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Pooems

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This title will be released on 29/01/2026. Pre-order now.

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Pooems Synopsis

Everyone has to go to the loo. POOEMS are poems that go there too!

A hilariously pongy illustrated poetry collection from the author of the bestselling and award-winning Oi Frog!


When gorillas are full of bananas
They don't just go to the loo.
They swing from their nest,
They beat on their chest,
And they go for a POO-OOO-OOOOOO!!!

But what colour are mermaid poos? How many bottoms do aliens have? Do poos float in space? And what does a ghost say when it's sitting on your toilet?

Find out in this rollicking rhyming show-plopper of a picture book, packed full of potty-humour poems and revoltingly funny pictures from award-winning creators Kes Gray (Oi Frog!) and David Tazzyman (You Can't Take an Elephant on the Bus). Perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to get children giggling!

About This Edition

ISBN: 9781444977189
Publication date: 29th January 2026
Author: Kes Gray
Publisher: Hodder Children's Books an imprint of Hachette Children's Group
Format: Paperback
Pagination: 32 pages
Genres: Picture storybooks
Poetry Books for Children
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