A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.
From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:
You can't trust a dog to watch your food.
Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.
And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!
| ISBN: | 9781849411912 |
| Publication date: | 7th March 2013 |
| Author: | Mitchell Symons |
| Publisher: | Red Fox an imprint of Penguin Random House Children's UK |
| Format: | Paperback |
| Pagination: | 249 pages |
| Reading age: | 7+ |
| Genres: |
Children’s / Teenage general interest: Humour and jokes |
A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:You can't trust a dog to watch your food.Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!
Don't Wipe Your Bum With a Hedgehog is aimed at readers aged 7 and over.
Don't Wipe Your Bum With a Hedgehog features in the following genres: Children’s / Teenage general interest: Humour and jokes
Paperback, Hardback. £5.39, down from the £5.99 cover price. In Stock.
Don't Wipe Your Bum With a Hedgehog was written by Mitchell Symons and published by Red Fox an imprint of Penguin Random House Children's UK
Don't Wipe Your Bum With a Hedgehog has 249 pages
£5.39, reduced from £5.99. In Stock.