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Written by Alan MacDonald

Illustrated by David Roberts

Part of the Dirty Bertie Series

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In a nutshell: ever fresh and funny, the adventures of an inveterate scamp

It’s hard to believe this is the 30th Dirty Bertie story, it’s so fresh and full of energy.  Bertie just can’t avoid trouble, and gets up to all sorts of mischief in the three self-contained stories in this collection, often intentionally. He proves the best worst mascot in the world for his local football club, inadvertently scoring a goal for them when he wanders onto the pitch in the Larry Lion costume (that he shouldn’t be wearing). Stuck on a summer camp that he describes as ‘school for swots’ he tries his hardest to be sent home in disgrace, while a surprise triumph in the inter-schools Robot Wars lands him in trouble with Miss Boot, the inspiration for the fierce ‘Bootosaurus’. There’s an indomitable enthusiasm and confidence about Bertie that children love and through him they can be thoroughly and thrillingly naughty. David Roberts’ quirky, stylish and distinctive illustrations are an absolute joy too.  Children who admire Dirty Bertie will also like the Number 1 Boy Detective books by Barbara Mitchelhill.    ~ Andrea Reece


Mascot! Synopsis

Calling all Dirty Bertie fans! Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! With ever-increasing madcap schemes and crazy capers, Bertie continues to delight his legions of fans, who revel in his revolting ways. Join Bertie in MASCOT!, his 30th adventure, as he is picked to be the mascot for Pudsley Rovers, attempts to get himself expelled from a geeky summer camp and designs his very own robot, a Bootosaurus, to replace Miss Boot!

Dirty Bertie is a hugely popular series created by award-winning illustrator, David Roberts. With each hilarious story approximately thirty pages long and split into chapters with illustrations on nearly every spread, Dirty Bertie is ideal for confident readers to enjoy by themselves, or for sharing with your child.

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Mascot! Press Reviews

combines a wicked sense of humour and wacky illustrations... Children will laugh out loud   Booktrusted News

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ISBN: 9781847158116
Publication date: 08/03/2018
Publisher: Stripes Publishing an imprint of Little Tiger Press Group
Format: Paperback

Book Information

ISBN: 9781847158116
Publication date: 8th March 2018
Author: Alan MacDonald
Illustrator: David Roberts
Publisher: Stripes Publishing an imprint of Little Tiger Press Group
Format: Paperback
Pagination: 96 pages
Suitable for: 7+ readers
Genres: Humorous, School Stories
Recommendations: eBooks
Other Categories: World Cup 2018

About Alan MacDonald

Alan was born in Watford and went to university in Bangor, North Wales, where he studied English and Drama. He started working life in a travelling theatre company, visiting schools all over the country & writing much of their material. He says it was a useful apprenticeship - if the audience didn't like the play, they talked through it or threw bits of paper at the actors. He very quickly learned what children liked.Alan later trained as a drama teacher at Nottingham University, but most of his work in connection with the theatre has been as a writer or ...

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