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How Not to Be a Pirate: The Trouble With Curses

"A character driven comic adventure with heart."

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September 2026 Book of the Month

Jenny Pearson has built up a reputation and loyal fanbase as writer par excellence of character-driven, comic adventures with heart, and How Not to Be a Pirate stands and delivers with the best of them.

Slightly shorter perhaps than her stand-alone novels and with lively two-colour illustrations on every page, it is the story of three trainee pirates who find themselves shipmates in a race to find hidden treasure as part of their Level One Pirate Grading.

Achieving Level One is a must for all young would-be pirates, but Wilbur is desperate to get the grades. He doesn’t want to let his pirate dad down, though he doesn’t seem to be natural pirate material: he suffers horribly from seasickness and his ‘Arrrghing’ is judged ‘softer than a jellyfish in slippers.’ Ellie on the other hand, who is keeping her heritage a secret, seems born to it, even if she’s a bit too quick to flourish her cutlass (it has to be confiscated and replaced with a candlestick). Ellie it is who assumes command of the Salty Sparrow and decides that Wilbur and fellow crewmate Gilbert will follow her tracking down the legendary and powerful Hag Stone, despite the enormous dangers involved.

The story is every bit as exciting and as funny as we’ve come to expect from Jenny Pearson, with lovely emotional undercurrents and subtle clues as to how the story will develop in future adventures. The high seas have never been so much fun and this absorbing adventure epitomises reading for pleasure, in the same way that Cressida Cowell’s Wizards of Once series does.

Andrea Reece
Reviewed by Andrea Reece
Andrea Reece has spent almost her entire working life in children’s books, first as publisher, latterly as consultant, project manager and critic.
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