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Football Jokes Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics

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A fantastically funny collection of hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around!  Perfect for football fans to enjoy in between those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals.

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Football Jokes Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics Synopsis

When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles.

Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course

Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key.

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squelch? An elephant with wet football boots.

How does an octopus go on to a football pitch? Well-armed!

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ISBN: 9781447254614
Publication date: 05/06/2014
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books an imprint of Pan Macmillan
Format: Paperback

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ISBN: 9781447254614
Publication date: 5th June 2014
Publisher: Macmillan Children's Books an imprint of Pan Macmillan
Format: Paperback
Pagination: 112 pages
Suitable for: 5+ readers, 7+ readers, 9+ readers
Genres: Sports

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