Welcome to the group chat! It's called Cringe Club because, as you might have guessed, it contains a cringe binge of EPIC proportions. The rules of Cringe Club are:
Members must swear on Taylor Swift and all things good and holy that what is said in Cringe Club, STAYS in Cringe Club.
Members are NOT permitted to tell anyone about Cringe Club, or else.
In fact, there IS NO Cringe Club ;) . . . Get it?
Basically, this is a super-secret group for people (us) that are the victims of cringe.
We should SO start a band called VICTIMS OF CRINGE.
My name is Kennedy King and I have been FORCED to move to London by The Mother. I have just started Hellington High School (aka HELL HIGH). The only GOOD thing about moving is that The Mother has finally agreed to let me have my own phone (guilt present) so I can stay in touch with my best friends. Enter at your own risk (of cringe) and remember . . . what is said in Cringe Club, STAYS in Cringe Club.
The first in a hilarious new series, told entirely in the form of a group chat, from award-winning author and comedian Emily-Jane Clark.
