. And will she ever be able to stop thinking about the Sex God plucking his guitar strings of loveosity?

• First Love: Masimo offers Vespa rides and brooding charm, but being asked to settle for the dreaded status of mere mate is not in Georgia's romantic plans.
• School Drama: Caretaker Elvis Attwood stalks the corridors with his snitching diary and fire extinguishers.
• Sibling Dynamics: Libby spreads household havoc in a see-through pacamac, tiny baby pants, and an ongoing habit of dressing religious figurines in Barbie frocks.
• Found Family: The ace gang rallies behind the five's court with emergency midget gems, Klingon salutes, and the legendary Viking bison disco inferno dance.
• Also by This Author: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas and Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?.